Best bed & firsts Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“Who do you think of first in the morning? Good manipulators do it in the dream plane. The morning practice of meditation increases the aura to ward of negative energy. Meditate before bed if you are being attacked psychically.”

Ifs Thinking Firsts Dream Energy Practice Morning Meditation Bed Negative Increase Planes Good Man Auras Negative Energy Manipulator

Author:Frederick Lenz

“The books housed in one's first adult bookshelf are the geological bed of who we wish to become”

Firsts Book Wish Bed Adults Bookshelves

Book:The Secret of Lost Things

Source: The Secret of Lost Things

“I rise from bed the first thing in the morning, leaving my couch not because I am dissatisfied with it, but because I cannot carry it with me during the day.”

Firsts Morning Bed Leaving Couches Dissatisfied

Book:Bill Nye, his own life story

Source: Bill Nye, his own life story

“So passeth, in the passing of a day, Of mortal life, the leaf, the bud, the flower; No more doth flourish after first decay, That erst was sought to deck both bed and bower Of many a lady and many a paramour. Gather therefore the rose whilst yet in prime, For soon comes age that will her pride deflower. Gather the rose of love whilst yet in time, Whilst loving thou mayst loved be with equal crime.”

Firsts Age Crime Flower Pride Bed Equal Rose Passing Passings Mortals Prime Decay Leafs Bud Deck

Author:Edmund Spenser

“I get lots of ideas when the lights go out at night and it gets very quiet. Sometimes they come when I first lie down to sleep; other times I wake up with an idea racing through my mind. But regardless of when an idea comes, I have made it a habit to get out of bed and write the idea down before it disappears into my dreams. You should do the same.”

Should Writing Mind Firsts Made Ideas Sometimes Dream Light Lying Night Sleep Habit Bed Quiet Wake Up Disappear Made It Racing

Book:Embrace the Struggle: Living Life on Life's Terms

Source: Embrace the Struggle: Living Life on Life's Terms

“The first requisite for a good cup of coffee in the morning is to get your wife out of bed.”

Firsts Morning Wife Bed Coffee Cups Coffee Cup

Author:Evan Esar

“The problem that first demands solution is to discover the disruptive agent which would be potent enough to rip the Cloghvorra Stone from its parent bed, to bear it down the valley for miles, and to cast it on the mountain side.”

Firsts Enough Problem Would Be Parent Sides Bears Bed Demand Mountain Solutions Stones Casts Miles Agents Valleys Rip Disruptive

Book:The Cause of an Ice Age

Source: The Cause of an Ice Age

“And last, my mom. I don’t think you know what you did. You had my brother when you were 18 years old. Three years later, I came out. The odds were stacked against us. Single parent with two boys by the time you were 21 years old. Everybody told us we weren’t supposed to be here. We went from apartment to apartment by ourselves. One of the best memories I had was when we moved into our first apartment, no bed, no furniture and we just sat in the living room and just hugged each other. We thought we made it.”

“[On her husband:] The other day he woke up with a headache. I felt sorry for him. I would like to help him but I can't. I told him so many times. When he jumps out of bed - it should be feet first.”

Should Firsts I Can Helping Felt Feet Bed Husband Sorry Headache Sorry For Him

Author:Jean Carroll

“Leave your bed upon the first desertion of sleep; it being ill for the eye's to read lying, and worse for the mind to be idle; since the head during that laziness is commonly a cage for unclean thoughts.”

Mind Firsts Eye Lying Sleep Bed Ill Laziness Idle Cages Desertion

Author:Frances Osborne

“When, as a child, I first opened my eyes on a Sunday-morning, a feeling of dismal anicipation, which began at least on the Friday,culminated. I knew what was before me, and my wish, if not my word, was "Would God it were evening!" It was no day of rest, but a day of texts, of catechisms (Watts'), of tracts about converted swearers, godly charwomen, and edifying deaths of sinners saved.... There was but one rosy spot, in the distance, all that day: and that was "bed-time," which never could come too early!”

Ifs Firsts Children Feelings Eye Religion Wish Church Morning Bed Distance Saved Spots Evening Sinner Sunday Godly Friday My Wish Rosy Sunday Morning Catechism Day Of Rest Bed Time

Author:Lewis Carroll

“People made a big deal out of the fact this is the first time a sitting president has done a late-night show. We tried to have other presidents on, but President Bush went to bed every night at 9:00. And President Clinton always seemed to have other late-night plans.”

People Firsts Made Done Facts Shows Bigs Night President Deals Plans Bed Late Sitting First Time Clinton Every Night Big Deal President Bush Late Night President Clinton

Author:Jay Leno

“It's my first love what I dreaming of when I go to bed, when I lay my head upon my pillow.”

