“If there were only one cherry pie in the world, and Bill Clinton owned it, I might get a piece of it. If Bush or Reagan owned it, you'd have to kill them to get a piece of pie. That's my feeling about Bill. And Bill's a good bullshitter. America likes a good bullshitter. That's one of the reasons he was re-elected. Honesty has no place in politics. It would throw everything off.” IfsWorldReasonFeelingsMightAmericaPiecesHonestyBillsClintonLikesPieCherriesCherry Pie Author:George Carlin
“You can be the smartest person in the world - which Bill Clinton is, and if he's not, his wife is - and care more than anybody else in the world - which he does, I don't doubt that for a minute. And you can care so much that you're willing to be dishonest - you can tell people one thing but do another because you really know it's for their own good. And you'll still screw it all up. Because the whole premise of what you're doing is wrong!” PeopleIfsKnowsWorldPersonsDoeStillsWholeCareDoubtWifeOne ThingMinutesWillingBillsClintonScrewsPremises Author:Dave Barry
“Mr. Clinton better watch out if he comes down here. He'd better have a bodyguard.” IfsWatchesClintonBodyguard Author:Jesse Helms
“Bill Clinton is a liar, a perverted kind of a guy anyway, and he is always stroking black folks rather than telling them the truth.” KindGuyBlackBillsClintonFolksLiars Author:Tucker Carlson
“I was very disappointed, very disappointed when President [George W.] Bush proclaimed Kwanzaa as a national holiday. Prior to that, Bill Clinton did the same thing.” PresidentBillsClintonHolidayDisappointedPresident George W BushKwanzaa Author:Tucker Carlson
“This crisis started probably due to the freedom they gave to the banks. First President [Ronald] Reagan and then President [Bill] Clinton. So, for [Barack] Obama it is extremely difficult to change now, to find a way to organize this banking system [differently].” WayFirstsDifficultPresidentCrisisBillsClintonDuesBarackOrganizeBankingBanking SystemPresident Bill ClintonPresident Ronald Reagan Author:Costa-Gavras
“I dare Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama to watch these tapes. Watch a former organ harvester describe a fully formed fetus on the table, its heart beating, its legs kicking while someone says we have to keep it alive to harvest its brain.” HeartBrainWatchesAliveTablesClintonDareLegsFormerBarackOrgansTapeHarvestKickingHeart BeatFetusHeart Beating Author:Carly Fiorina
“Ask Bill Clinton about Yasir Arafat. Clinton and Barak did everything they could in 2000 at Camp David. Arafat walked away from it.” AsksBillsClintonCampsArafat Author:Peter King
“The only solution is to kill 600 people in one night. Let the UN and Bill Clinton and everyone else make a scene - and it is over for 20 years.” PeopleYearsNightSceneSolutionsBillsClintonConservativeOne Night Author:Alan Clark
“As a Republican, I voted with President Clinton consistently in our efforts to bail out our European friends in Kosovo to stop genocide. I am proud of those votes. I am proud of President Clinton for that.” PresidentEffortProudRepublicanVoteClintonGenocideConsistentlyBailPresident ClintonKosovo Author:Gordon Smith
“I am not the German Tony Blair. Nor am I the German Bill Clinton. I am Gerhard Schroeder, chancellor of Germany, responsible for Germany. I don't want to be a copy of anyone.” WantResponsibleBillsClintonGermanyCopiesBlair Author:Gerhard Schroder
“You know, people like Hillary Clinton think you grow the economy by growing Washington. I think most of us in America understand that people, not the government creates jobs. And one of the best things we can do is get the government out of the way, put in reign in all the out of control regulations, put in place and all of the above energy policy, give people the education, the skills that the need to succeed, and lower the tax rate and reform the tax code.” PeopleThinkingKnowsWayNeedsGivingGovernmentJobsAmericaEnergyGrowsCan DoEconomyGrowingPolicySucceedSkillsTaxesClintonRateReformCodeBest ThingsRegulationReignEnergy Policy Author:Scott Walker
“I would not ask anyone to vote for me based on my last name. I am certainly not campaigning to be president because my last name is Clinton.” LastsAsksNamesPresidentVoteClintonCampaigningVote For Me Author:Bernie Sanders
“For me, being with Obama or having dinner with Bill Clinton... It's crazy. It's mind-blowing, because where I come from is just another world. We were just ignored by politicians, by America in general.” WorldMindAmericaCrazyPoliticianBillsClintonDinnerIgnoredAnother WorldMind Blowing Author:Jay-Z
