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“Comics have a problem, and that is continuity - the obsession with placing the characters in an existing world, where every event is marked in canon. You're supposed to believe that these weepy star boys of now are the same gung-ho super teens fighting space monsters in the '60s, and they've only aged perhaps five years.”

World Years Believe Character Problem Fighting Stars Space Boys Five Events Monsters Obsession Five Years Teens Continuity Canon

Author:John Hodgman

“That's what's great about show business. It's escapism. You pay your five bucks to get in and sit there and you're in another world. Forget about the problems in the world. It's wonderful.”

World Shows Problem Forget Pay Five Wonderful Show Business Bucks Another World Escapism

Author:Michael Jackson

“Don't let your present problems defeat you. The Chinese have a saying that if you live with a disaster for three years it will turn into a blessing. Look back in your own life at what appeared to be a devastating situation five or ten years ago. Many of those situations were the turning point that caused a number of great things to happen in your future. Regardless of what happens today, realize it is the beginning of something good.”

“Children between the ages of five to ten years are even more variable. They are going to vary from very high functioning, capable of doing normal school work, to nonverbal who have all kinds of neurological problems.”

Years Kind Children Problem Age School Five Ten Normal Capable All Kinds Vary Variables Nonverbal School Work Neurological Disorders

Author:Temple Grandin

“Everyone's got their problems and their demons, but when we get onstage and play as five, that really all goes away, and that's really all I look at.”

Looks Play Problem Five Demon

Author:Steven Tyler

“I have always preferred to liken the championship to a marathon. You have to know how to start the race, how to take the strain when problems come along and to make sure you don't give any potentially dangerous rivals an advantage. My policy is to ideally have five or six men around the age of 26, a couple of youngsters, a couple round the 28 mark and one or two in their 30s. But the nucleus of the team should be experienced and not too old.”

Knows Men Giving Should Two Problem Age Race Know How Five Team Dangerous Policy Couple Six Advantage Mark Rounds Soccer Championship Strain Marathon Rivals Youngsters X Men Nucleus

Author:Bob Paisley

“What I object to is the hyper-fetishized wedding day, the prioritizing of wedding over marriage. I have a real problem with couples spending far more time discussing the seating arrangement or the color of the bridesmaid's gowns than hashing out, for instance, their feelings about how they intend to handle questions of housework, child-rearing, finances and fidelity for the next four or five decades.”

“Most writers write too much. I have the exact opposite problem. I feel I could write almost anything in a paragraph. I have a natural ability to condense, and so I often think, "Are you kidding me? Five thousand words? How am I gonna make 5,000 words out of that?"”

Thinking Feels Writing Problem Natural Ability Five Too Much Thousand Opposites Paragraph Natural Ability

Author:Fran Lebowitz

“Great brand, no resume - no problem. Great resume, no brand? Welcome to position #347 of the stack of five hundred equally great resumes”

Problem Five Position Hundred Welcome Brands No Problem Resumes

Book:The Education of Millionaires: Everything You Won't Learn in College About How to Be Successful

Source: The Education of Millionaires: Everything You Won't Learn in College About How to Be Successful

“Every day we learn more and more about this wacky Osama bin Laden. He lives in a cave and at one time he was a womanizer. But now he has settled down with his five wives and 26 kids, so that's now all over. ... He also had a drinking problem at one time. I believe he went through 'Jihab'”

Believe Problem Kids I Believe Five Wife Drinking One Time Caves Bin Laden Osama Bin Laden Wacky Womanizer Drinking Problem

Author:David Letterman

“For more than twenty-five years my mind had been deeply troubled by the fact that these mechanical and scientific achievements ofman had outrun his intellectual and spiritual power. ...Throughout the Second World War this terrible problem hung in the back of my mind. As I write these words the problem and the danger are as threatening as ever. We hope our nation will survive, but in its effort to survive will it transform itself intellectually and spiritually into the image of the thing against which we fought?”

“So many of the wars in history, thousands and thousands of them for the past five, six, seven thousand years, have been related to differences in Truth claims. If we can evolve beyond that problem, then I think there's some chance that we could retire the whole institution of war and begin to focus on the peaceful evolution of humanity.”

