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“I'm the wife Spike Lee deserves. A white woman, which he says he would never be with, so let's get someone really white. I am Spike Lee's wife from Hell. I'm white and weird and I won't pay enough attention to him. If he does any more of those angry interviews, I'm going to write him and see if he wants the wife he deserves.”

Ifs Want Writing Doe Enough White Pay Attention Hell Wife Deserve Hatred Angry Interviews

Author:Carrie Fisher

“I'm the woman who used to think that middle-age spread was a cocktail dip.”

Thinking Age Used Middle Spread Middle Ages Cocktails Dip

Author:Phyllis Diller

“I'm the world 'Guinness Book of Records' holder of 1,749 hugs in one hour. My arms fell off.”

World Book Hours Records Arms Hug One Hour Guinness

Author:Nick Vujicic

“I'm the world heavyweight champion. I consider myself a citizen of the whole world.”

World Whole Citizens Whole World Champion Heavyweights

Author:George Foreman

“I'm the world's expert on sterotypes held by academics about athletes and held by athletes about academics. To me, both of them are caricatures.”

World Athlete Experts Caricatures

Author:A. Bartlett Giamatti

“I'm the world's greatest wrestler, the world's greatest singer, the world's greatest entertainer.”

World Singers Entertainers Wrestler

Author:Jeff Jarrett

“I'm the world's least happy atheist. I miss having religious faith, but trying to have it seems like trying to be in love with someone that you're not in love with.”

World Trying Seems Religious Missing Atheist Religious Faith

Author:Lisa Williams

“I'm the world's most famous photographer, most sought after photographer, most awarded photographer.”

World Success Fame Photography Photographer Being The Best Awards Being Famous Famous Artist

Author:Peter Lik

“I'm the world's original gradualist. I just think ninety-odd years is gradual enough.”

Thinking World Years Enough Originals Civil Rights Odd Ninety

Author:Thurgood Marshall

“I'm the world's worst bearer of grudges. I'm sure I'll be bearing grudges and paying off old scores on my death-bed.”

World Worst Bed Score Resentment Grudge Death Bed

Author:Glenda Jackson

“I'm the worst ad anyone could possibly be for abstaining from anything.”

Worst Ads Abstaining

Author:Matt Roper

“I'm the worst at favourites! I don't have one - I love all my children, I love them all equally.”

Children Worst My Children

Author:David Longstreth

“I'm the worst at picking what movies are going to do well. I have no idea. I'm really surprised if a movie I like does well.”

Ifs Wells Doe Ideas Worst No Idea

Author:Zooey Deschanel

“I'm the worst at teasing. I don't really know how much I can and can't say.”

Knows I Can Know How Worst Tease

Author:Tracy Spiridakos

“I'm the worst critic about music myself. I hardly ever, every like something the first time I listen to it. So I've got to put myself in other people's shoes.”

People Firsts Worst First Time Critics Shoes Like Something

Author:Marc Martel

“I'm the worst in The Office. It's a problem. They've had to shut down the set for like 30 minutes because of me.”

Problem Minutes Worst Office

Author:Ed Helms

“I'm the worst person about publicizing myself.”

Persons Worst Worst Person

Author:Aida Turturro

“I'm the worst person to ask about how to get noticed. It took me 25 years.”

Years Persons Asks Worst Worst Person

Author:Dirk Benedict

“I'm the worst person to be stuck with in a traffic jam.”

Persons Worst Stuck Traffic Jam Traffic Jam Congestion Stuck In Traffic Worst Person Traffic Congestion

Author:Larry King

Source: Tell It to the King

“I'm the worst person to tell anybody how to date.”

Persons Worst Worst Person

Author:Jenny McCarthy

“I'm the worst rider. I'm a terrible rider. Me and horses are not a good mix. For some reason, people are always trying to get me on a horse in a movie.”

People Trying Reason Worst Terrible Horse Always Trying Riders

Author:Dana Delany

“I'm the worst speller on the planet. I'm so glad for spellcheck on my phone.”

