“Most days, I feel like I’m doing my best attempt at impersonating a normal human being.
Results vary.”
Source: You Tried: A Deadbeat’s Guide to Self-Actualization
“I will bow to your expertise. Or would if my back permitted it.”
Source: The Devils
“I am Baron Rikard, and I can only apologise for my wretched decrepitude.”
Source: The Devils
“How are you this bad?" Juliette asked in disbelief. "I thought you were Russian."
"I am Russian, not an alcoholic." Roma muttered.”
Source: These Violent Delights
“I’m open to literally anything at this point.
No idea is a stupid idea.”
“We destroy the planet.”
“Apart from that.”
“Hey, just keeping things in perspective.”
Source: Battle for the Photon Core
“I knew what I felt, but I’d rather lather myself in whale sperm and feed my hand into a woodchipper before admitting it, even to myself.”
Source: The Billionaire's Second Chance: An Enemies to Lovers Sweet Romance Second Chance
“Hace falta sostener los hospicios. Los hospicios son necesarios para acabar con la chusma. Todos los niños que ingresan en ellos mueren cristiana y decentemente. Mi familia protege también un hospicio en la provincia de Madrid. Es un hospicio singular. Hay en él un chiquillo que cuenta ya tres años. Caso único. Nadie se explica cómo vive. Han venido médicos de Alemania y de Francia a verle, y han escrito sensacionales memorias.”
Source: El fantasma
“Do you want me to murder everyone here?!”
"“Yes! They’re bad guys!”
Source: Battle for the Photon Core
“There is yet another reason for the male to
isolate himself: every man is an island. Trapped
inside himself, emotionally isolated, unable to
relate, the male has a horror of civilization, people, cities, situations requiring an ability to understand
and relate to people.
So, like a scared rabbit, he scurries off, dragging Daddy’s little asshole along
with him to the wilderness, the suburbs, or, in
the case of the “hippie”—he’s way out, Man!—all
the way out to the cow pasture where he can fuck and breed undisturbed and mess around with his beads and flute.”
Source: SCUM Manifesto
“You no longer pretend you’re climbing a ladder. You’ve kicked it over and made a quaint/kitschy bench out of the pieces. (Depends on who sees it.)”
Source: You Tried: A Deadbeat’s Guide to Self-Actualization