“The police stopped me when I was out in my car. They told me it was a spot check. I admitted to two pimples and a boil.”
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Chic Murray
Chic Murray, born John Murray, was an American comedian known for his unique humor style and slapstick performances. He gained fame for his roles in various television shows and films. Murray's comedy career began in the 1940s, and he quickly rose to prominence in the New York comedy scene with his humorous and witty performances. more
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