“I tried eating vegetarian. I felt like a wimp going into a restaurant. "What do you want to eat sir? Broccoli?" Broccoli's a side dish, folks. Always was, always will be, OK! When they ask me what I want, I say: What do you think I want? This is America. I want a bowl of raw red meat right now.” ThinkingWantHumorFunnyAmericaAsksFeltSidesRight NowEatingRedFolksAsk MeMeatRestaurantsVegetarianBowlsDishesBroccoliRed MeatWimpsSide Dishes Author:Denis Leary
“Don't say you're going to stop eating red meat when you like red meat.” EatingRedMeatRed Meat Author:Bob Odenkirk
“I'm not a vegetarian. Now, don't get me wrong - I like animals. And I don't think it's just fine to industrialize their production and to churn them out like they were wrenches. But there's no way to treat animals well when you're killing 10 billion of them a year. Kindness might just be a bit of a red herring. Let's get the numbers of animals we're killing for eating down, and then we'll worry about being nice to the ones that are left.” ThinkingWayYearsWellsMightLeftBitsAnimalNumbersKindnessWorryNiceFineEatingRedTreatsDown AndKillingProductionsBillionsVegetarianBeing NiceWrenchesHerringRed Herrings Author:Mark Bittman
“I changed my diet completely. You know, I'm from Cleveland, so I've always loved sausage and red meat and all of that stuff, so now I find myself not eating any of that, no red meat, no sausage. It's basically a vegetarian diet with a little bit of fish. I drink quarts of carrot juice, quarts of cranberry juice, endless amounts of water and nothing else.” KnowsLittlesStuffBitsWaterChangedAmountDrinkEatingLittle BitRedFishesEndlessMeatDietsVegetarianJuiceCarrotsSausageClevelandVegetarian DietRed MeatCranberries Author:Joe Eszterhas
“We've all seen chicken portrayed as the low-fat, heart-healthy alternative to red meat for years, but it no longer adds up. You might want to lean away from eating birds and lean toward more plant-based options of protein like black beans, lentils, tofu, chickpeas and whole grains.” WantYearsHeartWholeMightBlackHealthyEatingLowsBirdRedAddPlantFatsAlternativesMeatChickensGrainBeansProteinRed MeatTofuWhole GrainsLentils Author:Kathy Freston
“See... I knew baby Marissa was quality people, look how she's eating the head off the red-headed Artemis doll. Simi need to teach her to belch fire, then introduce her to the real heifer-Goddess herself(Simi)” PeopleNeedsLooksRealQualityTeachFireBabyEatingRedGoddessIntroducingDollsArtemis Book:Night Play Source: Night Play
“I'm the son of Jupiter, I'm a child of Rome, consul to demigods, praetor of the First Legion. I slew the Trojan sea monster, I toppled the black throne of Kronos, and destroyed Titan Krios with my own hand. And now I'm going to destroy you Porphyrion, and feed you to your own wolves." "Wow, dude," Leo muttered, "You been eating red meat?” FirstsChildrenHandsBlackMy OwnSeaSonEatingRedMonstersDestroyedMeatRomeWowThronesLegionJupiterLeo ValdezTitansJason GraceDemigodsRed MeatTrojansLost Hero Author:Rick Riordan
“Those dreams I have at night are going to drive me crazy. Last night I dreamed that little red-haired girl and I were eating lunch together... But she's gone... She's moved away, and I don't know where she lives, and she doesn't know I even exist, and I'll never see her again... And... I wish men cried.” KnowsMenLittlesDreamTogetherLastsNightGirlWishGoneCrazyEatingRedMovedLunchCriedLast NightDrive Me CrazyEating Lunch Author:Charles M. Schulz
“Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!” FunnyAdviceFoodHealthEatingRedBlueGreenCookingMeatCulinaryEating FoodFunny FoodFood And EatingDelicious FoodHome CookingRed MeatFun FoodBad Food Author:Chi Chi Rodriguez