“I hear there are now Knightsbridge clinics offering semicolonic irrigation – but for many it may be too late.”
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Eats, Shoots & Leaves: The Zero Tolerance Approach to Punctuation
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Lynne Truss
Lynne Truss is a British writer renowned for her contributions to language and humor. Born in 1955, she has penned several books, most notably the grammar guide 'Eats, Shoots & Leaves'. more
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