“We have far too many kids. At one time in the playpen there was standing-room only. It looked like a bus stop for midgets. It used to get so damp in there, we'd have a rainbow above it.”
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Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy
The author shares personal anecdotes and reflections on their career in comedy, offering insights into the world of stand-up, television, and film. more
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Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller was an iconic American comedienne, born on July 17, 1917, and passed away on August 20, 2012. Known for her unique comedic style and exaggerated performance, she was a prominent figure in the American comedy scene in the mid-20th century. more
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