“There are a lot of other people out there that some of us wish had run for President, but they didn't. I think Mitt Romney would be a fine President, and he'd be way better than the guy who's there right now.” PeopleThinkingWayWould BeRunningGuyWishPresidentFineRepublicanRight NowRomney Author:Marco Rubio
“If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not "The Naked Guy." I don't care.” PeopleIfsLongCareGuyComedyFineDon't CareNakedI Don't CareNiche Author:Rob Corddry
“The bloodiest, most brutal wars fought, all based on religious hatred. Which is fine with me! Any time a bunch of holy people want to go out and kill each other I'm a happy guy!” PeopleWantWarGuyReligiousFineHolyHatredBunchBrutalReligious Hatred Author:George Carlin
“A bank in Washington was robbed by two men in George W. Bush masks. Luckily, right afterwards two guys in President Obama masks came and bailed the bank out, so everything is fine.” MenTwoGuyPresidentFineMaskPresident ObamaTwo Guys Author:Conan O'Brien
“The idea was to take fine art and put it into the location of the movie scripts. The script itself is collage - some of the lines come from actual movies and I've written others to make the text work with the found image. In this way, the details of old dead guys' paintings (from the collection of the Städel Museum in Frankfurt, where this work will be exhibited in relation to the historical paintings) become illustrations of the movie scripts. I found this mélange of high art and Hollywood amusing.” WayArtIdeasGuyFoundLinesWrittenPaintingFineHollywoodRelationHistoricalScriptsDetailsCollectionsMuseumsLocationAmusingFine ArtsIllustrationCollagesHigh ArtFrankfurt Author:John Baldessari
“Have we become a cupcake league? We already have better helmets and gear. Wonder how the old school players feel about this. Not in the back of minds when talking about 18 game season so let's play football please... Even guys using shoulders to hit are getting flagged for helmet-to-helmet. Defense is getting sloppy because guys are avoiding fines and will get worse if suspending comes into play.” IfsFeelsMindPlaySchoolGuyGamesTalkingWonderPlayerFootballFinePleaseSeasonsDefenseShouldersLeagueAvoidingGearsOld SchoolHelmetSloppyCupcakesTacklingNfl Players Author:Phillip Daniels
“I'm a single guy now and can do what I like. As my agent said, so long as it's not a live man or a dead woman, I'll be fine. And that, hand on heart, is unlikely to happen.” MenHeartLongSaidHandsHappensGuyCan DoFineAgentsUnlikelySingle Guy Author:Steve Coogan
“I read recently that women still make 30% less than men in the workplace. Which I think is fine, cause if we didn't make 30% more, you guys would marry each other.” IfsThinkingMenStillsHumorFunnyGuyCausesFineWorkplace Author:Mike Birbiglia
“If a girl is in love with a poor guy and chooses him, then that is worst for her. If she chooses a rich man, it will be to her advantage. Everything will be fine.” IfsMenGuyGirlPoorRichWorstFineAdvantageRich Man Author:Odd Nerdrum
“It's harder to be funny if you're handsome than if you're very normal-looking. It's just more relatable. You're the underdog. I mean it's funny to see people struggle, and you don't buy that Brad Pitt is struggling, you know that guy could be the most skill-less guy in the world, but if you look like that you will be fine for the rest of your life.” PeopleIfsKnowsWorldLooksMeanGuyStruggleFineSkillsNormalHarderHandsomeRest Of Your LifeRelatableThat GuyUnderdogBrad Author:Jonah Hill
“Donald Trump is the grandson of German immigrants. Don't worry. The last time a German guy with crazy hair took over a country, everything turned out fine.” CountryLastsGuyWorryCrazyHairFineTrumpImmigrantsLast TimeGrandson Author:Conan O'Brien
“If the fans think I'm a savior, that's fine. But they have to understand I'm one of 25 guys. I can't do it all.” IfsThinkingI CanGuyFansFineSavior Author:Mark Prior
“The name Derek Jeter is made for stardom. He's got an infectious smile, and he's so handsome and well-behaved. He's just a fine young man who does everything right. He's like Jack Armstrong and Frank Merriwell, guys I grew up rooting for. Some guys come along who just measure up.” MenWellsDoeMadeYoungGuyNamesFineGrewGrew UpYoung ManFrankHandsomeArmstrongStardomJeter Author:George Steinbrenner
“Fine tuning the institutions built by powdered wig guys two hundred years ago is a long shot at holding the whole thing together.” YearsLongTwoWholeTogetherGuyFineHundredShotsBuiltYears AgoInstitutionsWigsTuningLong ShotsFine Tuning Author:Terence McKenna
“An Israeli man's life was saved when he was given a Palestinian man's heart in a heart transplant operation. The guy is doing fine, but the bad news is, he can't stop throwing rocks at himself.” MenHeartGuyGivenRocksFineNewsSavedOperationsThrowingPalestinianIsraeliBad NewsTransplantsHeart TransplantThrowing Rocks Author:Jay Leno
