Best bed & would-be Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“I had all these desperate feelings. I kept thinking, How will I ever play football again if I can't even get out of this bed? I was an invalid. Football had given me everything: identity, money, confidence, friendships. I wondered what kind of man I would be without it.”

Ifs Thinking Men Kind I Can Play Feelings Would Be Given Identity Football Bed Desperate American Football

Author:Keith Millard

“I had this whole ritual with my mother making the bed with me inside it so I would be invisible.”

Whole Would Be Mother Bed Invisible Ritual

Author:Ahmet Zappa

“Suppose you found your brother in bed with your wife, and put a javelin through both of them. You would be justified, and they would atone for their sins, and be received into the Kingdom of God. I would at once do so, in such a case; and under the circumstances, I have no wife whom I love so well that I would not put a javelin through her heart, and I would do it with clean hands.... There is not a man or woman, who violates the covenants made with their God, that will not be required to pay the debt. The blood of Christ will never wipe that out, your own blood must atone for it.”

Source: Journal of Discourses

“...a pie so delicate, so luscious, that I hope to be propped up on my dying bed and fed a generous portion. Then I think that I should refuse outright to die, for life would be too good to relinquish.”

Thinking Should Would Be Dies Dying Bed Refuse Generous Feds Delicate Portions Pie Delicate Life

Book:Cross Creek Cookery

Source: Cross Creek Cookery

“The problem that first demands solution is to discover the disruptive agent which would be potent enough to rip the Cloghvorra Stone from its parent bed, to bear it down the valley for miles, and to cast it on the mountain side.”

Firsts Enough Problem Would Be Parent Sides Bears Bed Demand Mountain Solutions Stones Casts Miles Agents Valleys Rip Disruptive

Book:The Cause of an Ice Age

Source: The Cause of an Ice Age

“The only thing that might make me stay in bed would be fear. Once I get rest, then I can overcome the fear of a given day and then I'm ready. I'm ready to go. Not that I always have that fear, but sometimes that's the only thing that would keep me in bed more than just the laziness.”

I Can Sometimes Might Would Be Given Ready Bed Overcoming Laziness

Author:Robert Duvall

“I'm a homer, so the closer [I perform] to my house the better. If I could get crowds to gather around my bed, that would be ideal. I also like doing stand-up in places that I can surf, snowboard, or anywhere that I have a pregnancy scare.”

Ifs I Can Would Be House Bed Ideals Crowds If I Could Pregnancy Scare Surf

Author:Daniel Tosh

“My husband and I have always incorporated things into our life that reduce stress. We're very careful with our health. We go to bed early. In this job, fatigue would be very detrimental! We've always eaten very healthily; now it's really particularly easy because we have a chef.”

Would Be Jobs Easy Our Lives Bed Husband Stress Careful My Husband Chef Fatigue Detrimental Reduce Stress

Author:Laura Bush

“For me, a male role model would be a man who, despite holding a leadership position, has the courage to say that he wants to reschedule a 7 p.m. meeting for 4 p.m. because he'd really like to be able to put his son to bed.”

Men Want Would Be Able Roles Position Son Bed Models Meetings Males Despite Role Models Be A Man Male Role Models

Author:Kristina Schroder

“I've come to realize that making it your life's work to be different than your parents is not only hard to do, it's a dumb idea. Not everything we found fault with was necessarily wrong; we were right, for example, to resent, as kids, being told when to go to bed. We'd be equally wrong, as parents, to let our kids stay up all night. To throw out all the tools of parenting just because our parents used them would be like making yourself speak English without using ten letters of the alphabet; it's hard to do.”

Ideas Different Hard Would Be Kids Used Night Found Speak Parent Realizing Example Bed Ten Tools Letters Faults Dumb All Night Resent Alphabet Speak English Up All Night Letters Of The Alphabet

Author:Paul Reiser

“I'd rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, 'What's the problem? You're so not sexual.'”

Problem Would Be Courses Watches Tvs Bed Paris Exes Ex Boyfriend

Author:Paris Hilton

“It would be nice if all the Republicans could put poetry in a little box and put the box under the bed and sit on it, but they can't.”

