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“Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.”

Quote by Jenny McCarthy

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Jenny McCarthy, born on November 1, 1972, is a renowned American model. She gained prominence in the fashion industry with her unique charm and fashion sense, becoming a cover girl for many international fashion magazines. Besides her modeling career, she has also ventured into the entertainment industry, appearing in numerous films and television series. more

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