Firsts Dream Bed Lays First Love Pillow

Author:Nikka Costa

“I have a boyfriend who knows how to settle me. He puts his hand on my chest and tells me boring stories. On one of our first nights together I woke up apologizing for my snoring and he pulled out two earplugs he had worn to bed so he could hear what I was saying.”

Knows Firsts Two Stories Hands Together Night Know How Bed Boring Settling Chests Worn Apologizing Snoring

Book:Yes Please

Source: Yes Please

“I had old bunk beds that my dad got from Seabrook Farms. They were first used by German prisoners during World War II, who were sent to work the farms during the war. The metal beds with their thin mattresses could easily be used as a jungle gym and I loved them.”

World Firsts War Used Dad Bed My Dad War Of The Worlds Gym Prisoner Farms World War Ii Metals World War I Jungle Mattresses Bunk Bunk Beds

Author:David Mixner

“When I left home at sixteen I bought a small rug. It was my roll-up world. Whatever room, whatever temporary place I had, I unrolled the rug. It was a map of myself. Invisible to others, but held in the rug, were all the places I had stayed - for a few weeks, for a few months. On the first night anywhere new I liked to lie in bed and look at the rug to remind myself that I had what I needed even though what I had was so little. Sometimes you have to live in precarious and temporary places. Unsuitable places. Wrong places. Sometimes the safe place won’t help you.”

World Firsts Looks Littles Sometimes Helping Home Lying Night Left Rooms Week Months Needed Bed Safe Invisible Maps Temporary Sixteen Precarious Safe Places

Author:Jeanette Winterson

“Our houses are hosts to these creatures which are ultra-tiny (so small they were only first discovered in 1965) which live in human carpets, in our beds, on our food, floating in the air, in fact, they are omnipresent.”

Firsts Humans Facts House Air Bed Creatures Tiny Host Floating Carpet Ultras

Author:David Bodanis

“For a lot of people, their first love is what they'll always remember. For me it's always been the first hate, and I think that hatred, though it provides often rather junky energy, is a terrific way of getting you out of bed in the morning and keeping you going.”

People Thinking Way Firsts Remember Hate Energy Love Is Morning Bed Hatred First Love Terrific

Author:Christopher Hitchens

“I started wearing all black around the time I got into Nirvana. I first heard 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' when I was about 12, and I remember jumping on my bed, so excited about it.”

Firsts Remember Spirit Black Heard Bed Excited Smell Jumping All Black

Author:Natasha Lyonne

“Motivation is a mystery.Why does one salesperson see his first prospect at seven in the morning and another salesperson is just getting out of bed at eleven?I don't know.It's part of the mysteries of life.”

Knows Firsts Doe Motivation Morning Mystery Bed Seven Eleven Mystery Of Life Salesperson

Book:7 Strategies for Wealth & Happiness: Power Ideas from America's Foremost Business Philosopher

Source: 7 Strategies for Wealth & Happiness: Power Ideas from America's Foremost Business Philosopher

“A 'truth' detached and purified of pleasures of ordinary life is not worth a damn in my view. Every grand theory and noble sentiment ought to be first tested in the kitchen-and then in bed, of course.”

Firsts Life Is Courses Pleasure Views Theory Ought Bed Ordinary Noble Damn Kitchen Sentiments Tested Detached Ordinary Life

Author:Charles Simic

“Everybody's playing the game but nobody's rules are the same... Never make a promise or plan. Take a little love where you can... Never stay too long in your bed. Never lose your heart, use your head... Never take a stranger's advice. Never let a friend fool you twice... Never be the first to believe. Never be the last to deceive... Never leave a moment too soon. Never waste a hot afternoon... Never stay a minute too long. Don't forget the best will go wrong... Better learn to go it alone. Recognise you're out on your own. Nobody's on nobody's side.”

“Speaking of happy successes, after years of struggling to lose those few extra pounds every mother puts on during adoption, particularly when the doctor orders bed rest, in 2004 I sent my assistant to the Gap in dark glasses with a fake ID to purchase my first pair of Easy Fit jeans.”

Years Firsts Mother Order Easy Loses Dark Struggle Fit Bed Doctors Glasses Fake Extras Pounds Pairs Gaps Adoption Jeans Assistants Dark Glasses

Author:Paula Poundstone

“My very first recollection of life on earth was waking up in bed with my mother, and she was showing me a picture of my father, Charles Jackson, with a group of soldiers.”

Firsts Earth Mother Father Groups Bed Wake Up Soldier Waking Recollection

Author:Jesse Jackson

“Imagine if for years your habit is to use the phone when you're having a massage on the bed, even one minute before going out to train? For 25 days I accepted this, because my first priority was to work on the field. However, I've said that from now if someone comes inside with a mobile phone, even in their bag, I'll throw it in the North Sea. They're banned.”

