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“At the risk of being a fuddy-duddy I don't have a computer; I don't have e-mail; and I really don't need something in my house that I would be sitting in front of for hours.”

Needs Would Be House Hours Risk Fronts Computer Sitting Mail

Author:Marian McPartland

“When I was around eight, I learned how to touch-type at school, and I received a computer as a present. I started writing plays, and for many years I thought I would be a playwright.”

Writing Years Play Would Be School Type Computer Eight Playwright

Author:Gabrielle Zevin

“What I proposed was a computer that would be easy to use, mix text and graphics, and sell for about $1,000. Steve Jobs said that it was a crazy idea, that it would never sell, and we didn't want anything like it. He tried to shoot the project down.”

Want Said Ideas Use Would Be Jobs Easy Crazy Computer Projects Sells Crazy Ideas

Author:Jef Raskin

“If I tried to write long-hand, I suppose I'd never finish a novel. I edit too much as I write - the paper would be "white-out" and sharpie marks. Writing with a computer works for me, so I stick with it.”

Ifs Writing Long Hands Would Be White Novel Too Much Paper Computer Mark Sticks Edits

Author:Nicholas Sparks

“So we and our elaborately evolving computers may meet each other halfway. Someday a human being, named perhaps Fred White, may shoot a robot named Pete Something-or-other, which has come out of a General Electric factory, and to his surprise see it weep and bleed. And the dying robot may shoot back and, to its surprise, see a wisp of gray smoke arise from the electric pump that it supposed was Mr. White's beating heart. It would be rather a great moment of truth for both of them.”

Source: The Shifting Realities of Philip K. Dick: Selected Literary and Philosophical Writings

“Money, after all, is an abstract artifact, like language - merely symbolized by the paper or coin or whatever. If you can fully grasp its abstractedness, especially in the computer age, it becomes quite clear that no group can monopolize this abstraction, except through a series of swindle. If the usurers had been bolder, they might have monopolized language as well as currency, and people would be saying we can't write more books because we don't have enough words, the way they now say we can't build starships, because we don't have enough money.”

People Ifs Way Writing Wells Book Enough Might Would Be Age Language Clear Groups Paper Computer Series Abstract Currency Coins Abstraction Artifacts

Author:Robert Anton Wilson

“I think the brain is essentially a computer and consciousness is like a computer program. It will cease to run when the computer is turned off. Theoretically, it could be re-created on a neural network, but that would be very difficult, as it would require all one's memories.”

Thinking Would Be Running Difficult Memories Brain Consciousness Computer Program Cease Turned Off Neural Networks

Author:Stephen Hawking

“Writing helped to have jobs that involved running around, pushing things like dish carts and wheelbarrows. It would be hard to sit at a desk all day, and then come to sit at another desk. Also, it helps to abandon hope. If I sit at my computer, determined to write a New Yorker story I won't get beyond the first sentence. It's better to put no pressure on it. What would happen if I followed the previous sentence with this one, I'll think. If the eighth draft is torture, the first should be fun. At least if you're writing humor.”

“It would be just like programmers to shorten 'the year 2000 problem' to 'Y2K'- exactly the kind of thinking that created this situation in the first place.”

Thinking Years Firsts Kind Problem Would Be Situation Computer Programmers

Author:Stephen C. Meyer

“When I was in prison, a Colombian drug lord, offered me $5 million in cash to manipulate a computer system so that he would be released. I turned him down.”

Would Be Lord Millions Drug Computer Prison Cash Manipulate Computer Systems

Author:Kevin Mitnick

“I like the aspect of technology. For me to spin the way I do, I would have to carry five crates of records with me everywhere I go, which in this day and age would be like two hundred extra dollars in baggage fees. All I need now is a hard drive and a computer and I can rock anywhere in the world.”

World Way Needs I Can Two Hard Would Be Age Technology Records Five Rocks Computer Hundred Aspect Dollars Extras This Day Baggage Fees

Author:Neil Armstrong

“The part of the brain that is watching the television and is on the computer at the same time, preparing to jump onto the treadmill for 15 minutes, might be able to lead into sex, but it would be hard put to lead us to romance, or to real authentic human connection.”

