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“May we now all rise and sing the eternal school hymn: "Attack. Attack. Attack Attack Attack!"”

Quote by Danny Baker

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Danny Baker is a British writer born on June 22, 1957. Known for his humorous and satirical style, his works span across novels, essays, and reviews, gaining popularity for their unique perspective. more

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