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“Nothing in life is certain except death, taxes and the second law of thermodynamics. All three are processes in which useful or accessible forms of some quantity, such as energy or money, are transformed into useless, inaccessible forms of the same quantity. That is not to say that these three processes don't have fringe benefits: taxes pay for roads and schools; the second law of thermodynamics drives cars, computers and metabolism; and death, at the very least, opens up tenured faculty positions.”

School Form Law Life Is Certain Three Energy Process Pay Car Position Taxes Benefits Computer Useless Faculty Transformed Quantity Fringe Inaccessible Metabolism Thermodynamics

Author:Seth Lloyd

“Theoretical Computer Science is just as useless as everything we mathematicians do.”

Science Computer Mathematics Useless Mathematician Theoretical Computer Science

Author:Jennifer Tour Chayes

“Modern cyberspace is a deadly festering swamp, teeming with dangerous programs such as 'viruses,' 'worms,' 'Trojan horses' and 'licensed Microsoft software' that can take over your computer and render it useless.”

Humor Funny Modern Dangerous Computer Program Horse Useless Over You Software Worms Viruses Microsoft Swamps Cyberspace Trojans Trojan Horse Festering

Author:Dave Barry

“Computers are useless - all they can give you are answers.”

Giving Answers Computer Useless

Author:Pablo Picasso

“The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.”

People Work Results Technology Computer Economics Philosophical Productions Invention Useless Unemployment Uselessness Useful Things Computer Technology Useless Things

Book:Marx's Concept of Man: Including 'Economic and Philosophical Manuscripts'

Source: Marx's Concept of Man: Including 'Economic and Philosophical Manuscripts'

“Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.”