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“There's no difference between fame and infamy now. There's a new school of professional famous people that don't do anything. They don't create anything.”

People Humor Inspiration School Differences Fame Insight Infamy

Author:Ricky Gervais

“The only difference between a rut and a grave are the dimensions.”

Humor Change Differences Stress Graves Dimensions Stressed Ruts Senility Stuck In A Rut

Author:Ellen Glasgow

“Conspiracy theories abound in American politics. I don't think we need to be subliminable about the differences between our views on prescription drugs.”

Thinking Needs Humor Political Differences Views Theory Drug Conspiracy American Politics Prescriptions Political Humor Conspiracy Theory Prescription Drugs

Author:George W. Bush

“There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I'm a Catholic, and she's the devil.”

Reason Humor Funny Differences Religious Devil Dating Catholic Broke Broke Up Funny Dating Religious Differences

Author:Adam Ferrara

“The difference between farce and humour in literature is, I suppose, that farce strums louder and louder on one string, while humour varies its note, changes its key, grows and spreads and deepens until it may indeed reach tragic depths.”

May Humor Funny Literature Grows Differences Humour Keys Notes Depth Spread Tragic Strings Vary Farce

Book:In My Good Books

Source: In My Good Books

“What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a poodle peeing on your leg? You let the Rottweiler finish.”

Humor Funny Differences Legs Poodles Rottweilers

Author:Frank Carson

“Donald, I'm not sure if you're even aware of this, but the only difference between you and Michael Douglas from the movie, Wall Street, is that no one's going to be sad when you get cancer.”

Ifs Humor Funny Differences Streets Wall Cancer Not Sure

Author:Anthony Jeselnik

“Men ought to find the difference between saltiness and bitterness. Certainly, he that hath a satirical vein, as he maketh others afraid of his wit, so he had need be afraid of others' memory.”

Men Needs Humor Differences Memories Ought Wit Bitterness Veins Satirical

Book:Works

Source: Works