Worst Planets Phones Glad

Author:Allison Janney

“I'm the worst surfer in California. My balance is off from boxing.”

Worst Balance California Boxing Surfer

Author:Mickey Rourke

“I'm the worst tweeter ever. I don't know what I'm doing. I really don't.”

Knows Worst

Author:Megyn Kelly

“I'm the wrong kind of person to be really big and famous.”

Kind Persons Bigs

Author:Elliott Smith

“I'm the young city bandit, hold myself down singlehanded For murder raps, I kick my thoughts alone, get remanded Born alone, die alone, no crew to keep my crown or throne I'm deep by sound alone, caved inside in a thousand miles from home”

Home Young Dies Sound Born Cities Thousand Murder Rap Miles Kicks Crowns Thrones Crew My Thoughts Thousand Miles Bandits Born Alone

Author:Nas

“I'm the youngest in a family where I didn't have to take responsibility for much.”

Responsibility Taking Responsibility

Author:Jennifer Lawrence

“I'm the youngest of 12 children. And although I was the youngest, I tried to organize things in my family. When there were disputes, I tried to mediate.”

Children My Family Organize Disputes

Author:Ruth Simmons

“I'm the youngest of five kids, and I wanted attention. And in Santa Barbara, there was lots of theater going on, so for that area, it was a little bit like playing Little League baseball. There were dance classes, theater classes, and I just loved it.”

Littles Kids Wanted Bits Attention Class Five Little Bit Areas Baseball Theater League Santa Barbara Dance Class Little League Little League Baseball Santa Barbara

Author:Anthony Edwards

“I'm the youngest of seven kids.”

Kids Seven

Author:Sean William Scott

“I'm the youngest of six children; both of my sisters are housewives and they each have four kids.”

Children Kids Four Six My Sister Sister Housewife

Author:Roma Downey

“I'm the youngest of six kids, and when a you're living in such a big family, you never really become an adult, and I'm so happy about that. At my 34, I think, "Even if I end up becoming a dad or something down the road, I don't think I'm ever going to be an adult. I'll just be a kid raising a kid.".”

Thinking Kids Dad

Author:Tim Kasher

“I'm the youngest, too. When you're the youngest of a big family, people are like, "You're the baby, you're spoiled!" The fact of the matter is, when you're the youngest of a big family, by the time you're a teenager, your parents are insane. You're like, "Hey, I'm going roller-skating-" "You're not going roller-skating or you'll end up pregnant like your sister. Why don't you smoke pot and become a lawyer?"”

People Ends Matter Facts Humor Bigs Funny Parent Like You Baby Lawyer Insane Hey Smoke Teenager Pot Pregnant Spoiled Skating Big Families Roller Skating

Author:Jim Gaffigan

“I'm their biggest fan every Sunday they go out there and play. I'm pulling for them, for the people in New Orleans and everything they're going through. If there are three or four hours that people can get away from the reality that is existing for them right now, the uncertainty, the unknown, the Saints can bring a sense of pride to them for that short period of time.”

People Ifs Play Reality Three Hours Four Fans Pride Periods Right Now Saint Uncertainty Sunday Get Away Pulling New Orleans Biggest Fan

Author:Bill Cowher

“I'm there [on Moana] with the other actors, so you play off one another. It's not just your idea of what the character is and what the world is like it would be in an animated [film], where it all sort of exists in your head. It's all right there, and if Diego's performance is doing what it's doing, it affects yours.”

Ifs World Ideas Play Character Would Be Film Actors Performances Animated Animated Films

Author:Alan Tudyk

“I'm there to make a kind of theatrical music that is desperately missing in my life. And if other people don't like it, I'm very unhappy, but I can't do anything about that.”

People Ifs Kind I Can Missing Unhappy Theatrical

Author:Richard Foreman

“I'm there to make people laugh. I'm not trying to come across as sexy.”

