Quotessence
Home / Quotes / Quote by Darynda Jones

Quote by Darynda Jones

Work

Eleventh Grave in Moonlight

Browse quotes and source details for this work. more

Author

Darynda Jones
Darynda Jones

Darynda Jones, born in 1965, is an acclaimed American author known for her unique sense of humor and emotional depth in her novels. Her works have gained widespread attention and praise from readers. more

You May Also Like

“I got this cousin, Lamar,' he said. 'Total fool. And by fool I mean motherfucker wouldn't find water in a swimming pool. But, like all fools, he once spoke a sentence of true wisdom. We'd been talking about this brother, who had a certain . . . fondness for the kind of place you and I find ourselves in right now, and Lamar, in the midst of all his usual ignorant bullshit, said, "You got to be wary of a man who spends all his time watching titties bounce."' Floyd threw his head back and laughed. 'Shit still gets me.”

HumorFunnySexJokeCrime FictionNoirBoobsStrippersStrip ClubTits
Book:Nobody Move
Create image

“The Jeep inched forward at a painfully slow rate, made all the more excruciating by the anticipation building in Artemis's chest. He could suppress it no longer. Could they at last be at the end of their quest? After six false alarms across three continents, could this wine-sodden healer be the gold at the end of the rainbow? Artemis almost chuckled. Gold at the end of the rainbow. He'd made a joke. Now there's something that didn't happen everyday.”

AnticipationContinentsJokeQuestArtemisJeepFalse AlarmsGold At The End Of The RainbowUnusualness
Book:Artemis Fowl
Create image

“With the prospect of raids on London itself, U.S. ambassador Joseph Kennedy decamped. To the great disdain of many in London, he began conducting his ambassadorial affairs from his home in the country. Within the Foreign Office, a joke began to circulate: "I always thought my daffodils were yellow until I met Joe Kennedy.”

JokeUsUkKennedyBattle Of BritainJoseph Kennedy
Book:The Splendid and the Vile: A Saga of Churchill, Family, and Defiance During the Blitz
Create image