Quotes starting with P Page 763

“President Obama is in China. Today he visited the kids who make our cellphones.”

Kids Today President China President Obama Cellphone

“President Obama is in no danger of being judged by history as an eco-radical.”

President Danger Radical President Obama Judged Eco Being Judged

“President Obama is launching a new $6 billion space policy that will ultimately take astronauts to Mars. Of course, it's $6 billion and $45 if the astronauts have a carry-on.”

Ifs Courses President Space Policy Billions President Obama Mars Astronaut Launching

Author:Jimmy Fallon

“President Obama is like a lost man who refuses to ask for directions. That's because he has never worked in the real world with people who create real jobs. He operates on theories and an ideology that is incapable of achieving his goals.”

People Men World Real Jobs Asks Lost Goal President Achieve Theory Refuse Ideology Real World President Obama Incapable Real Jobs

Author:Cal Thomas

“President Obama is not polarizing, but the media sure is.”

President Media Usa President Obama Polarizing

Author:Yousef Munayyer

“President Obama is now losing to 'Republican Nominee' in polls - no name needed.”

Names President Needed Republican Losing President Obama Polls

Author:Jon Meacham

“President Obama is perhaps the smartest person I've ever worked with.”

Persons President President Obama

Author:Susan Rice

“President Obama is sending a couple hundred troops to Iraq. We spent six years trying to figure a way to get out of Iraq. And now we're back. But this time there is an exit strategy. Barack Obama has an exit strategy. In 2016, he's gone.”

Way Trying Years President Gone Figures Couple Six Hundred Strategy Iraq Barack President Obama Troops Exit

Author:David Letterman

“President Obama is sending troops back to Iraq. He said, 'Don't worry, we should not be there any longer than a Kardashian marriage.'”

Should Said President Worry Iraq President Obama Troops

Author:David Letterman

“President Obama is so much smarter and a better communicator than members of Congress in either party. The contrast, side by side, is almost ridiculous.”

Sides President Party Members Congress Ridiculous President Obama Contrast Smarter Communicators

Author:Jonathan Chait

“President Obama is the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people.”

People President Global Warming President Obama Hoaxes 11th Hour Climate Change Deniers

Author:Clint Eastwood

“President Obama is the kind of politician who puts promises on the record, and then calls that the record. But we are four years into this presidency. The issue is not the economy as Barack Obama inherited it, not the economy as he envisions it, but this economy as we are living it.”

Years Kind President Economy Issues Records Four Politician Promise Barack President Obama Four Years Presidency

Author:Paul Ryan

“President Obama is the most successful food stamp president in American history. I would like to be the most successful paycheck president in American history.”

President Successful President Obama American History Stamps Paychecks Food Stamps

Author:Newt Gingrich

“President Obama is traveling around the country, proposing a stimulus bill that has already failed once. Instead of having an honest discussion about whether or not a plan that already failed once will fail again, the establishment would rather distract the American people with gossip.”

People Country President Plans Failing Honest Bills Discussion Gossip President Obama Establishment Stimulus

Author:Alveda King

“President Obama is viewed by much of the world as feckless, weak, and incompetent, even antiAmerican - and that's by nations who are our allies and friends. As it pertains to China, Iran and North Korea (who just set off a nuclear weapon) they spit in America's face. They have no respect for America, and they sure as hell have no fear of America.”

World America Faces Nations President Hell Weapons Weak China Nuclear Iran Allies President Obama Nuclear Weapons No Fear Korea North Korea Spit Incompetent Have No Fear No Respect Feckless

Author:Ted Nugent

“President Obama just made his first presidential trip to the state of Utah. Obama spent his time in Utah just like you'd expect - telling people, 'Uh, no, I don't play for the Jazz.'”

People Firsts Made States Play President Like You Jazz Presidential President Obama Utah

Author:Jimmy Fallon

“President Obama knows that wars are not to be entered into lightly; he knows that overseas conflicts don't only do damage in the land in which they are fought, but in the land of those who fight them, as well.”

Knows Wells War Fighting President Land Conflict Damage President Obama

Author:Lincoln Chafee

“President Obama launched the dangerous Desoto Solar Farm to the world at a time we knew there were major technical problems with it!”

World Time Dangerous Problems President Obama Desoto Solar Farm Arcadia Major Technical Launched

Author:Steven Magee

“President Obama likes to talk about the Buffett Rule. Well, here's a Buffett Rule that all Americans should be able to support: mom and pop businesses should not pay a higher tax rate than Fortune 500 corporations like Warren Buffett's.”