“You know who doesn't get the death penalty? Crazy people. That's a defense in America. My client's crazy. He doesn't know what he did. Fine, then he doesn't know we're gonna kill him. If a guy's that retard, you put him the electric chair and tell him it's a ride.” PeopleIfsKnowsAmericaGuyCrazyFineDefenseChairsElectricClientsPenaltiesDeath PenaltyCrazy PeopleRetardElectric Chair Author:Bobby Slayton
“Time is the guy at the amusement park who paints shirts with an airbrush. He sprays out the color in a fine mist until it's just lonely particles floating in the air, waiting to be plastered in place. And what comes of it all, the design on the shirt at the end of the day, usually isn't much to see. I suspect that whoever he is, wakes up in the morning and wonders what he ever saw in it.” EndsGuyWaitingWonderMorningSawsAirDesignColorFineLonelyWake UpPaintShirtsParksThe End Of The DaySuspectsFloatingT ShirtAmusementParticlesMistSprayAmusement Parks Author:Ian Caldwell
“You know, the best-laid plans of mice and men... I like playing bad guys, and I don't have a problem doing that. They're interesting characters, and there's as many different kinds of bad guys as there are good guys - they're rich, they're strong, they're powerful, and so that's fine with me.” KnowsMenKindDifferentCharacterProblemGuyStrongInterestingPowerfulRichPlansFineDifferent KindsMiceBad GuysGood GuyInteresting CharactersBest Laid Plans Author:Tobin Bell
“Sure, there are times when the guys talk about playing football in school and I can't relate to that, but I can relate to being a female athlete. And as long as you are prepared, work hard and know your stuff, you will be fine.” KnowsLongI CanHardSchoolGuyStuffFootballHard WorkFineFemalePreparedAthleteRelatePlaying FootballFemale Athlete Author:Megan Alexander
“Someone wrote to me asking me to illustrate a missed connection that "hasn't happened yet." This guy has seen the same girl waiting at a bus stop on his morning commute for weeks, and has been trying to find a way to approach her. He thought it would be fun to put up a Missed Connections poster [of my painting] on the corner where she waits and see what happens. It is kind of an intriguing idea but there's something a bit too manipulative about it for my liking. It's a fine line between being creative and stalking!” WayTryingKindHas BeensIdeasHappensWould BeGuyGirlFunBitsWaitingLinesMorningCreativeHappenedWeekPaintingFineApproachConnectionsAskingCornersBusBe CreativeThis GuyIntriguingPostersStalkingFine LinesManipulativeBus StopsMissed Connections Author:Sophie Blackall
“Goldman Sachs was one of those companies whose illegal activity helped destroy our economy and ruin the lives of millions of Americans. But this is what a rigged economy and a corrupt campaign finance system and a broken criminal justice is about. These guys are so powerful that not one of the executives on Wall Street has been charged with anything after paying, in this case of Goldman Sachs, a $5 billion fine.” Has BeensGuyJusticePowerfulCompanyMillionsCasesEconomyStreetsBrokenWallFineActivityCriminalsBillionsCampaignsFinanceRuinsExecutivesIllegalCriminal JusticeRiggedCampaign FinanceGoldman SachsIllegal Activities Author:Bernie Sanders
“That's exactly what [Donald] Trump says, Putin is a great leader. We should love Putin. He has a high popular and everybody oh, fine, you guys - oh, that's terrific.” ShouldGuyLeaderFineTrumpTerrificGreat LeaderPutin Author:Eric Bolling
“If people ask me about it, I think it would be great for me to be like, 'Look, [Kanye West] called me and told me the line before it came out. Like, joke's on you guys, we're fine'.” PeopleIfsThinkingLooksWould BeGuyAsksLinesFineJokesWestAsk Me Author:Taylor Swift
“'3:10 to Yuma' was one that I just kept on talking and thinking about after reading it. And I think the reason is because, like in most Westerns, you have the very clear-cut bad-guy/good-guy, however, as the movie progresses, you kind of see that it's a very fine line that divides these two.” ThinkingKindTwoReasonGuyReadingLinesTalkingClearCuttingProgressFineDividesBad GuysGood GuyFine Lines Author:Christian Bale
“I've never been one to look up the ladder. I've always looked down the ladder. As long as there's one guy down there, I'm fine.” LooksLongGuyFineLook UpLadders Author:Ron White
“There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall.” GuyCuttingHavensFinePaidCleanLibrary Author:Al Yankovic
“I've sat in sushi bars, really fine ones, and I know how hard this guy worked, how proud he is. I know you don't need sauce. I know he doesn't even want you to pour sauce. And I've seen customers come in and do that, and I've seen him, as stoic as he tries to remain, I've seen him die a little inside.” KnowsWantNeedsTryingLittlesHardGuyDiesKnow HowFineProudCustomersBarsSatThis GuySauceStoicSushi Author:Anthony Bourdain