“It was very painful combing my hair. My grand-uncle was a Pentecostal bishop, and he was very strict: our hair couldn't be permed or straightened. So I just cut it all off.” CuttingHairPainfulStrictUnclesBishopsPentecostal Author:Grace Jones
“It's no surprise that things are so screwed up: everyone that knows how to run a government is either driving taxicabs or cutting hair.” KnowsGovernmentRunningKnow HowCuttingHairSurpriseDrivingScrewed Up Author:George Burns
“I keep expectations so embarrassingly low that I broke my contract and went and got a hair-cut.” CuttingHairLowsExpectationsBrokeContractsHair Cut Author:Cristin Milioti
“Asking for financial advice from a financial planner is like asking a barber if you need a hair cut.” IfsNeedsCuttingAdviceHairAskingFinancialPlannersBarbersFinancial AdviceHair Cut Author:Warren Buffett
“I just like short hair on women, I think it's cool. And I have wanted to cut my hair for very many years, but being on contract with a television show for six years prevents you from doing that, and then being on contract with a cosmetic endorsement campaign prevents you from doing that again. So for eight years, I've had to have long, flowing locks. And I was just so sick and tired of long, flowing locks, so I chopped them.” ThinkingYearsLongShowsWantedCuttingTelevisionHairSixSickTiredEightCampaignsContractsLocksTelevision ShowsCosmeticsEndorsementsSo SickShort Hair Author:Evangeline Lilly
“I was such a huge Bruce Willis fan because of all the Die Hards and Arnold Schwarzenegger was like 'the guy.' Kindergarten Cop was filmed in my home state and I was like, "He's awesome! Now he gets his hair cut next to me, it's fantastic. "” StatesHomeGuyDiesNextCuttingFansHugeHairFantasticCopKindergartenSchwarzeneggerHair CutHome State Author:Katee Sackhoff
“When I was like sixteen, I was a total chick I had big hair. I was seen as this attractive girl, and I would get all this attention. And then I just cut off my hair, and I quit playing that game.” BigsGirlGamesAttentionCuttingHairQuittingAttractiveChicksSixteenI QuitBig HairAttractive Girl Author:Ani DiFranco
“I'm the least metrosexual cat you've ever met. I've never had my fingernails or toenails done, and I've cut my own hair longer than other people have cut my hair.” PeopleDoneMy OwnCuttingHairMetsCatFingernailsToenailsMetrosexuals Author:George Clooney
“And we certainly don't have full conversations on cellphones. You know? Usually the reception is so bad, but it's only bad on your side. The person talking to you has no clue. They're just rambling on and on. You've got your finger jammed in your ear, you're shushing people on the streets. You're ducked behind a dumpster so you can hear about your friend's new hair cut. What about the bangs are they shorter?! Are the bangs shorter?! The bangs!” PeopleKnowsPersonsSidesBehindsTalkingCuttingStreetsHairConversationEarsFingersClueBangsYour SideReceptionCellphoneRamblingHair CutDumpsters Author:Ellen DeGeneres
“I get facials. I get a manicure and pedicure every week. I get my hair cut, and I oil myself down from head to toe. I got that from my brother. I was so impressed with how high maintenance he was. When he left the room, you could still smell him for an hour.” StillsLeftHoursRoomsCuttingWeekBrotherHairSmellOilMy BrotherImpressedToesMaintenanceHair CutManicuresHigh MaintenancePedicures Author:Bernie Mac
“You can cut your hair how you want, but I think you should get to where you wear it normal for the future.” ThinkingWantShouldCuttingHairNormal Author:Joey Bishop
“I grew up in a poor family. I had to cut everyone's hair, because we didn't have money for entertainment.” PoorCuttingHairGrewGrew UpEntertainmentPoor Family Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“If I think I weigh too much, I'll lose weight; if my hair looks stupid, I'll cut it. I guess I'm my harshest critic. I'm not easily satisfied.” IfsThinkingLooksLosesToo MuchCuttingStupidHairWeightCriticsSatisfiedLose Weight Author:Marilyn Manson
“In the late 60's to the early 70's, I was caught between the hippie and the skinhead movement. I had my hair cut so I didn't look like a straight at a hippie event, and I didn't look like a hippie at a skinhead event. It was a good haircut.” LooksCuttingEventsMovementHairLateCaughtHippieHaircutsHair CutGood Hair Author:Dave Wakeling
“When I was 14 years old, I literally just had to cut off all my ends because I was just a frizzball from the sun, like I absolutely killed my hair. So from that day on, I had leave-in conditioner stuck to me 24/7.” YearsEndsSunCuttingHairStuck Author:Laura Enever