Should Wells Able President Pay Support Mom Higher Taxes Fortune Rate Pops Likes Corporations President Obama Buffett Warren Buffet

Author:Rob Portman

“President Obama made a big speech. He welcomed the members of the U.N. General Assembly to New York, and he said, 'I'd like to encourage you to do some shopping while you're here.' I think it worked because China immediately bought eight banks, two car companies, and the state of Wyoming.”

Thinking Made Said Two States Bigs President Company Car New York Speech Members China Eight President Obama Shopping Assembly Wyoming General Assembly

Author:Conan O'Brien

“President Obama made the right choice, over 1 million Americans are still working today. The American auto industry is not just surviving. It is thriving. Where Mitt Romney was willing to turn his back on Akron, Dayton, and Toledo, Ohio, the president said, "I've got your back''.”

Made Said Stills Today Turns Choices President Millions Willing Industry President Obama Surviving Romney Ohio Right Choices Auto Industry Got Your Back Toledo

Author:Rahm Emanuel

“President Obama met with leaders of the American Indian tribes and they honored the president by giving him his own Indian name: Running Deficits.”

Giving Running Names President Leader Mets Indian President Obama Tribes Honored Deficit American Indian Indian Tribes

Author:Jay Leno

“President Obama met with ten House Democrats opposed to the health care bill. He did all he could to get their votes. He promised to campaign for them in their districts and when that didn't work, he threatened to campaign for them in their districts.”

Care House President Mets Ten Vote Bills Democrat Campaigns Health Care President Obama Threatened

Author:Argus Hamilton

“President Obama missed a golden opportunity at the dangerous Desoto Solar Farm to reform the utility and solar power industries into much safer places!”

Power Dangerous Reform President Obama Utility Solar Desoto Solar Farm Missed Golden Opportunity Safer

Author:Steven Magee

“President Obama once said he wants everybody in America to go to college. What a snob.”

Want Said America President College Election President Obama Snob Presidential Election 2012 Election

Author:Rick Santorum

“President Obama orders religious organizations to violate their conscience. I will defend religious liberty and overturn regulations that trample on our first freedom.”

Firsts Order President Religious Liberty Conscience Organization President Obama Regulation Religious Liberty

Author:Mitt Romney

“President Obama projects a strong offense, but he faces a rebellious Congress focused on state's rights.”

States Faces Strong President Rights Projects Congress Focused President Obama Offense Rebellious

Author:Jesse Jackson

“President Obama promised to begin to slow the rise of the oceans and heal the planet. My promise... is to help you and your family.”

Helping Politics President Planets Promise Republican Ocean Heal President Obama

Author:Mitt Romney

“President Obama promised to usher in a new era of civility in our political discourse. We should make sure that, quote, "talk to each other in ways that heal, not in ways that wound," close quote.”

Way Should Political President Wounds Heal Eras President Obama Discourse Civility New Era Political Discourse

Author:Eric Bolling

“President Obama pushed for fairness in the military, listening to commanders as we ended "don't ask don't tell," and on how to allow women to officially serve in more combat jobs - because America's daughters are just as capable of defending liberty as her sons.”

Jobs America Asks President Liberty Military Son Listening Capable Daughter Combat President Obama Fairness Badass Commanders

Author:Tammy Duckworth

“President Obama really just let all of us genuinely be who we were and didn't expect — I'm goofy. And so for him, he just never expected us to be any different than who we were and he wanted us to always give our opinions. He is not the kind of person who wanted to sit around and be told he was right all the time. Especially if he wasn't. And I think that seeing that in him made us all take that away with us.”

Thinking Giving Kind Different President Opinion President Obama Goofy

Author:Alyssa Mastromonaco

“President Obama recently said that his day is all about politics, so in the mornings he likes to watch ESPN. So if you get the feeling he's repeating himself every half hour, that's where he learned it from.”

Ifs Said Feelings President Hours Half Watches Morning Likes President Obama Half Hours Espn

Author:Jimmy Fallon

“President Obama recently sat down with ESPN and said the NCAA should reduce the shot clock for basketball games. Then he said, 'And while we're at it, is there any way they can reduce the 'being president clock?'”

Way Should Said Games President Basketball Shots Clock Sat President Obama Basketball Game Ncaa Espn

Author:Jimmy Fallon

“President Obama released his tax returns. It turns out he made $900,000 less in 2011 then he did in 2010. You know what that means? Even Obama is doing worse under President Obama.”

Knows Mean Made Turns President Return Taxes President Obama Tax Returns

Author:Jay Leno

“President Obama's administration, for all its racial posturing---failed to protect the people of Flint, Michigan, while the Trump administration has already awarded $100 million for Flint's clean-up efforts.”