Ifs Years Firsts Said Use Imagine Sea Minutes Fields Habit Bed Train Phones Accepted Priorities Bags Going Out Mobile Banned Massage One Minute Mobile Phones North Sea

Author:Paolo Di Canio

“I'm more thrilled by the short fiction than I expected to be. I've found more pleasure in reading short fiction than I used to. By seeing what kinds of thinking are going on in short fiction. I was also surprised by the panic I've felt, especially at first, when we'd put an issue to bed and then realized we had to put another one together.”

Thinking Firsts Kind Together Used Reading Found Felt Pleasure Fiction Issues Seeing Bed Expected Panic

Author:Lorin Stein

“I do take time to pray. I also start my day in gratitude, and as my first foot hits the floor in the morning when I climb out of bed, I say "Thank," and as the next foot hits the floor, I say "You," and I say "Thank you" all the way to the bathroom. Starts the day in the right headspace and the right heart space!”

Way Firsts Heart Next Space Morning Feet Praying Gratitude Bed Climbs Take Time Bathroom Saying Thank You Start The Day

Author:Roma Downey

“And religious music and the sort of symbolism of it and everything. But I had this idea. Actually, I sort of dreamt it. I woke up - just before waking up one morning, I sort of dreamt this song or the idea of it and the first little bit of it. And I jumped out of bed and I thought, well, you're still asleep. You're going to forget this in a minute - you know, like you do when you've had a dream.”

Knows Firsts Wells Littles Stills Ideas Dream Song Bits Religious Forget Morning Minutes Like You Bed Little Bit Wake Up Waking Symbolism Religious Music

Author:Nick Lowe

“And I remember that about three years before that, her first record had come out. And I just remember really liking this one song off it called "In My Bed" and being a little bit enamored. This, you know, this young kind of Jewish girl from North London, you know, I have the same thing - from a Jewish family from North London - with this incredible voice.”

Knows Years Firsts Kind Littles Remember Young Song Girl Three Bits Voice Records Bed Little Bit Incredibles London Three Years Enamored Jewish Family

Author:Mark Ronson

“As a kid growing up, the most simple things would make me so, so excited. I remember the first time my dad got a let-out couch; you could sleep in it like a bed and my sister and I just thought that was so magical.”

Firsts Kids Remember Sleep Simple Growing Up Growing Dad Bed First Time My Dad Excited My Sister Couches Simple Things Kids Growing Up

Author:Keke Palmer

“When I finally decide that I'm ready to get out of bed, it could be the sunlight, it could be the fact that I'm awake, and, OK, first of all, I wake up in the morning because I have to go to the bathroom.”

Firsts Facts Morning Ready Bed Wake Up Awake Sunlight Bathroom

Author:Saul Williams

“My children threw me a life line: "Return to your roots - food - and rewrite your first book, Diet for a Small Planet." I learned that if I could just show up, in this case, if I could just get myself out of bed, get to the computer in my tiny office at MIT, and start writing, help would start arriving.”

Ifs Writing Firsts Children Book Helping Shows Lines Cases Planets Return Bed Office Computer Roots Tiny My Children Diets If I Could Arriving Mit Life Line

Author:Frances Moore Lappé

“Anybody who gets into bed and turns out the lights the first night in the White House probably feels a little bit of a start, where you say, "Goodness ... "”

Feels Firsts Littles Light Night Turns House Bits White Bed Goodness Little Bit White House

Author:Barack Obama

“As one does with a first child, I found out that my baby could roll by hearing the sound of her body hit the ground at 4 a.m. and obviously, for any new parent, that is the most horrifying thing that could happen, right? You're exhausted and you take your tiny little baby out and you put them on the bed to change diapers before nursing and you turn around and you discover... my baby can roll! And you think you're going to die.”

Thinking Firsts Children Littles Doe Body Happens Dies Turns Found Parent Sound Baby Bed Hearing Tiny Exhausted Nursing My Baby Diapers New Parents

Author:Uma Thurman

“Personally, I hate flossing. So this is the first discipline I quit when I am stressed. But if I stop this one important habit, then I might be tempted to cheat on my eating plan, stay up too late, or skip my Bible reading. If I stay faithful in doing something that I don't enjoy, I tend to believe that I'm disciplined. Therefore, I eat better, go to bed on time, and stay in God's Word.”

“The first fall of snow is not only an event, it is a magical event. You go to bed in one kind of a world and wake up in another quite different, and if this is not enchantment then where is it to be found?”

Ifs World Firsts Kind Different Fall Found Magic Childhood Events Bed Seasons Wake Up Snow Enchantment Snowflake Winter Snow Snow Falling First Snow Snow Storms

Author:J. B. Priestley

“A sold-out house my first night back. Do you have any idea what kinda pressure that is? I could have been at home in my warm bed, playing Nintendo.”

