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“Small people will find your flaw and make it huge; big people will find your flaw and block it out completely, by sitting next to you. Therefore, hang out with big people.:)”

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“Meanwhile, Milo had been in the Senate on that day until it was dismissed and then came home. He changed out of his formal clothes, waited for a little while his wife got herself ready--you all know how that goes-- and set out at the hour when Clodius, if he had been planning on coming back to Rome that day, would have returned.”

Joke Sexist

Author:Cicero

“The hours tick by as I lie in bed. Memories keep surfacing, tormenting me into unbelievable sadness. I can't bring myself to move. I can't fight the memories that keep filling my thoughts. I stay curled in the fetal position as each memory plays out. I can't stop them from coming. I can't make them go away. Nothing can distract me. I can't block the memories, so they continue to come.”

Source: Alone in Paris

“...of all the seeds that fly about the world, the one with the most solid wings, enabling it to be scattered at the greatest distance from its point of origin, is still a joke.”

Joke

Book:The Guermantes Way

Source: The Guermantes Way

“Bibi: Mi papá me dijo que esta vez no me va a apoyar con David Hasselhoff porque me estoy haciendo daño y me quiso mandar a terapia. Yo no necesito terapia, lo que necesito es amor. Chiquis: El amor es una patria en ruinas. Nené: El amor de la gente, de la multitud. Bibi: All you need is love, love, love is all you need. Bibi: ¿Es un poema? Chiquis: De Edgar Allan Poe.”

Love Funny Joke

Book:Barbie girls

Source: Barbie girls

“Llevamos el circo en la sangre.”

Blood Joke Circus Sangre Circo Chiste

Book:The Shadow Of The Wind

Source: The Shadow Of The Wind

“That awkward moment when you realize someone was actually home the whole time you were singing on the tops of your lungs.”

Humor Funny Singing Happy Awkward Joke

Author:Kasey Collin P. Dumdum

“..., and sometimes there's just no point in arguing with him. "Yeah, okay 'me, Jeff, and Evan, sitting in a tree...'" Chris claps his hands triumphantly. "That's right, baby!" Than a more serious expression comes across his face. "But, in a tree? Really? I mean, im a not an expert on the gay sex thing, but I think the first time at least you should be on the ground..." And then the evening continues on as expected.”

Funny Romance Sex Friends Gay Silly Joke Polyamory M M M M M

Book:Dark Horse

Source: Dark Horse

“When I go to the bathrooms, I cannot take off my pants as before; because there is a light continuously blinking like a camera, everyone says it is just an environmental friendly lighting. Well, I cannot really trust it and I am not taking the risk of circulating my naked photos around.”

Funny Internet Pants Joke Bathroom Camera Blinking

Book:LOVE, HATRED AND MADNESS

Source: LOVE, HATRED AND MADNESS

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