“I felt Clinton represented the worst of the 1960s.” FeltWorstClinton1960s Author:Christopher Hitchens
“I want to fall on the floor laughing - imagining Hillary Clinton working well in the Senate with everybody else! Oh, give me a break. I've already joked in print that they would need to build her a private cloakroom on the Mall. This is not a woman who has any ability to deal with the mass of humanity. She is the most arrogant, the most moralistic, the most sermonizing and annoying person on earth.” WantNeedsGivingWellsPersonsEarthHumanityFallAbilityDealsBreakLaughingMassGive MeClintonPrintAnnoyingSenateArrogantMallsMost Arrogant Author:Camille Paglia
“Between trying to impeach Bill Clinton, Florida 2000, and the recall in California, I'm beginning to think that Republicans will do anything to win an election-except get the most votes.” ThinkingTryingWinningRepublicanVoteElectionBillsClintonCaliforniaRecallsFlorida Author:Bill Maher
“Barack Obama is the most Jewish president we've ever had (except for Rutherford B. Hayes). No president, not even Bill Clinton, has traveled so widely in Jewish circles, been taught by so many Jewish law professors, and had so many Jewish mentors, colleagues, and friends, and advisers as Barack Obama.” LawPresidentTaughtBillsClintonCirclesBarackProfessorsMentorTraveledColleaguesAdviserJewish Law Author:Jeffrey Goldberg
“In the 70s, GEORGE CLINTON and PARLIAMENT FUNKADELIC and EARTH WIND & FIRE, we were very serious about our music and who we were trying to touch. I think that's why the music of the 70s has not died - because it has a rejuvenating quality to it.” ThinkingTryingEarthQualityMusicFireSeriousWindMusicianDiedClintonTouchingSeventiesParliamentRejuvenation Author:Maurice White
“Republican voters already hated Democrats so much that [Bill] Clinton and [Barack] Obama didn't really have much impact.” RepublicanImpactBillsClintonDemocratBarackHatedVoters Author:Kevin Drum
“Ronald Reagan has a story for every occasion. Bill Clinton has an excuse for every occasion.” StoriesBillsClintonExcuseOccasionsEvery Occasion Author:Fred Barnes
“I regret to say that my hand did, in fact, have an improper relationship with Chelsea Clinton. The incident represents a profound lapse of judgment for which my hand takes sole responsibility.” FactsHandsResponsibilityRegretJudgmentProfoundClintonSoleIncidentsI RegretChelseaLapses Author:William J. Clinton
“Historically, things were moving in a pretty good direction until the Reagan presidency. And then it all got reversed. The Mexico City policy was instituted - the idea of wrecking the environment for this generation's profit and forgetting about our gets got firmly embedded. I'm sad to say the Clinton administration didn't turn it around and the Bush administration, well, I think they're the worst administration we've ever had, and I used to be a Republican.” ThinkingWellsIdeasMovingUsedTurnsForgetCitiesEnvironmentGenerationsWorstPolicyRepublicanClintonProfitUsed To BeAdministrationMexicoPresidencyEmbeddedThis GenerationMoving InMexico CityI'm Sad Author:Paul R. Ehrlich
“Woman should have the choice whether to have an abortion or not, but I like what Bill Clinton said: It ought to be safe and rare. You don't want to offend people with it. You try and do as much as you can to let people be different, but also to try and protect them from things that they think are bad. And it's worth all of us giving a little.” PeopleThinkingWantGivingShouldTryingLittlesSaidDifferentChoicesOughtProtectSafeShould HaveBillsClintonAbortion Author:Paul R. Ehrlich
“The press is going to have to learn anew that it's possible to work in an environment that is not so toxic and to readopt those kinds of techniques. The relationship between the press and the Clinton White House during the later period was not a healthy one. There was a lot of hostility and a lot of suspicion. This administration has done systematically what no other administration had done. They came in with a corporate mentality, an ability to stay on script that was without parallel.” KindDoneHouseAbilityWhiteEnvironmentPeriodsHealthyPressesClintonScriptsTechniqueAdministrationCorporateWhite HouseToxicMentalitySuspicionParallelsHostility Author:Ted Gup