People Trying Laughing Sexy Making People Laugh

Author:Jim Gaffigan

“I'm thinking about American votes and American - all Americans, black or white have to be concerned about what's happening in the world.”

Thinking World Black White Happenings Concerned Vote Black Or White

Author:Greg Gutfeld

“I'm thinking about anything and everything. I'm making stuff up in my head, I'm using sense memory. Sometimes when it doesn't come and you've got no choice because you're getting paid to do it, you grasp at straws. It's always easy now with my kids. I just create some "what-ifs" in my head, something horrible that would devastate me as a mother.”

Ifs Thinking Sometimes Kids Mother Choices Easy Stuff Memories Paid Horrible Straws Anything And Everything

Author:Vera Farmiga

“I'm thinking about directing, but I know it's a lot of work and I appreciate what directors do and I would like to be good at it. The opportunity has presented itself four to five times, and I usually said no because of the script.”

Thinking Knows Said Opportunity Five Four Directors Appreciate Scripts Be Good

Author:Angela Bassett

“I'm thinking about entering a Marilyn Manson costume contest to see if I lose.”

Ifs Thinking Loses Contests Entering Costumes Manson

Author:Marilyn Manson

“I'm thinking about killing Michael Moore, and I'm wondering if I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it.”

Ifs Thinking Needs Wonder Killing If I Could

Author:Glenn Beck

“I'm thinking about learning a few new things - like taking classical guitar lessons - and I'd like to bring what I learn into hard rock.”

Thinking Hard Rocks Lessons Guitar New Things Hard Rock Classical Guitar

Author:Mick Mars

“I'm thinking about naming my first son Emmy so I can say I've got one. I want Emmy, Oscar and Tony - and my daughter Grammy.”

Thinking Want Firsts I Can Mother Son Daughter My Daughter Oscars Grammy Emmys

Author:Noah Wyle

“I'm thinking about some developments say in the 80s when the anti-apartheid movement began to claim more support and strength within the US. Black trade unionists played a really important role in developing this US anti-apartheid movement.”

Thinking Important Black Roles Support Movement Development Claims Trade Developing 80s Apartheid Strength Within

Author:Angela Davis

“I'm thinking about the end of civilization. We may not keep growing like we are now. There must be an end of civilization. That's what I did as a show at the Palais de Tokyo, the 33 scenarios of how this civilization ends.”

Thinking May Ends Shows Growing Civilization Scenarios Tokyo

Author:Hiroshi Sugimoto

“I'm thinking about the idea of poetic license. People say that about certain writers: "Oh, the grammar sucks, but it's just the poetic license." We accept it as being an art form of sorts: the incorrect rearrangement of meaningful things. Unlike sciences, literature as art relies on societal acceptance of a certain vocabulary. We're just making sounds out of our mouths if we don't both accept that what I'm saying has very significant meanings, and I'm accurately targeting what vocabulary I use and how I arrange each word.”

People Thinking Art Literature Accepting Acceptance Meaningful Significant Rely Poetic

Author:Jimenez Lai

“I'm thinking about the people who I want to see running for President. And there's quite a group. I mean we have a very strong field of leaders who could become our nominee and - and could stand up for the kind of leadership I think America wants.”

People Thinking Kind Mean Running Strong President Leader Very Strong

Author:Mitt Romney

“I'm thinking balls are to men, what purses are to women. It's just a little bag but we'd feel naked in public without it.”

Thinking Men Feels Littles Fashion Balls Naked Bags Carrie Purses Sex And The City

Author:Sarah Jessica Parker

“I'm thinking I would like to dance in the rain with this person. I would like to lie next to him in the dark and watch him breathe and watch him sleep and wonder what he's dreaming about and not get an inferiority complex if the dreams aren't about me.”

Ifs Thinking Persons Dream Lying Next Dark Sleep Wonder Watches Rain Complexes Breathe Inferiority Inferiority Complex Dance In The Rain

Author:Rachel Cohn

Source: Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist

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