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“President Obama announced this week that he is going to start sending out his own messages personally on Twitter. And today Anthony Weiner said, “It’s a trap, don’t do it!” But President Obama’s tweets are a little different than Anthony Weiner’s. When Obama sends out pictures of something obscene, it’s the unemployment numbers.”

Littles Said Different Today President Numbers Week Messages President Obama Traps Unemployment Tweet Obscene

Author:Jay Leno

“President Obama answered questions on YouTube today. He was asked 7,500 times about legalizing marijuana. And that was just from Chad in Portland.”

Today President President Obama Marijuana Youtube Portland Chad Legalizing Marijuana

Author:Conan O'Brien

“President Obama appears to me to have elevated and implemented the artist-activist concept to the role of empowered servant-leader.”

Art Artist Humanity President Leader Roles Concepts Prejudice Servant Activist President Obama Empowered Servant Leader

Author:Aberjhani

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“President Obama attacks success and therefore under President Obama we have less success and I will change that.”

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Author:Mitt Romney

“President Obama awarded a National Medal of Arts to author Stephen King. You know, because if there's anyone who can relate to the story of a guy trapped in a mansion that's driving him insane, it's Obama.”

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Author:Jimmy Fallon

“President Obama became the first sitting president to visit a federal prison yesterday. Obama said it was a good chance to talk about prison reform, and to catch up with so many former congressmen.”

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Author:Jimmy Fallon

“President Obama believes in a country where we invest in education, in roads and bridges, in science and in the future, so we can create new opportunities so the next kid can make it big, and the kid after that, and the kid after that. That's what president Obama believes.”

Believe Country Bigs Kids Next Opportunity President Bridges President Obama New Opportunity

Author:Elizabeth Warren

“President Obama believes in a level playing field.”

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Author:Elizabeth Warren

“President Obama believes that we have a moral obligation to the next generation to leave our land, water, and wildlife better than we found it.”

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Author:Sally Jewell

“President Obama broke a world record after he reached a million followers on Twitter in just five hours. The only guys not following Obama? His Secret Service agents. They lost track months ago.”

World Guy Lost President Hours Secret Millions Records Five Months Track Following Agents Broke Followers President Obama Secret Service World Records Followers On Twitter

Author:Jimmy Fallon

“President Obama called for a 'we' nation in his Inauguration Address. Art convenes. It is not just inspirational. It is aspirational. It pricks the walls of our compartmentalized minds, opens our hearts and makes us brave. And that's what we need most in our country today.”

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Author:Anna Deavere Smith

“President Obama came to visit me in the hospital. He said, 'I wish you were still in the Senate; I need your help.' I'm not certain I can help on everything. Maybe some things.”

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Author:Bob Dole

“President Obama came up with tremendous ideas, but he was blocked by the Republicans.”

Ideas President Republican President Obama Blocked

Author:Nancy Pelosi

“President Obama can find time to meet with a YouTube personality who eats cereal out of a bathtub, but not the prime minister of our ally Israel?”

President Personality Israel Ministers Prime Allies President Obama Prime Minister Youtube Cereal Bathtubs

Author:Greta Van Susteren

“President Obama celebrates diversity, yet instinctively seeks common ground and builds on that common ground to make progress.”

President Common Progress Diversity Celebrate Usa President Obama Common Ground Celebrating Diversity

Author:Valerie Jarrett

“President Obama chose politics over leadership. 'Hope' and 'Change' have become bait-and-switch.”

President President Obama Bait Hope And Change

Author:Lindsey Graham

“President Obama clearly cannot run on his record. All he's offering is more of the same. That's not good. Look at the economy. It's stagnating. And so, what they're now going to try and do is bring this campaign down to little things, distractions, distortions, smear, fear, anger, frustration.”

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Author:Paul Ryan

“President Obama compared himself to Gandhi and Nelson Mandela in the struggle to bring about change. The comparison is flawed. They spent years in jail before taking political power, while politicians from Chicago do it the other way around.”

