“I'm strapped in [the barrel] with a five-point drag-racing harness. With 50 feet to go, they tell me on the walkie-talkie to get ready for a head-first. "We love ya, man," was the last thing I heard. Then I could feel myself going over.” MenFeelsFirstsLastsFiveHeardFeetReadyRacingDragBarrelsHarnessTalkiesWalkie TalkiesDrag Racing Author:Steve Trotter
“I never listen to debates. They are dreadful things indeed. The plain truth is that I am not a fair man, and don't want to hear both sides. On all known subjects, ranging from aviation to xylophone-playing, I have fixed and invariable ideas. They have not changed since I was four or five.” MenWantIdeasSidesKnownFiveFourSubjectsChangedTruth IsFairsDebateFixedAviationBoth Sides Author:H. L. Mencken
“Perhaps man has a hundred senses, and when he dies the five senses that we know perish with him, and the other ninety-five remain alive... Everything that is unattainable for us now will one day be near and clear... But we must work.” KnowsMenDiesClearFiveAliveOne DayHundredSensesNinetyUnattainableFive Senses Book:The Cherry Orchard Source: The Cherry Orchard
“Any man who would walk five miles through the snow, barefoot, just to return a library book so he could save three cents - that's my kind of guy.” MenKindBookGuyThreeWalksFiveReturnLibraryMilesSnowCentsBarefootLibrary Books Author:Jack Benny
“I was talking to a businessman, and I said, Don't you think most men are little boys? And he said, I'm no little boy! I make seventy-five thousand dollars a year. And I said, Well, the way I look at it - you just have bigger toys.” ThinkingMenWayYearsWellsLooksLittlesSaidTalkingBoysFiveThousandBiggerDollarsToysBusinessmanSeventiesLittle Boys Author:Jonathan Winters
“My stepfather stepped in where no man would've stepped in - six kids, five of them boys - and that's heroic.” MenKidsBoysFiveSixHeroicStepfathers Author:Tim Allen
“He's comming to meet me on Sun. Cant wait!!... Please God let him love me!!... This could be it [followed by five happy faces].... Hes going to publish my pictures Im so glad I didn't sleep with him either!... I hate for men to want sex all the time. I hate sex anyway. (1992, diary entry as she prepares for a meeting with Paul Marciano, head of Guess.)” MenWantFacesHateSexWaitingSleepSunFivePleaseI HateMeetingsGladCantPublishDiariesEntryHappy FaceDiary Entries Author:Anna Nicole Smith
“My dad also survived five divorces, and the women he married cleaned his ass out every time. I used to think my dad got divorced because he wanted new furniture. At one point in my life, all we had left was a wooden box, a 12 black-and-white TV, and a four-man rubber raft for a couch. And yet, I was the coolest kid in third grade. Mom, can we have a sleepover in Christopher Titus' house? They have a raft in the living room! We can row to breakfast in the morning. I can actually be Captain Crunch!” ThinkingMenI CanKidsWantedUsedHouseLeftBlackWhiteRoomsMorningFiveFourTvsMomDadMarriedThirdsMy DadBoxesDivorceAssGradesBreakfastBlack And WhiteCaptainsSurvivedFurnitureDivorcedCouchesLiving RoomRubberCrunchThird GradeSleepovers Author:Christopher Titus
“The day I'm in England performing, English security let a man in a Batman suit climb Buckingham Palace. I felt so much safer... Batman was on the wall of Buckingham Palace for five hours. Wouldn't happen in America - three minutes: dead Batman.” MenHappensAmericaThreeFeltHoursFiveMinutesSecurityWallEnglandSuitsPerformingClimbsPalacesBuckingham Palace Author:Christopher Titus
“The ideas gained by men before they are twenty-five are practically the only ideas they shall have in their lives.” MenIdeasFiveTwentiesTwenty Five Book:Psychology: The Briefer Course Source: Psychology: The Briefer Course
“I get female groupies, but I don't get male groupies. I have women who offer to sleep with me all the time. But not men. They're all talk and nay action -- as we'd say in Scotland. If I go anywhere near most of our male following, they are freaked. Absolutely freaked. I think my height has got a lot to do with it. I'm really tall. I'm five-eight, and with heels, I'm six foot, so people are like. 'Whoa, Amazon!' People are a wee taken aback by that 'cause I think people expect me to be small.” PeopleIfsThinkingMenActionCausesSleepTakenFiveFeetOffersSixFemaleMalesFollowingEightHeightTallHeelsScotlandAmazonGroupie Author:Shirley Manson
“I'll know I'm famous when I have five Ferraris, seven houses, Cameron Diaz on my arm and a little man following me with a huge bag of money.” KnowsMenLittlesHouseFiveHugeArmsSevenFollowingBagsCameronLittle ManFerrari Author:Brian McFadden
“I haven´t written on piano since It Bites. You can tell my songs that I´ve written on piano with It Bites cause they all go like "wrooash", like Old Man And The Angel and Calling All The Heroes and songs like that. It all tends to happen very quickly, I get two thirds of the song within five minutes and then spend rest of the time trying to ruin it in my head, and then I go back to where I was from the beginning.” MenTryingTwoHappensSongCausesFiveWrittenMinutesHavensHeroCallingAngelThirdsRuinsPianoOld ManBitesFive Minutes Author:Francis Dunnery
“Putting up a statue to someone who tried to stop a war is not very, um, statuesque. Of course, if you had butchered five hundred of your own men out of arrogant carelessness, we'd be melting the bronze already.” IfsMenWarCoursesFiveHundredArrogantStatuesMeltingBronzeCarelessnessVetinari Book:Jingo: Stage Adaptation Source: Jingo: Stage Adaptation