“I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat.” LooksHumorFunnyUsedFoundWifeCarDressesMy WifeSeatsUsed Car Author:Rodney Dangerfield
“Men don't feel the urge to get married as quickly as women do because their clothes all button and zip in the front. Women's dresses usually button and zip in the back. We need men emotionally and sexually, but we also need men to help us get dressed.” MenNeedsFeelsHelpingHumorFunnyFrontsMarriedClothesDressesUrgesButtonsSexuallyZips Author:Rita Rudner
“If you are an adult, and you are planning to dress up on Halloween... don't. I will find you. I will hurt you.” IfsHumorFunnyHurtAdultsDressesPlanningHalloween Author:Lewis Black
“You know me. Any excuse to put on a dress.” KnowsHumorFunnyDressesExcuseKnow Me Author:Ellen DeGeneres
“A man goes to a fancy dress party dressed only in his Y-fronts. A woman comes up to him and says "What are you supposed to be?" The man says "A premature ejaculation." "What?" says the woman. The man explains "I've just come in my pants."” MenHumorFunnyPartyFrontsHe ManDressesCome UpSupposed To BeFancyPantsPrematureEjaculationPremature Ejaculation Author:Tommy Cooper
“I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me.” HumorFunnyNightMarriedHumorousDressesMemorableGermanyEvery NightPoland Author:Bette Midler
“Women: You can't live with them, and you can't get them to dress up in a skimpy little Nazi costume and beat you with a warm squash or something.” LittlesHumorFunnyComedyBeatsDressesWarmNaziCostumesSquashHalloween Costume Author:Emo Philips
“Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?” LooksHumorFunnyWomenFireDressesUgly Author:Rita Rudner
“What is wanted for the nonce is, that folks should be as agreeable as possible in conversation and demeanor; so that good humor may be said to be one of the very best articles of dress one can wear in societ.” HumorHappinessAttitudeDressesEducationalInner PeacePositive AttitudeContentmentArticlesGreat HappinessInner HappinessGood HumorGreat AttitudeGood AttitudeGreat Positive AttitudeInner Peace And HappinessPositive Attitude And Success Author:William Makepeace Thackeray
“You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.” WantLongHumorFunnyWomenFashionDressesWhat You WantMemorableMultitudesFunny Inspirational Author:Mae West
“The law is simply expediency wearing a long white dress.” LongHumorFunnyLawWhiteDressesLawyerExpediencyExpedience Author:Quentin Crisp