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Author:Argus Hamilton

“President Obama contends that charges he is "not really an American" have been trumped up by you-know-who.”

Knows Has Beens President President Obama

Author:Michael R. Burch

“President Obama continues to support war. He continues to remove many basic civil liberties and human rights. He continues to condone drones in Pakistan and Afghanistan that kill women and children. He meets with his advisers every Tuesday morning and signs extrajudicial killings. To me, those are not the actions of a peace person.”

“President Obama could keep a big map with push pins on it to keep track of how many countries hate us, and when we get down to only half, let's have a ball. I'll blow up the balloons myself.”

Country Bigs Hate President Half Balls Track Blow Maps President Obama Pins Balloons

Author:Paula Poundstone

“President Obama deserves credit for building what you call the largest coalition to fight terror.”

Fighting President Building Deserve Terror Credit President Obama Coalitions

Author:Dana Perino

“President Obama didn't even want to try to keep the jobs at Carrier, for whatever reason. Maybe he didn't want to even roll up his sleeves and work with the people there. Maybe he resents them 'cause they're a corporation.”

People Want Trying Reason Jobs Causes President Corporations President Obama Sleeves Resent Carrier

Author:Rush Limbaugh

“President Obama, do not ever engage in fraud in front of me.”

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Author:Steven Magee

“President Obama filled in as the coach of his daughter Sasha's basketball team. Sasha evidently listened to her Dad, because all she did was drive straight down the center and piss everyone off.”

President Team Dad Basketball Daughter Filled Coaches President Obama Basketball Team Filled In

Author:Conan O'Brien

“President Obama filled out his March Madness bracket. You can tell Obama's mind is elsewhere because his top two picks were Israel and Iran.”

Mind Two President Picks Madness Filled Israel Iran March President Obama Elsewhere Brackets Filled Out

Author:Conan O'Brien

“President Obama finally has his own personal Twitter account. Even John McCain said, 'Welcome to the Internet, grandpa.'”

Said President Internet Accounts Welcome President Obama Mccain Grandpa

Author:Jimmy Fallon

“President Obama flew to a rally in Las Vegas last night. However, he did not visit any of the casinos. You know why? When you're $16 trillion in debt, they don't let you in.”

Knows Lasts Night President Debt President Obama Last Night Vegas Las Vegas Flew Casinos

Author:Jay Leno

“President Obama flew to China a few days ago and announced a joint environmental pact with the communist regime. The United States will reduce its carbon emissions substantially over the next 11 years. China will do absolutely nothing but hope that its emissions decline after 2030.”

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“President Obama fuels that perception. That will change when militants across the globe see that when you join ISIS that you are giving up your life, you are signing your death warrant.”

Giving President Giving Up Perception Fuel President Obama Globes Isis Signing Warrants

Author:Ted Cruz

“President Obama gave a big speech on climate change. He believes global warming is getting worse because apparently he's sweating a lot more during his second term”

Believe Bigs President Term Speech Climate Climate Change Global Warming President Obama Sweating

Author:Jay Leno

“President Obama gave a speech about healthcare tonight, and yesterday he gave a pep talk to students. He told them that in order to succeed they need to work hard and study hard. Then today, former President George W. Bush presented the rebuttal.”

Needs Hard Today Order President Study Students Hard Work Succeed Speech Yesterday Former Tonight President Obama Healthcare President George W Bush Pep Order To Succeed Pep Talk Rebuttal

Author:Conan O'Brien

“President Obama had beer with four unemployed construction workers. And Obama asked the guys what was it like to lose their jobs, and they were like, 'Oh, you'll see.'”

Jobs Guy President Loses Four Workers Beer President Obama Construction Unemployed Construction Workers

Author:Jimmy Fallon

“President Obama had lunch with Republican leaders at the White House today and had to do without salt, pepper and butter. Not for dietary reasons. The Republicans refused to pass anything.”