“I think Hillary Clinton is a militarist. She is a political coward. The interesting thing about Hilary Clinton, like Bill Clinton dodging the draft, he never touched the Pentagon - she is in the same position.” ThinkingPoliticalInterestingPositionBillsClintonTouchedCowardInteresting ThingsPentagonHilary Clinton Author:Ralph Nader
“Ninety-nine percent of girls want to be models because they believe it will mean that they are the most beautiful women in the world. They think that they will wear expensive clothes, makes loads of money, travel a lot and have a rock star for a boyfriend. This never interested me. I didn't want anyone to scream out my name. I wanted to make art, to create an image with a photographer. And yes, I wanted to get out of Clinton, Mississippi - a small town that was so closed-minded you can't even imagine.” ThinkingWorldWantBelieveMeanArtWantedBeautifulGirlNamesStarsImagineRocksClothesModelsPercentTownsClintonPhotographerNineExpensiveScreamLoadSmall TownNinetyBeautiful WomenRock StarMississippiNinety NineClosed MindedMost Beautiful Woman In The WorldExpensive Clothes Author:Crystal Renn
“In a recent interview, Hillary Clinton said that one of the jobs that prepared her to be president was sliming fish in Alaska. As opposed to Bill, who learned by catching crabs in Cancun.” SaidJobsPresidentBillsPreparedClintonFishesInterviewsCatchingAlaskaCrabsCancun Author:Jimmy Fallon
“In a speech in Texas, Donald Trump called Hillary Clinton 'easily the worst Secretary of State in the history of our country.' When asked what he based that on, Trump said, 'I heard ME say it just now. So it's gotta be true.'” SaidCountryStatesHeardWorstTrumpSpeechClintonBeing TrueOur CountryTexasSecretary Author:Jimmy Fallon
“Time magazine interviewed Bill Clinton about the current presidential campaign, and he claimed he had to ask Hillary to marry him three times before she said yes. Then Hillary was like, 'Yeah. That wasn't me.'” SaidThreeAsksYeahBillsClintonCurrentsCampaignsMagazinesPresidentialThree TimesPresidential CampaignTime Magazine Author:Jimmy Fallon
“A new poll also shows that a majority of people in Colorado think Hillary Clinton is not trustworthy. Although, that's not saying much coming from the most paranoid state in America. 'Hillary Clinton? She's a cop?'” PeopleThinkingStatesShowsAmericaMajorityClintonCopPollsTrustworthyParanoidColoradoNot Trustworthy Author:Jimmy Fallon
“Hillary Clinton has a $350 billion plan that she says will make college more affordable. Which has to be better than my parents' plan to make college affordable: 'Be good at sports.'” SportsParentPlansCollegeClintonBe GoodBillionsAffordable Author:Jimmy Fallon
“I think nobody alive today is a more powerful agent of conversion than someone like Mother Teresa. You can refute arguments but not her life. When she came to the National Prayer Breakfast and lectured President Clinton about abortion, he had nothing to say to her. He can't argue with a saint. It's too bad there isn't an easier way, because becoming a saint is not the easiest thing in the world. It's much easier to become an apologist or a philosopher or a theologian.” ThinkingWorldWayTodayMotherPresidentPrayerPowerfulAliveBecomingEasierArgumentClintonSaintPhilosopherArguingConversionAgentsAbortionBreakfastTheologianLive For TodayTeresaPresident Clinton Author:Peter Kreeft
“I don't make any secret of the fact that I'm closer to the Republicans than to the Democrats. But even under a President Hillary Clinton, US foreign policy toward Moscow would probably be more critical and confrontational. I hope it isn't too late for that.” FactsPresidentSecretPolicyRepublicanLateClintonDemocratCriticalToo LateForeign PolicyMoscowUs Foreign Policy Author:Garry Kasparov
“As you can imagine, with Hillary Clinton being here, security is very tight. The Secret Service has been here all day sweeping the halls, the offices, the hard drives... It's tight.” Has BeensHardSecretImagineSecurityOfficeClintonHallsSweepingSecret Service Author:Jimmy Fallon
“Will I criticize Hillary Clinton on her position of TPP, or the lack of position? Will I criticize her on her views of Wall Street? Will I criticize her on foreign policy? That's what democracy is about, but taking cheap shots at people, making it personal, I don't think that's what politics should be about.” PeopleThinkingShouldPoliticsViewsDemocracyStreetsPolicyPositionWallShotsClintonCriticizeForeign PolicyCheap Shots Author:Bernie Sanders