Ifs Littles Would Be Nice Republican Bed Boxes Being Nice

Author:Sam Hamill

“To all the secret writers, late-night painters, would-be singers, lapsed and scared artists of every stripe, dig out your paintbrush, or your flute, or your dancing shoes. Pull out your camera or your computer or your pottery wheel. Today, tonight, after the kids are in bed or when your homework is done, or instead of one more video game or magazine, create something, anything. Pick up a needle and thread, and stitch together something particular and honest and beautiful, because we need it. I need it. Thank you, and keep going.”

“The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV.”

Home Bigs Would Be Perfect Tvs Bed Eating Dating Staying Cookies Cables Stay Strong Picnics Cable Tv Perfect Date

Author:Kim Kardashian

“We slept in the same bed. There was never a right time to say it. It was always unnecessary. The books in my father's shed were sighing. The sheets were rising and falling around me with Anna's breathing. I thought about waking her. but it was unnecessary. There would be other nights. And how can you say I love you to someone you love? I rolled onto my side and fell asleep next to her. Here is the point of everything I have been trying to tell you... It's always necessary. I love you.”

Source: Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close: A Novel

“She was tired of hugging pillows, counting on blankets for warmth, and reliving romantic moments only in her dreams. She was tired of hoping that every day would hurry so she could get on to the next. Hoping that it would be a better day, an easier day. But it never was. Worked, paid the bills, and went to bed but never slept. Each morning the weight on her shoulders got heavier and heavier and each morning she wished for night to fall quickly so she could return to her bed to hug her pillows and wrap herself in the warmth of her blankets.”

Love Moments Dream Would Be Night Fall Next Morning Return Easier Bed Weight Paid Bills Tired Shoulders Warmth Hug Wraps Counting Pillow Blanket Better Days Romantic Moments

Author:Cecelia Ahern

“In bed that night I invented a special drain that would be underneath every pillow in New York, and would connect to the reservoir. Whenever people cried themselves to sleep, the tears would all go to the same place, and in the morning the weatherman could report if the water level of the Reservoir of Tears had gone up or down, and you could know if New York is in heavy boots.”

Source: Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close: A Novel

“Get yourself in that intense state of being next to madness. Keep yourself in, not necessarily a frenzied state, but in a state of great intensity. The kind of state you would be in before going to bed with your partner. That heightened state when you're in a carnal embrace: time stops and nothing else matters. You should always write with an erection. Even if you're a woman.”

Ifs Should Writing Kind Matter States Would Be Next Bed Madness Embrace Partners Intense Intensity

Author:Tom Robbins

“And you're not leaving," she said. "Promise me." It was as if she had asked him to promise to keep breathing, to notice sunshine, to permit the spinning of the earth. What choice did he have? Even if he left her, she would be camped in his heart, an insistent and willful presence. She would match her strides to his on any journey he ever took; she would lie beside him on any bed. Amalie, he said, "that's the easiest promise I've ever had to make.”

Ifs Heart Said Would Be Earth Lying Choices Left Journey Promise Bed Leaving Breathing Sunshine Permit Spinning Stride Promise Me

Author:Sharon Shinn

“I have dreamed of our bed as if it were a shore where we would be washed up, not this striped mattress we must cover with sheets. [from "After an Absence"]”

Ifs Would Be Bed Absence Shore Sheets Mattresses

Author:Linda Pastan

“The other day I found her passport in her drawer when I was putting away my dad's laundered handkerchiefs. I wish I hadn't. For the purpose of my story, she should have it with her. I sat on my dad's bed and flipped through page after empty page. No stamps. No exotic locales. No travel-worn smudges or creases. Just the ID information and my mother's black-and-white photo which if it were used in a psychology textbook on the meaning of facial expressions would be labelled: Obscenely, heartbreakingly hopeful.”

Source: A Complicated Kindness: A Novel

“But think of how much worse it would be to sit here, not knowing. Until the Dead choke the Ratterlin and Hedge walks across the dry bed of the river to batter down the door.”