Michigan Trump Administration Flint

Author:Horace Cooper

Source: How Trump Is Making Black America Great Again: The Untold Story of Black Advancement in the Era of Trump

“President Obama said he is going to use the Gulf disaster to push a new energy bill through Congress. How about using the Gulf disaster to fix the Gulf disaster?”

Said Use Political Energy President Bills Congress Disaster President Obama New Energy

Author:Jay Leno

“President Obama said he plans on training 10,000 new math and science teachers. How about teaching math to that economic team of his?”

Said President Teacher Plans Team Economic Teaching Training Math President Obama Math And Science Science Teacher

Author:Jay Leno

“President Obama said in an interview over the weekend that he really misses being anonymous. He said, 'I miss Saturday mornings rolling out of bed and not shaving, going to the market...' Be careful what you wish for, 2012 is just around the corner!”

Said Wish President Morning Missing Bed Careful Corners Interviews President Obama Weekend Be Careful Rolling Saturday Around The Corner Shaving Saturday Morning Careful What You Wish For

Author:Jay Leno

“President Obama said that he designed Obamacare after Romneycare and basically made it Obamneycare.”

Made Said President Made It President Obama Obamacare

Author:Tim Pawlenty

“President Obama said that if he could have any superpower, he'd want the ability to speak any language. That's so everyone in the world could tell him he picked one of the lamest possible superpowers.”

Ifs World Want Said Speak Language President Ability President Obama Superpower Ability To Speak

Author:Jimmy Fallon

“President Obama said that over 40 countries have offered to help the U.S. fight ISIS. Of course they said it the same way your friends do when they promise to help you move. 'Yeah just call me, you know, if I'm around. It'll be fun.'”

Ifs Knows Way Said Country Helping Moving Fighting Courses Fun President Promise Yeah Call Me President Obama They Said Isis

Author:Jimmy Fallon

“President Obama said that we rely too much on gadgets. He gave a passionate speech about technology, but he had to stop when the teleprompter broke.”

Said President Technology Too Much Speech Passionate Broke Rely President Obama Gadgets

Author:Craig Ferguson

“President Obama said the small drone that flew over the White House fence yesterday could be bought at any RadioShack. After hearing this, the RadioShack CEO said, 'I'm shocked to find out we still sell something people want.'”

People Want Said Stills House President White Sells Hearing Yesterday White House President Obama Ceo Shocked Fence Flew Drones

Author:Conan O'Brien

“President Obama said, oh, we want to make insurance perfect for people, but he added all these regulatory mandates, made it too expensive. Young, healthy people didn't buy it, and the people remaining in the insurance pool were sicker and sicker. That's the adverse selection and the death spiral of Obamacare. And so really we do need to discuss the intricacies of what worked and what didn't work in Obamacare. And I think the better way to do this is to let individuals have the freedom to choose what kind of insurance is best for them. The government doesn't always know best.”

People Thinking Kind Individual President Perfect Healthy President Obama Pool Freedom To Choose

Author:Rand Paul

“President Obama says he wants to put an end to the policy, 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell.' Yeah, in the military. This is not to be confused with George Bush's policy, 'Don't Know, Don't Care.' That's a whole different deal.”

Knows Want Different Ends Whole Care Asks President Deals Military Policy Yeah Don't Care Confused President Obama

Author:David Letterman

“President Obama says he will not support a healthcare plan where the government gets to decide whether to, quote, 'pull the plug on Grandma.' Apparently, Obama's plan calls for the much quicker pillow option.”

Government President Support Plans President Obama Healthcare Pillow Grandma Plugs

Author:Conan O'Brien

“President Obama seems to understand the Constitution as a 'set of suggestions.'”

Seems President Constitution President Obama Suggestions

Author:David Mamet

“President Obama shopped at a book store to help support Small Business Saturday. He bought fifteen books. His tax policies and his health care law have been so brutal on small businesses the only way they can survive is if he shops there personally.”

Ifs Way Has Beens Book Helping Care Law President Support Policy Taxes Stores Health Care Shops President Obama Brutal Fifteen Saturday Small Business

Author:Argus Hamilton

“President Obama should be championing American prominence, not apologizing for it.”

Should President Usa President Obama Apology Apologizing Prominence

Author:Kevin Madden

“President Obama signed a bill preventing members of Congress from profiting from insider trading. Didn't you think that was already illegal?”

Thinking President Members Bills Congress Illegal President Obama Trading Preventing Insiders Insider Trading

Author:Jay Leno

P Quotes

All P Quotes