Best Paper Clips Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“He chuckled, shaking his head. "Man, you hunters. I break a pencil and there's hell to pay." "I can see how that's deeply unfair, Chip. Especially if that pencil should try to kill you with it teeth and claws, or launch its brood of a thousand deadly paper clips against you.”

Pens Paper Clips Brood Requisiting

Book:Peeps

Source: Peeps

“I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.”

I Can Work Animal Shapes Paper Clip Small Animals Paper Clips

Author:Al Yankovic

“The IRS sent back my tax return saying I owed $800. I said If you'll notice, I sent a paper clip with my return. Given what you've been paying for things lately, that should more than make up the difference.”

Ifs Should Said Given Differences Return Taxes Paper Irs Clip Tax Returns Paper Clips

Author:Emo Philips

“Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark; professionals built the Titanic. Never, btw, ask that androgynous paper clip anything. S/he is just a stooge for management, leading you down more rabbit holes of options for things called Wizards, Macros, Templates, and Cascading Style Sheets.”

Trying Remember Asks Style Paper Built Management Holes Something New Sheets Rabbits Wizards Clip Ark Macro Stooges Androgynous Rabbit Holes Paper Clips

Author:Louis Menand

“I got a letter from the IRS. Apparently I owe them $800. So I sent them a letter back. I said, If you'll remember, I fastened my return with a paper clip, which according to your very own latest government pentagon spending figures will more than make up for the difference.”

Ifs Said Government Remember Differences Figures Return Paper Letters Spending Pentagon Irs Clip Paper Clips

Author:Emo Philips

“I had Paterson, and The Art Lover, to guide me for The Tales of Horror (written from 1988-'97 and published in 1999), but I still was so lost, back then, as I tried to understand what I was writing and how it went together. There was a draft of that manuscript that had all these brightly colored paper clips on the pages so I could visualize what I saw as the book's themes and threads - that was a long time ago.”

Writing Long Art Stills Book Together Lost Saws Written Lovers Horror Paper Pages Long Time Guides Tales Theme Thread Long Time Ago Manuscripts Clip Guide Me Art Lovers Paper Clips

Author:Laura Mullen

“I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, 'Looks like you're writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, you'll get more money.'”

Ifs Thinking Needs Should Writing Looks Said Helping Use Humor Would Be Funny Language Like You Paper Computer Notes More Money Being Cool Need Help Clip Ransom Paper Clips

Author:Demetri Martin

“My life has always been chaotic. From the time I got dressed in the back of a deflated, flat-tired, fish-smelling station wagon for Rocky. It's always been do it yourself, kind of like paper-clip it together.”

Kind Together Paper Tired Fishes Flats Stations Chaotic Wagons Do It Yourself Clip Paper Clips

Author:Sylvester Stallone

“At the moment I was mad enough to chew up nails and spit out paper clips.”

Enough Moments Paper Mad Nails Spit Clip Paper Clips

Book:Storm Front: Book one of The Dresden Files

Source: Storm Front: Book one of The Dresden Files

“I've no use for talking, would just as soon store paper clips in my mouth.”

Use Talking Paper Mouths Stores Clip Paper Clips

Book:The Sky Is Everywhere

Source: The Sky Is Everywhere

“He maybe, possibly, said that if he got word of anyone getting in your way, they’d find out whether there was any truth to the rumor about him knowing how to kill a man with paper clips.”

Ifs Men Way Said Knowing Paper Rumor Clip Paper Clips

Book:Love Irresistibly

Source: Love Irresistibly

“Stick to the script like paper clips and coffee stains, Never let a seed of doubt deter you from your lofty aims, The will is much stronger than the flesh, And it only gets stronger when you going through duress, Imagination is the factory that makes legends... Close Your Eyes and dream B.I.G. like Faith Evans.”

Dream Eye Imagination Doubt Paper Stronger Aim Sticks Scripts Hip Hop Rap Seeds Flesh Coffee Legends Factories Lofty Stains Clip Duress Paper Clips

Author:Jay Electronica

“You might find it hard to imagine gravity as a weak force, but consider that a small magnet can hold up a paper clip, even though the entire earth is pulling down on it.”

Hard Might Earth Force Imagine Paper Weak Gravity Pulling Magnet Clip Paper Clips

Author:Lisa Randall

“Baseball is the only thing beside the paper clip that hasn't changed”

Changed Paper Baseball Clip Baseball Life Baseball And Life Paper Clips

Author:Bill Veeck

“Today's beauty ideal, strictly enforced by the media, is a person with the same level of body fat as a paper clip.”

Persons Body Today Funny Levels Media Paper Ideals Fats Obesity Clip Body Fat Paper Clips

Book:Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down

Source: Dave Barry Is Not Taking This Sitting Down

“I have a feeling that you're riding for some kind of a terrible, terrible fall. But I don't honestly know what kind.... It may be the kind where, at the age of thirty, you sit in some bar hating everybody who comes in looking as if he might have played football in college. Then again, you may pick up just enough education to hate people who say, 'It's a secret between he and I.' Or you may end up in some business office, throwing paper clips at the nearest stenographer. I just don't know.”

People Ifs Knows Kind May Ends Enough Feelings Might Age Hate Fall Secret Football College Terrible Office Paper Picks Honestly Bars Thirty Throwing Riding Clip Hate People Paper Clips

Author:J. D. Salinger