Thinking Would Be Fear Walks Knowing Doors Bed Rivers Dry Not Knowing Choke

Book:Lirael

Source: Lirael

“Harry, Cedric, I suggest you both go up to bed," said Dumbledore, smiling at both of them. "I am sure Gryffindor and Hufflepuff are waiting to celebrate with you, and it would be a shame to deprive them of this excellent excuse to make a great deal of mess and noise.”

Said Would Be Waiting Deals Bed Shame Excuse Noise Celebrate Mess Excellent Gryffindor Hufflepuff

Author:J. K. Rowling

“Accursed from their birth they be Who seek to find monogamy, Pursuing it from bed to bed— I think they would be better dead.”

Thinking Would Be Birth Bed Monogamy

Author:Dorothy Parker

“I wonder why I don't go to bed and go to sleep. But then it would be tomorrow, so I decide that no matter how tired, no matter how incoherent I am, I can skip on hour more of sleep and live.”

Life I Can Matter Would Be Hours Sleep Wonder Tomorrow Bed Tired Going To Sleep Skip No Sleep

Book:The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath

Source: The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath

“Death straps me to the hospital bed, claws its way onto my chest and sits there.I didn't know it would hurt this much. I didn't know that everything good that's ever happened in my life would be emptied out by it.”

Knows Way Would Be Hurt Happened Bed Cancer Hospitals Chests Claws

Book:Before I Die

Source: Before I Die

“I'm done. I'm going to go to bed and read important books about theater." "It would would be easier if you just said porn," Scarlett said. "No idea what you're talking about. But knock first if you need me.”

Ifs Needs Firsts Said Important Book Ideas Done Would Be Talking Easier Bed Theater No Idea

Book:Suite Scarlett

Source: Suite Scarlett

“It would be inappropiate, undignified, at 38, to conduct friendships or love affairs with the ardour or intensity of a 22 year old. Falling in love like that? Writing poetry? Crying at pop songs? Dragging people into photobooths? Taking a whole day to make a compilation tape? Asking people if they wanted to share your bed, just for company? If you quoted Bob Dylan or TS Eliot or, god forbid, Brecht at someone these days they would smile politely and step quietly backwards, and who would blame them? Ridiculous, at 38, to expect a song or book or film to change your life.”

“I figured being a bed salesman was a job of biblically bad paradox. I mean, here he was, forced to stand for eight or nine hours a day, and the whole time he’s surrounded by beds. And not only that, he’s surrounded by shoppers who see the beds and can’t help but think, Man, I’d love to lie down on that bed for a second. So not only does he have to stop himself from lying down, but he has to stop everyone else from doing it, too. I knew if I were him, I would be desperate for human company.”

Ifs Thinking Men Humans Mean Doe Whole Helping Would Be Jobs Lying Hours Company Bed Eight Nine Desperate Paradox Salesman Lying Down Shoppers

Author:Rachel Cohn

“On a beautiful day like this it would be best to stay in bed so you wouldn't get up and spoil it!”

Would Be Beautiful Bed Get Up Spoil Beautiful Day Days Like This

Author:Charles M. Schulz

“Zooey said... It would be very nice to come home and be in the wrong house. To eat dinner with the wrong people by mistake, sleep in the wrong bed by mistake, and kiss everybody good-bye in the morning thinking they were your own family.”

People Thinking Said Home Would Be House Sleep Mistake Morning Nice Bed Kissing Dinner Coming Home Very Nice Bye Good Bye

Author:J. D. Salinger

“There was no way that I wanted him to stop touching me, even for a few hours. My pulse thudded as I glanced across at the camp bed. I cleared my throat. "Wel...is there a reason we can't both take the bed? The sleeping bags zip together, don't they?" Alex stared at me without moving. "Would that be OK?" I asked, feeling nervous suddenly. The lantern light made his eyes look darker, his hair almost black. He started to smile, a grin spreading across his face. "Yes, that would be extremely OK.”

Way Looks Made Reason Feelings Light Would Be Eye Wanted Together Faces Moving Black Hours Sleep Hair Bed Nervous His Eyes Bags Touching Throat Camps Pulse Alex Lanterns Zips Lantern Light

Author:L.A. Weatherly

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