“I want you to buy this pit bull. This will protect your valuables.' I don't own anything very valuable. If I buy the pit bull, that would be the most valuable thing I own. I'd have to buy something to protect it then.” IfsWantWould BeProtectValuableI Want YouBullsPitsValuable ThingsPit Bull Author:Norm MacDonald
“To me, comedies are usually the least funny movies. Movies that are actually a comedy are usually not all that funny. To me Goodfellas and Raging Bull are two of the funniest movies I ever saw.” TwoSawsComedyRageBullsRaging Bull Author:Louis C. K.
“I'm on my version of the protein diet, but there ain't no protein in it. It's a Krispy Kreme doughnut between two Cinnabons. And you soak it overnight in Red Bull. Then you chase it with a Snickers.” TwoRedVersionsDietsBullsProteinDoughnutSnickersRed BullKrispy Kreme Author:J. B. Smoove
“I was a Chicago Bulls, Michael Jordan fan growing up.” Growing UpGrowingFansChicagoBullsJordan Author:LeBron James
“I look back at things I said when I was younger - it was bulls - t. You do what you have to do to go where you have to go, but I look back and I don't believe what that guy was saying.” BelieveLooksSaidGuyDon't BelieveBullsThat Guy Author:Nikki Sixx
“Once we get out on the road, my tour manager who is also my guitar player does a great job of taking weight off of my shoulders where I can just focus on playing the shows.About two hours before every show, the pacing starts and the anticipation builds. I prepare for it just like I would when I used ride bulls, slap yourself in the face, wake yourself up and get your heart going.” HeartDoeI CanTwoShowsJobsFacesUsedHoursFocusPlayerWeightGuitarShouldersManagersAnticipationBullsSlapGuitar PlayerGreat JobPacing Author:Cody Johnson
“They say you never grow poor taking profits. No, you don't. But neither do you grow rich taking a four-point profit in a bull market. Where I should have made twenty thousand dollars I made two thousand. That was what conservatism did for me.” ShouldMadeTwoGrowsPoorRichFourThousandShould HaveTwentiesDollarsProfitConservatismBullsBull Markets Author:Jesse Lauriston Livermore
“Disregarding the big swing and trying to jump in and out was fatal to me. Nobody can catch all the fluctuations. In a bull market your game is to buy and hold until you believe that the bull market is near its end. To do this you must study general conditions and not tips or special factors affecting individual stocks.” TryingBelieveEndsBigsGamesIndividualStudySpecialConditionsFactorsSwingsBullsFluctuationBull Markets Author:Jesse Lauriston Livermore
“I was utterly free of speculative prejudices. The bear side doesn't appeal to me any more than the bull side, or vice versa. My one steadfast prejudice is against being wrong.” SidesBearsPrejudiceVicesAppealsBullsVice VersaSteadfastBeing Wrong Author:Jesse Lauriston Livermore
“A market does not culminate in one grand blaze of glory. Neither does it end with a sudden reversal of form. A market can and does often cease to be a bull market long before prices generally begin to break.” LongDoeEndsFormBreakGloryCeaseBullsReversalBull Markets Author:Jesse Lauriston Livermore
“Many people consider darts a sport, with a live audience and very excited fans and competitors who aren`t hitting the bull`s-eye.” PeopleEyeSportsAudienceFansExcitedHittingCompetitorsBullsDarts Author:Melissa Harris-Perry
“While the establishment Republican candidates are busy doing this, attacking each other, and doing everything they can to bring each other down, they seem to be missing the bull`s-eye. They`re missing the targets.” SeemsEyeMissingRepublicanBusyCandidatesTargetEstablishmentBullsAttacking Author:Melissa Harris-Perry
“It's perfectly legal in this country to change your mind. But when you're a governor, you have to admit it. You can't hide behind parliamentary tricks. That's the difference, and that's the kind of leader we need in the White House. Stop the Washington bull and let's get things done.” NeedsMindKindCountryDoneHouseDifferencesWhiteBehindsLeaderTricksWhite HouseGovernorsBullsThings DoneChanging Your MindParliamentary Author:Chris Christie
“I have pit bulls barking at me on half of the love songs.” SongHalfBullsPitsPit Bull Author:Matt Berninger
“When he [Franklin Roosevelt] ultimately does not get the Republican Party nomination and decides to start his new Bull Moose Party, he does, for the first time, let black delegates be part of the party from elsewhere in the country.” FirstsDoeCountryBlackPartyRepublicanFirst TimeElsewhereRepublican PartyBullsFranklinNominationsDelegatesMoose Author:Geoffrey Cowan
