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“I saw soda pop for $1.20 a six pack. That price messes with your head. You start thinking you're gonna sell soda pop. Suddenly I've got packs of pop with me. "Looking to buy some pop? 50 cents a can. It's not refrigerated because this is a half-assed commitment!"”

Thinking Humor Funny Half Saws Six Commitment Sells Pops Mess Cents Packs Soda Six Packs Soda Pop

Author:Mitch Hedberg

“I used to do a lot of drugs. I didn't stop because I didn't enjoy them; I stopped because I couldn't handle the commitment.”

Humor Funny Used Enjoy Drug Commitment Handle

Author:Marc Maron

“We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.”

Funny Political Politics Stupid Fool Commitment Europe Witty Stupidity Dumb Firm Gore Nato Bushism Funny Bush

Author:Dan Quayle

“An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.”

Funny Business Promise Commitment Performances Pounds Express Yourself

Book:Goodness Had Nothing to Do with it: Autobiography

Source: Goodness Had Nothing to Do with it: Autobiography

“The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.”

Two Humor Funny Three Marriage Successful Relationship Commitment Unions Ingredients Love Relationship Funny Relationship No Commitment Undying Love

Author:Bill Cosby

“In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment.”

Humor Funny Differences Levels Cases Commitment Disappointment

Author:Marc Maron

“While I do commend the Administration on its commitment and focus on high school reform, I believe that we must focus on graduation as the key accountability measure.”

Inspirational Believe School Funny I Believe Focus Keys High School Commitment Administration Reform Accountability Graduates Graduation

Author:Ruben Hinojosa

“I write about wounds, the eternal treasons of life. It's not very funny, but it's sincere. My commitment is to sincerity.”

Writing Funny Eternal Commitment Wounds Sincere Sincerity

Author:Tahar Ben Jelloun