Firsts Has Beens Ideas Home Night House Bed Pressure Warm Could Have Been Sold Out Nintendo

Author:Richard Pryor

“I carried my Oscar to bed with me. My first and only three-way happened that night.”

Way Firsts Night Three Happened Bed Oscars Three Ways

Author:Halle Berry

“Many aspects of the writing life have changed since I published my first book, in the 1960s. It is more corporate, more driven by profits and marketing, and generally less congenial - but my day is the same: get out of bed, procrastinate, sit down at my desk, try to write something.”

Writing Trying Firsts Book Changed Bed Aspect Marketing Profit Driven Corporate Desks Writing Life 1960s Procrastinating Life Has Changed

Author:Paul Theroux

“The first thing I do each morning is get out of bed and give my dog, Audrey, a hug. She's a Jack Russell. I think having an animal is a wonderful thing, particularly dogs. They are great levelers, there's no nonsense with them, and they just want simple affection.”

Thinking Want Giving Firsts Simple Animal Morning Wonderful Dog Bed Affection Nonsense Hug Wonderful Things My Dog Audrey No Nonsense

Author:Donatella Versace

“My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.”

Firsts Mother Family Mom Bed Parenting Household Hitting Housework Chores Clean House Bunk Household Chores House Cleaning Spring Cleaning Bunk Beds

Book:I Lost Everything in the Post-Natal Depression

Source: I Lost Everything in the Post-Natal Depression

“Sometimes I wish my first word was 'quote,' so that on my death bed, my last words could be 'end quote.'”

Firsts Ends Sometimes Lasts Wish Bed Last Words Death Bed

Author:Steven Wright

“If man be sensible and one fine morning, while he is lying in bed, counts at the tips of his fingers how many things in this life truly will give him enjoyment, invariably he will find food is the first one.”

Ifs Men Life Giving Firsts Lying Morning Fine Bed Fingers This Life Enjoyment Sensible

Author:Lin Yutang

“Oh lovers! be careful in those dangerous first days! once you've brought breakfast in bed you'll have to bring it forever, unless you want to be accused of lovelessness and betrayal.”

Want Firsts Forever Dangerous Lovers Bed Careful Betrayal Breakfast Be Careful Betray Accused Lovelessness Breakfast In Bed

Author:Milan Kundera

“A man's minor actions and arrangements ought to be free, flexible, creative; the things that should be unchangeable are his principles, his ideals. But with us the reverse is true; our views change constantly; but our lunch does not change. Now, I should like men to have strong and rooted conceptions, but as for their lunch, let them have it sometimes in the garden, sometimes in bed, sometimes on the roof, sometimes in the top of a tree. Let them argue from the same first principles, but let them do it in a bed, or a boat, or a balloon.”

“I lay in bed the night before the fishing trip and thought it over, about my being deaf, about the years of not letting on I heard what was said, and I wonder if I can ever act any other way again. But I remembered one thing: it wasn't me that started acting deaf; it was people that first started acting like I was too dumb to hear or see or say anything at all.”

People Ifs Way Years Firsts Said I Can Night Acting Wonder One Thing Heard Bed Lays Dumb Remembered Fishing Say Anything Deaf

Author:Ken Kesey

“What's agitating about solitude is the inner voice telling you that you should be mated to somebody, that solitude is a mistake. The inner voice doesn't care about who you find. It just keeps pestering you, tormenting you--if you happen to be me--with homecoming queens first, then girls next door, and finally anybody who might be pleased to see you now and then at the dinner table and in bed on occasion. You look up from reading the newspaper and realize that no one loves you, and no one burns for you.”

Source: The feast of love

“i made myself a snowball As perfect as can be. I thought I'd keep it as a pet, And let it sleep with me. I made it some pajamas And a pillow for it's head. Then last night it ran away, But first - It wet the bed.”

Firsts Made Lasts Night Sleep Perfect Bed Made It Ran Pet Wet Last Night Pillow Pajamas Snowball

Author:Shel Silverstein

“Every love relationship rests on an unwritten agreement unthinkingly concluded by the lovers in the first weeks of their love. They are still in a kind of dream but at the same time, without knowing it, are drawing up, like uncompromising lawyers, the detailed clauses of their contract. O lovers! Be careful in those dangerous first days! Once you've brought breakfast in bed you'll have to bring it forever, unless you want to be accused of lovelessness and betrayal.”

“To put it another way, every love relationship is based upon unwritten conventions rashly agreed upon by the lovers during the first weeks of their love. On the one hand, they are living a sort of dream; on the other, without realizing it, they are drawing up the fine print of their contracts like the most hard-nosed of lawyers. O lovers! Be wary during those perilous first days! If you serve the other party breakfast in bed, you will be obliged to continue same in perpetuity or face charges of animosity and treason!”

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