“Cows are a lot smarter across the board than bulls.” BoardsCowsSmarterBulls Author:Thomas Haden Church
“There is no training, classroom or otherwise, that can prepare for trading the last third of a move, whether it's the end of a bull market or the end of a bear market.” EndsLastsMovingBearsTrainingThirdsClassroomTradingBullsTradersBull Markets Author:Paul Tudor Jones
“Louis Brandeis beloved uncle, Lewis Dembitz, was an ardent abolitionist. His mother was an abolitionist in Kentucky at a time when Brandeis remembered hearing the shot from the confederate soldiers after the second battle of Bull Run. Amazing to think that he heard that and I studied with one of his last law clerks in college. And that encapsulates almost all of American history.” ThinkingRunningLastsLawMotherHeardCollegeBattleShotsSoldierHearingRememberedBelovedAmerican HistoryUnclesBullsArdentClerksKentuckyConfederateAbolitionistLouis Brandeis Author:Jeffrey Rosen
“I obviously love those characters ['The Avengers'] with my whole heart. I was on a one-man "Luke Cage is cool" campaign for most of the Aughts. When we announced the New Avengers line-up, and Luke Cage and Spider-Woman were there, a lot of fans went, "WHAT?!?!?! Bulls--t!" And I had to prove myself. They were right: I can't just announce they're cool. What's less cool than that? I have to show that they're cool! But this is way farther than I ever thought it would go.” MenWayHeartI CanWholeCharacterShowsLinesFansProveCampaignsOne ManCagesSpidersBullsLukeAvengersProve Myself Author:Brian Michael Bendis
“When I started out as an activist, the issues were much clearer. There's advantage to the new media, but on the other hand, you miss the ability to frame an issue that you had when there were just three TV networks: CBS, NBC, and ABC. So the whole world could see the same police dogs. The same Bull Connor and his white tank. Now you've got narrow-casting. The media is all fragmented. It's so hard to get people to focus in a sustained way.” PeopleWorldWayHardWholeHandsThreeAbilityWhiteIssuesFocusMediaDogMissingTvsAdvantagePoliceWhole WorldActivistCastingBullsTanksFragmentedNbcNew Media Author:Marian Wright Edelman
“To concern yourself with surface political conflicts is to make the mistake of the bull in the ring, you are charging the cloth. That is what politics is for, to teach you the cloth. Just as the bullfighter teaches the bull, teaches him to follow, obey the cloth.” PoliticalMistakeTeachConflictConcernSurfaceRingsBullsCharging Author:William S. Burroughs
“Bull markets are great, but they breed complacency. Bear markets can be energizing. Instead of fretting over the decline in your net worth, think opportunistically about all those bargains - and the potential gains when, inevitably, a bull market returns.” ThinkingReturnBearsGainsDeclineBullsComplacencyBargainsNet WorthFrettingEnergizingBull Markets Author:James Stewart
“For movies like The Longest Ride, I got to hang out with cowboys at rodeos and learned how to ride a bull, essentially.” Hanging OutCowboyBullsRodeo Author:Scott Eastwood
“When Sônia [Braga] talked about the script in detail, it was as if she had seen the film [Aquarius] last night, even though it hadn't existed yet. It was a completely bulls - t-less reaction, so I knew it had to be her, and she has been great ever since.” IfsHas BeensLastsFilmNightScriptsDetailsReactionsLast NightBullsAquarius Author:Sonia Braga
“One of the reasons why they are optimistic is that there is more competition. Red Bull has become more competitive, the races have become more attractive - and that is what fans want!” WantReasonRaceFansRedCompetitionOptimisticReason WhyAttractiveBullsRed Bull Author:Martin Sorrell
“I imagined that being someday in pro ball I would have been Kevin Costner in Bull Durham. If I had never discovered acting, I literally would have been that guy.” IfsHas BeensGuyActingBallsSomedayBullsThat GuyKevinDurham Author:Tyler Hoechlin
“I don't like any sport except boxing and bull fighting.” FightingSportsBoxingBulls Author:David Bailey
“I think there's a great storytelling tradition in the restaurant business that tends to attract people with an oral tradition of bulls - ting and bollocking. Creative people, people for whom the 9-to-5 world is not attractive or impossible. It seems that way. There are a lot of stories in the business, and a lot of characters - and it seems to attract its share of artists and writers and people who hope to do something creative in their lives.” PeopleThinkingWorldWayCharacterStoriesSeemsArtistCreativeImpossibleShareTraditionStorytellingAttractiveRestaurantsBullsCreative PeopleArtists And WritersOral TraditionRestaurant Business Author:Anthony Bourdain
