“Audrey turned to him, a sly little spark hiding in her eyes. "THe only man who gets to call me'love' would be waking up next to me after a very, very fun night.
Fun night. Oh yes.
"Guess what?" She leaned closer. "You will never be that man.”
Source: Fate's Edge
“Breaking into the house in the middle of the night just wasn't his style. He did his best work in plain view, and, usually, his tongue was doing most of it.
Now that was an interesting thought. Heh.”
Source: Fate's Edge
“Thanksgiving is a good time to reflect on the fact that even if you have been losing, there are areas in your life where you have been winning.”
Source: The Gift of Thanksgiving
“I'd like to thank my parents for making this night possible. And my children for making it necessary.”
“Toke a lid, smoke a lid, pop the mescalino! ...Hop a hill! Pop a pill! For old Tim Benzedrino!”
Source: Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings
“Elf-dog," hissed Gimlet, retrieving his beard.
"Pig of a dwarf," suggested Legolam.
"Toymaker."
"Gold-digger.”
Source: Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings
“Do not mock powers beyond your knowledge, impudent hair-foot”
Source: Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings
“At the mention of his name, Frito gurgled loudly and fell off his sheep, and the Ring dropped out of his clothes and rolled to Orlon's feet. One of the sheep trotted up, licked it, and turned into a fire hydrant.”
Source: Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings
“There were a great many beds arranged around the walls, all of which looked as though they had recently been slept in by perverted kangaroos...”
Source: Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings
“I was terrified of opening my marriage to outside influence. Because it was the center of my life and meant more than anything. But as I thought through my fears, I realized something: Testing that bond was a win-win scenario.
Best case, we would weather the challenges, and I would have a wealth of experiences and emotional bonds with others that could complement my life.
Worst case, I was wrong about the strength of what we I had together, and it would tear us apart.
But if what we had were that easily ruined, was it really all that great in the first place? And wouldn’t I want to know now, 4 years into the marriage, rather than another 20 or 30 years down the road?”
Source: Poly Land: My Brutally Honest Adventures in Polyamory