“Upon looking back from the end of the last chapter and surveying the texture of what has been wrote, it is necessary, that upon this page and the five following, a good quantity of heterogeneous matter be inserted, to keep up that just balance betwixt wisdom and folly, without which a book would not hold together a single year.” YearsHas BeensBookEndsMatterFunnyTogetherLastsFiveBalancePagesSurpriseFollowingFollyQuantityChaptersLooking BackTexture Book:The Works of Laurence Sterne, in One Volume Source: The Works of Laurence Sterne, in One Volume
“Real frontier-busting math explores new worlds . . . . If you can communicate that experience, somewhere between math and uncertainty, life experience provides the balance.” IfsWorldRealFunnyBalanceCommunicateMathUncertaintyNflNew WorldLife ExperienceFrontiersBusting Author:John Madden
“Food is an important part of a balanced diet.” LifeImportantFunnyFoodBalanceEatingHumorousCookingWittyDumbIronyDietsCulinaryBalancedFunny InspirationalDietingDiningFood And DrinkEating FoodFunny FoodFood And EatingVegan DietFresh FoodChinese FoodDelicious FoodVegetarian DietCooking And EatingVegetarian FoodVegan FoodEating WellStupidest CelebrityFunny DietGood EatingBalanced DietDining TableEating GoodSharing Food Author:Fran Lebowitz
“Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's like your bank balance - you always have a lot less than you think.” ThinkingHumorFunnyComedyBalanceMess Author:Dylan Moran