“If a chef says to you that he sits down and eats dinner before service, then it's bulls***. And if they do, then I'd tell them that they are a fat f***! You shouldn't indulge, because you need to keep your palate on edge, and keeping it on edge is all about small attention to detail and tweaking along the way.” IfsWayNeedsAttentionDown AndEdgesDetailsDinnerFatsChefIndulgeBullsPalateAttention To Detail Author:Gordon Ramsay
“The problem is that people really just don't care and they have been "educated" not to care about the monetary system: that it's boring, it's difficult to understand, we need to have high minded people like "Greenscum" and Bernanke to do things like this (and don't forget Volker, there's the whole cast of them). The thing is that people have been educated or miseducated or brainwashed into believing that this is wayyyy too complicated for regular people to understand and that we need to let PhD economists guide us along in terms of what's right... and that's all bull.” PeopleNeedsBelieveHas BeensWholeProblemCareDifficultTermForgetCastsDon't CareBoringComplicatedGuidesEducatedEconomistBullsMonetaryBrainwashedMonetary SystemPhds Author:Bernard von NotHaus
“It's the engine. They should have never had that. The biggest mistake people have made... I say, "people," because it wasn't just me alone, was not insisting Mercedes supply Red Bull an engine. Because had they supplied the same engine as they had, you would have seen good racing, you would have seen Red Bull up there last year.” PeopleShouldYearsMadeLastsMistakeRedShould HaveRacingEnginesLast YearBullsMe AloneInsistingBiggest MistakeRed Bull Author:Bernie Ecclestone
“Let's be realistic about that. I think Mercedes when it started the engine [development] didn't have a budget. It spent. And then lots of teams don't and can't. I mean Red Bull, for example, that won four world championships, didn't know the word "budget", and it's a case that it hadn't got the ability to have the engine that it should have had. Because somebody else [Mercedes] had the engine, wouldn't let them have it, because they didn't want competition.” ThinkingKnowsWorldWantShouldMeanAbilityCasesFourTeamExampleDevelopmentRedShould HaveCompetitionBudgetsRealisticEnginesChampionshipBullsRed Bull Author:Bernie Ecclestone
“What I'm doing here is pointing out an irony: Here you have an institution that has systematically protected pedophile priests and then you have an innocent Michael Jackson, who California spent millions of dollars trying to prosecute and could not do it because it was complete bulls - t.” TryingMillionsInstitutionsDollarsInnocentIronyCaliforniaPriestsProtectedPointingBulls Author:David LaChapelle
“The idea that all violence in movies is okay simply because it happens is bull. Directors and writers have a responsibility.” IdeasHappensResponsibilityViolenceDirectorsOkayBullsViolence In Movies Author:Julie Taymor
“Indians in America are yet to be considered human beings, even though the Pope issued a papal bull in 1898 that declared us to be human beings. But to show you the institutional racism, the sports teams are still using the Indians as mascots.” HumansStillsShowsAmericaSportsHuman BeingsTeamRacismPopeBullsSports TeamInstitutional RacismMascots Author:Russell Means
“[Donald Trump] is a horrible human being, but he ain't worse than Bull Connor. Fannie Lou loved Bull Connor and beat Bull Connor because she loved him.” HumansHuman BeingsTrumpBeatsHorribleBulls Author:Van Jones
“No one could argue with a straight face that the couples getting married today are much happier just because their wedding celebrations cost three times as much as those in 1980. Bigger mansions and costlier parties are wasteful in the same sense that larger antlers on all bull elk are wasteful. The good news is that simple changes in the tax system can eliminate much of this waste without having to deny people the right to decide for themselves how best to spend their money.” PeopleTodayFacesThreeSimplePartyCoupleCostTaxesWasteMarriedNewsBiggerDenyArguingCelebrationGood NewsThree TimesBullsGetting MarriedMansionsTax SystemStraight FaceElkAntlers Author:Robert H. Frank