“So I'm not proposing anything radical. I just believe that anybody making over $250,000 a year should go back to the income tax rates we were paying under Bill Clinton. Back when our economy created nearly 23 million new jobs, the biggest budget surplus in history, and plenty of millionaires to boot. ... At the same time, most people agree that we should not raise taxes on middle-class families or small businesses -- not when so many folks are just trying to get by.” PeopleShouldTryingYearsBelieveJobsClassMillionsEconomyMiddleTaxesRaisesAgreeBillsClintonRateFolksIncomeRadicalPlentyBudgetsMiddle ClassBootsSmall BusinessMillionaireIncome TaxBack WhenSurplusNew JobJust BelieveMiddle Class Family Author:Barack Obama
“We owe something to the government to grow up in this great country. I'm tired of hearing people in the private sector talk like they don't owe the government anything. We do. This is a great country because we all pay into it. It's about time we all pay into it. ... If we paid the same amount of taxes we paid when Bill Clinton was president, I would be a happy guy, and the budget would be closer to balanced. You cannot give away money, whether you give it to rich or poor people. That's what George Bush did -- excuse me, trillions of dollars. You can't do that.” PeopleIfsGivingCountryGovernmentWould BeGuyGrowsPresidentPoorPayGrowing UpRichAmountTaxesPaidBillsTiredDollarsClintonExcuseHearingBudgetsBalancedPoor PeoplePrivate SectorI'm TiredExcuse MeGreat CountryRich Or Poor Author:Howard Dean
“Clinton, Kennedy, they all carried out mass murder, but they didn't think that that was what they were doing - nor does Bush. You know, they were defending justice and democracy from greater evils.” ThinkingKnowsDoeEvilJusticeDemocracyGreaterMassMurderClinton Author:Noam Chomsky
“President Clinton says he looks forward to the day a citizen can call the IRS and get the right answer to a question. I look forward to the day I can call the IRS and get a voice that says, 'Sorry, that number has been disconnected.'” LooksHas BeensI CanPresidentVoiceAnswersNumbersCitizensClintonSorryDisconnectedIrsRight AnswersPresident ClintonSaying Sorry Author:Jay Leno
“I've been critical of Hillary Clinton and [Barack] Obama, for sure. But John McCain had a proven record as a senator. He also ran for president [in 2016]. But he got a lot of stuff done while he was a United States senator and still does.” DoeStillsStatesDoneStuffPresidentUnitedUnited StatesRecordsClintonCriticalBarackRanSenatorsProvenMccain Author:Jeb Bush
“I focus most of my attention on Hillary Clinton and her disastrous policies. I mean, there's a real danger in this election. Electing Hillary Clinton in an era where we now are so pessimistic about the future, would double down on [Barack] Obama economics and a failed foreign policy - so most of my attention is about my record and about defeating Hillary Clinton.” MeanRealAttentionRecordsFocusDangerPolicyEconomicsElectionClintonBarackErasForeign PolicyPessimistic Author:Jeb Bush
“We don't have the Democrats doing a Fox News debate. They have decided they want to boycott Fox News, at least this election cycle. I don't see Hillary and Bernie Sanders doing a Fox News debate. And they should. We have great journalists on this network. I'm an opinion person. It wouldn't be me - that I think would do a great job. But if they're not going to put themselves in an environment like this, do you have to now reconsider, in other words, going forward, that maybe these liberal networks don't deserve the access to these candidates?” IfsThinkingWantShouldPersonsJobsOpinionEnvironmentNewsDeserveDecidedElectionClintonDemocratAccessDebateJournalistCandidatesCyclesFoxesGreat JobFox NewsBoycott Author:Sean Hannity
“Every single policy Hillary Clinton espouses and every single policy of President [Barack] Obama has been demonstrably bad for women!” Has BeensPresidentPolicyClintonBarackPresident Barack Obama Author:Carly Fiorina
“I'm running for president because there's no way we can elect Hillary Clinton to continue the policies.” WayRunningPresidentPolicyClinton Author:Marco Rubio
“It is the height of hypocrisy for [Hillary] Clinton to talk about being the first woman president when every single policy she espouses and every single policy of President [Barack] Obama has been demonstrably bad for women.” FirstsHas BeensPresidentPolicyClintonBarackHeightHypocrisyPresident Barack Obama Author:Carly Fiorina
“Donald Trump would be a better president every day of the week and twice on Sunday rather than Hillary Clinton.” Would BePresidentWeekTrumpClintonSundayDays Of The Week Author:Carly Fiorina