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“If you want to succeed in life...you must pick 3 bones to carry with you at all times: a wish bone, a backbone, and a funny bone.”

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Author:Reba McEntire

“Funny bones, to me, are more important than funny lines. If a comedian is just not likable and doing the lines, you could read them yourself. Whereas if someone [you like] shambles out, and they tell you what a bad day they've had, they don't have to say anything. I love them. I want to hug them because they've been through something. And it comes back to empathy, always empathy.”

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Author:Ricky Gervais

“In comedy you sometimes have to look at the funny bone a little bit. So, that was the hardest part - was not offending. I'm not laughing at anybody. We're laughing together about who we are - and the funnier part of who we are. I'm (sure) not writing this and calling you a stereotype. I'm not doing that.”

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Author:Corbin Bernsen

“I got mugged. And they got my knapsack with my comedy notebook in it. So if anybody see two cholos bombing at the Funny Bone chain, that would be them. Just give me a jingle.”

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Author:Janeane Garofalo

“There are quite a few very funny people in my life. You know those people who don't mean to be funny, they just come out with these zingers that just make you howl with laughter. Usually you find these people in the road crew. A good crew is a key to a healthy funny bone.”

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Author:Tori Amos

“To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.”

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Author:Reba McEntire

“Artemis: I am not buoyed by that. Foaly: You are not supposed to be buoyed by that. You are supposed to be equalized. Mulch: I'm pretty sure that both of you just made really horrible jokes. But I'm not sure because I think you broke my funny bone.”

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Author:Eoin Colfer

“You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.”

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Author:Tina Fey

“I pity the fellow who has to create a dialect or paraphrase the dictionary to get laughs. I can't spell, but I have never stooped to spell cat with a 'k' to get at your funny bone. I love a drink, but I never encouraged drunkenness by harping on its alleged funny side.”

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Author:Mark Twain

“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me.”

“A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don't think you can develop a funny bone - you either have it or you don't. And by the way - when you get it, we don't know it.”

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Author:Carl Reiner

“You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was made from his funny bone.”

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Author:James M. Barrie

“A good thing to have up your sleeve is a sanctified funny-bone.”

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Author:Charles Studd

“I write poems for children to help them celebrate the joy and wonder of their world and to look at their lives from the inside out. I write humorous poems to tickle the funny bone of their imaginations.”

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Author:Charles Ghigna

“I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to loosen things up.”

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Author:Matt LeBlanc

“Comedy, your funny bone, is formed in childhood.”

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Author:Paul O'Grady

“The first time I went over to [my director's] house, he said to me, This is a very strange play. I was pleased that he reminded me of that. [He] understands the play [VENUS] intellectually and emotionally and the humor, the funny bone.”

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Author:Suzan-Lori Parks