Home / Topics / Degrees Quotes

Degrees Quotes

Browse 3406 quotes about Degrees.

Degrees Quotes

“They've gotta stop reporting wind chill. That's nonsense. It really is. I don't know where they came up with it, why they came up with it, but it's a lie. They come on, "Well, it's 27 degrees today, but with the wind chill, it's minus 3." Well, then it's minus 3, asshole! I don't need to know what the weather was like if the conditions were perfect!”

Ifs Knows Needs Wells Humor Today Funny Lying Perfect Conditions Wind Degrees Weather Nonsense Chill Minus

Author:Lewis Black

“Then people ask me if I'm worried about the effects of global warming on my kids. Well, obviously I love my kids and I want them to live to be a 100. So that's another 1.8. My kids' kids? Three point six. I'll just tell them we moved to Phoenix.”

People Ifs Want Wells Humor Kids Funny Three Asks Effects Degrees Six Moved Worried Ask Me Global Warming Phoenix I Love My Kids Love My Kids

Author:Dennis Miller

“The economy in the Valley will need to grow if students want to come back and work with their specialized degrees. We need to develop more to create more opportunities.”

Ifs Want Inspirational Needs Funny Opportunity Grows Economy Students Degrees Valleys Graduation

Author:Frank Murphy

“I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... the study of milkmen.”

Humor Funny Study Degrees Anthropology Calcium Milkman

Author:Steven Wright

“It might be said now that I have the best of both worlds. A Harvard education and a Yale degree.”

World Inspirational Said Might Funny Education Degrees Graduation Harvard Yale Best Of Both Worlds

Author:John F. Kennedy

“I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do.”

Inspirational Has Beens Able Funny Comedy Degrees Tests Passing Passings Graduation Accounting Accountants Passing A Test Certified Public Accountant

Author:Bob Newhart

“I went to college at the University of Kansas, where I got a degree in political science.”

Inspirational Funny Political College Degrees University Graduation Political Science Kansas

Author:Sara Paretsky

“It is virtually impossible to compete in today's global economy without a college degree.”

Inspirational Today Funny Economy Impossible College Degrees Graduation Global Economy College Degree

Author:Bobby Scott

“Laziness. Unwarranted repose of manner in a person of low degree.”

Persons Funny Degrees Lows Laziness Repose Sloth Indolence

Book:The Devil's Dictionary

Source: The Devil's Dictionary

“If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?”

Ifs Humor Today Funny Cold Tomorrow Degrees Supposed To Be Zero

Author:Steven Wright