“If you continue to transfer the wealth of the population of the planet to a very small amount of people, it becomes untenable at some point, a democracy, because people eventually will realize what's going on. You can only bulls - t people through kinds of media outlets for so long, and eventually you have to physically control them.” PeopleIfsKindLongRealizingWealthDemocracyMediaPlanetsAmountPopulationOutletsBullsTransfersSmall Amounts Author:Irvine Welsh
“The truth is, most celebrities are doing the same things most other people are doing every day... work, have dinner, hang out with your friends when you can, try and keep up with the crazy world we're living in and squeeze in some zzz's. There's not nearly as much stealing and obsessing and middle-of-the-night secret calls to ex-boyfriends and scheming and cheating [as they lead you to believe]. Most of it's just bulls - t, however entertaining.” PeopleWorldTryingBelieveNightSecretCrazyMiddleTruth IsDinnerStealingCheatingHanging OutEntertainingExesBullsMiddle Of The NightObsessingEx BoyfriendCrazy World Author:Jennifer Aniston
“I've probably got the most loyal hardcore fans in the music business. You know, I can sit around, go fishing, do ten shows a year, fifteen, none, twenty, and it's just fantastic. Because they know I shoot straight and I don't talk bull.” KnowsYearsI CanShowsFansTenTwentiesFantasticFishingLoyalFifteenBullsMusic BusinessHardcore Author:Hank Williams, Jr.
“I went into the Army, and one day, in the middle of a bull session, somebody called me an atheist. Believe it or not, it was the first time I'd ever heard the word. It goes to show you how a person can grow up in America and have a college education and still not know a goddamned thing.” KnowsFirstsBelievePersonsStillsShowsAmericaGrowsGrowing UpHeardMiddleCollegeOne DayFirst TimeArmyAtheistSessionBullsCollege Education Author:Madalyn Murray O'Hair
“Let nature decide. When a cow is biologically ready to have sex relations, she mates with the nearest well-hung bull. When a flower is ready to scatter its seed, it pollinates. It's the same way throughout nature - except with man, who tries to postpone consummation of his sex drive, unsuccessfully for the most part, for six or eight years after he reaches puberty.” MenWayTryingYearsWellsSexReadyFlowerSixRelationEightSeedsMatesCowsHungBullsPubertySex Drive Author:Madalyn Murray O'Hair
“The problem is that people really just don't care and they have been "educated" not to care about the monetary system: that it's boring, it's difficult to understand, we need to have high minded people like "Greenscum" and Bernanke to do things like this (and don't forget Volcker, there's the whole cast of them). The thing is that people have been educated or miseducated or brainwashed into believing that this is wayyyy too complicated for regular people to understand and that we need to let PhD economists guide us along in terms of what's right... and that's all bull.” PeopleNeedsBelieveHas BeensWholeProblemCareDifficultTermForgetCastsDon't CareBoringComplicatedGuidesEducatedEconomistBullsMonetaryBrainwashedMonetary SystemPhds Author:Bernard von NotHaus
“A lot of philosophy is bull***t, but a lot of it is what we write songs about too. And it's organizing your thoughts, organizing your intellect.” WritingPhilosophySongIntellectBulls Author:Greg Graffin
“Now, kids are bulls**t meters. We can smell bulls**t right away. When something's not real, you can't connect to it.” RealKidsSmellBullsMeterReal You Author:Becky G
“A bull will try to outwit you. It will stop and hook when the last thing you expect from it is that it will stop and hook.” TryingLastsHookBulls Author:Bette Ford
“In one era the majority puts its faith and sympathy with the bullfighter, in another with the bull.” MajorityErasBulls Author:Bette Ford
“In fighting a bull you're always aware of a paradox concerning your perceptions of the bull. On the one hand it's your perceptions of the bull that give you the upper hand. You read the bull, you learn to read the bull more and more accurately, and this reading of the bull is how you deploy your intelligence against the bull's intelligence. Your accuracy in reading the bull is a weapon, maybe your most important weapon, against all the bull's weapons. On the other hand, you're human, you have the human tendency to read into the bull things which may not actually be there.” GivingHumansMayImportantHandsFightingReadingPerceptionWeaponsTendenciesParadoxBullsAccuracyUpper Hand Author:Bette Ford
“I never took pleasure in seeing a bull die. Relief, but certainly not pleasure.” DiesPleasureSeeingReliefBulls Author:Bette Ford