Humans Real Hard Might Would Be Able Romance Sex Brain Minutes Television Computer Connections Preparing Treadmills Human Connection

Author:Marianne Williamson

“Before I started working on a computer, writing a piece would be like making something up every day, taking the material and never quite knowing where you were going to go next with the material. With a computer it was less like painting and more like sculpture, where you start with a block of something and then start shaping it.”

Writing Would Be Next Knowing Pieces Painting Materials Computer Block Sculpture Never Quit

Author:Joan Didion

“These days it seems like any idiot with a laptop computer can churn out a business book and make a few bucks. That's certainly what I'm hoping. It would be a real letdown if the trend changed before this masterpiece goes to print.”

Ifs Book Real Seems Would Be Changed Computer Idiot These Days Print Trends Masterpiece Bucks Laptops Letdowns Laptop Computers

Book:The Dilbert principle: a cubicle's-eye view of bosses, meetings, management fads & other workplace afflictions

Source: The Dilbert principle: a cubicle's-eye view of bosses, meetings, management fads & other workplace afflictions

“I think to be a rich and successful person in Roman society would be pretty fabulous. They had all of the comforts we want now - central heating, baths, medicine. If I could choose not to indulge in all the things they did I don't agree with, then I could be perfectly comfortable without a mobile phone, computer or anything.”

“Computers might not find the solutions to our problems, but they would be able to do the bulk of the legwork required, assist our human minds in intuitively finding ways through the maze.”

Way Mind Humans Problem Might Would Be Able Findings Computer Solutions Human Mind Mazes

Author:Tim Berners-Lee

“To all the secret writers, late-night painters, would-be singers, lapsed and scared artists of every stripe, dig out your paintbrush, or your flute, or your dancing shoes. Pull out your camera or your computer or your pottery wheel. Today, tonight, after the kids are in bed or when your homework is done, or instead of one more video game or magazine, create something, anything. Pick up a needle and thread, and stitch together something particular and honest and beautiful, because we need it. I need it. Thank you, and keep going.”

“Socialization would be the most successful thing to bring mainstream audiences to online computers.”

Would Be Audience Successful Computer Online Mainstream Socialization

Author:Tim Wu

“I would say the soul would be more than the engine. The soul would be like the computer system that coordinates everything, from the smog device to the fuel injection system to the brakes.”

Soul Would Be Computer Fuel Devices Engines Brake Coordinates Injection Smog Computer Systems

Author:Dallas Willard

“I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, 'Looks like you're writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, you'll get more money.'”

Ifs Thinking Needs Should Writing Looks Said Helping Use Humor Would Be Funny Language Like You Paper Computer Notes More Money Being Cool Need Help Clip Ransom Paper Clips

Author:Demetri Martin

“There are no rules and regulations for perfect composition. If there were we would be able to put all the information into a computer and would come out with a masterpiece. We know that's impossible. You have to compose by the seat of your pants.”

Ifs Knows Would Be Able Perfect Impossible Information Computer Photography Photographer Seats Pants Regulation Composition Masterpiece Rules And Regulations

Author:Arnold Newman

“It would be nice to design a real briefcase - you open it up and it's your computer but it also stores your books.”

Book Real Would Be Nice Design Computer Stores Being Nice Briefcases

Author:Steve Wozniak

“People think that alien spaceships would be solid and made of metal and have lights all over them and move slowly through the sky because that is how we would build a spaceship if we were able to build one that big. But aliens, if they exist, would probably be very different from us. They might look like big slugs, or be flat like reflections. Or they might be bigger than planets. Or they might not have bodies at all. They might just be information, like in a computer. And their spaceships might look like clouds, or be made up of unconnected objects like dust or leaves.”

People Ifs Thinking Looks Made Different Body Bigs Light Might Would Be Able Moving Sky Information Objects Planets Computer Reflection Bigger Clouds Dust Aliens Flats Metals Spaceships Slugs

Author:Mark Haddon

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