Reason Today House President White Leader Republican White House Lunch President Obama Salt Peppers

Author:Jay Leno

“President Obama has a good sense not just of the economic requisites for financial crisis firefighting but also how you build political support for moving forward on reforming the financial system, making sure that the banks are carrying enough capital.”

Enough Moving Political President Support Economic Crisis Financial Moving Forward President Obama Good Sense Financial Crisis Financial System Firefighting

Author:Lael Brainard

“President Obama has a strong record of doing what is best for America and Florida, and he built it by spending more time worrying about what his decisions would mean for the people than for his political fortunes.”

People Mean America Political Strong President Decision Worry Records Built Fortune Spending More Time President Obama Florida

Author:Charlie Crist

“President Obama has admitted that Medicare is on an unsustainable course and that no amount of tax increases can fix it.”

Courses President Amount Taxes Increase President Obama Medicare Tax Increases

Author:David Limbaugh

“President Obama has announced a task force to review the tax codes. He's concerned there are too many loopholes and too many people manipulating the system to avoid paying taxes. And that's just in his administration.”

People Force President Taxes Concerned Tasks Administration Code Reviews President Obama Loopholes Paying Taxes Task Forces

Author:Jay Leno

“President Obama has appointed a new head of the Secret Service. The new Secret Service director was so excited that he jumped over the White House fence for joy.”

Joy House President White Secret Directors Excited White House President Obama Fence Secret Service

Author:Conan O'Brien

“President Obama has appointed a transgender woman to a position in the Department of Commerce. You know, in this era of partisan bickering, President Obama deserves a lot of credit for taking a chance on Ann Coulter, I think.”

Thinking Knows President Chance Position Deserve Credit Eras Department President Obama Commerce Transgender Partisans Bickering

Author:Conan O'Brien

“President Obama has been attacking relentlessly. In 2008 he said that if you're out of fresh ideas you use stale tactics against your opponent - you try and make your opponent unacceptable and that's what he is trying to do.”

Ifs Trying Has Beens Said Ideas Use President Opponents President Obama Tactics Attacking Stale Fresh Ideas

Author:Rob Portman

“President Obama has been clear about the future that the United States seeks... when it comes to the Asia-Pacific, the United States is all in.”

Has Beens States President United United States Clear President Obama Asia Pacific

Author:Thomas E. Donilon

“President Obama has begun a three-state bus tour. I believe the three states are: Confusion, Delusion, and Desperation.”

Believe States Three I Believe President Confusion Delusion Bus President Obama Desperation

Author:Jay Leno

“President Obama has brought this country back economically so far from where we were when he took office, and Hillary Clinton is going to take that baton and take us even further. And what she's doing is what we have done for generations, which is really build out an infrastructure of opportunity in America.”

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Author:Joaquin Castro

“President Obama has called for economic and political empowerment of women globally. The Equal Futures Partnership promotes removal of policy, legal, and regulatory barriers that hold women back at local, state and national levels.”

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Author:Lael Brainard

“President Obama has created at least three jobs that I know of - Bob McDonnell, Chris Christie, and Scott Brown.”

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Author:Newt Gingrich

“President Obama has decided that he wants his presidential library to be in Chicago, not Hawaii. Today Hawaii's governor said, 'Great, who's going to want to come to Hawaii now?'”

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Author:Conan O'Brien

“President Obama has decided to have the United Nations review the law of Arizona. You have got to be kidding! We're now going to have countries like Cuba, Libya and Uganda sitting in judgment on Arizona's laws? Enough is enough!”

Country Enough Law Nations President United Judgment Sitting Decided Reviews President Obama United Nations Cuba Arizona Libya Uganda Enough Is Enough

Author:Russell Pearce

“President Obama has done more damage to America than any American has since 1776”

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Author:Dennis Prager

“President Obama has earned my vote on the basis of his excellent judicial appointments, his consensus-building foreign policy and the improvements he has brought about in the disastrous economy he inherited.”

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Author:Alan Dershowitz

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