“If five years from now we solve the access problem, but what we're hearing is all encrypted, I'll probably, if I'm still here, be talking about that in a very different way: the objective is the same. The objective is for us to get those conversations whether they're by an alligator clip or ones and zeros. Whoever they are, whatever they are, I need them.”

Ifs Way Needs Years Stills Different Problem Talking Five Internet Conversation Hearing Solve Access Objectives Different Ways Five Years Free Speech Clip Alligators

Author:Louis J. Freeh

“It is not possible to rent a beach house within five hours' drive of one's hometown without being visited by people. This is especially true if I have actually invited them. One of my problems is that I like to be nicer than I actually am.”

People Ifs Problem House Hours Five Beach Invited Hospitality Hometown Beach House

Book:Traveling While Married

Source: Traveling While Married

“A man walks into doctor's office. "What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc. "It's ... um ... well ... I have five penises." replies the man. "Blimey!" says the doctor, "How do your trousers fit?" "Like a glove."”

Men Wells Problem Humor Seems Funny Asks Walks Five He Man Fit Office Doctors Gloves Trousers

Author:Tommy Cooper

“We are all drawn to problems and solving problems. Joy doesn't demand our time. So we have to mark that time on our schedules. That's the only way you are going to get it. Five minutes, three times a day in your schedule. That's doable.”

Way Problem Joy Three Five Minutes Demand Mark Our Time Problem Solving Schedules Three Times Five Minutes

Author:Bonnie St. John

“Any man worth his salt has by the time he is forty-five accumulated a crown of thorns, and the problem is to learn to wear it over one ear.”

Men Problem Five Ears Forty Hardship Salt Crowns Thorns Crown Of Thorns

Author:Christopher Morley

“I went to a dialect coach and she told me that I had five problems; two were my Israeli accent and three were my New Jersey accent. I don't even want to know what I sounded like back then!”

Knows Want Two Problem Three Five Coaches Accents Jersey Israeli New Jersey Dialect Dialect Coach

Author:Odeya Rush

“I can't help but react to the painful realities of the two-tiered society we live in, where the signs of poverty and inequity are everywhere. Almost twenty five percent of our children live at or below the poverty line. We expect the no-option life cycle of the poor to be interrupted by the weak social safety net and then wonder why building more jails doesn't solve the problems.”

Children I Can Two Helping Problem Reality Social Lines Poor Wonder Poverty Five Building Percent Weak Twenties Our Children Safety Painful Solve Cycles Jail Twenty Five Interrupted Safety Net

Author:Peter Yarrow

“You think it's hard for me when I go in the ring and fight? That's the least of my problems. I think about the five years that I did in prison. I think about the nine years on parole. Nothing - nothing! - can compare to that struggle. I'm telling you, from being an ex-convict with 30 convictions, a degree nowhere to be found and black? I'm done.”

Thinking Years Hard Done Problem Fighting Found Black Struggle Five Degrees Prison Conviction Rings Nine Compare Five Years Exes Nine Years Convicts Parole

Author:Bernard Hopkins

“The problem with movies and books is they make evil look glamorous, exciting, when it's no such thing. It's boring and it's depressing and it's stupid. Criminals are all after cheap thrills and easy money, and when they get them, all they want is more of the same, over and over. They're shallow, empty, boring people who couldn't give you five minutes of interesting conversation if you had the piss-poor luck to be at a party full of them. Maybe some can be monkey-clever, some of the time, but they aren't hardly ever smart.”

Source: From the Corner of His Eye: A Novel

“I call it 'new forms'. When you're starting out, they ask you to do four or five minute sets, but once you're a headliner, you do like 90 minutes. I try to think of different things to divvy up the show, like doing drawings, playing music... I gotta carry the show, that's the problem.”

Thinking Trying Different Shows Problem Form Asks Five Four Minutes Starting Drawing Different Things Five Minutes Playing Music Starting Out

Author:Demetri Martin

“London was not designed for cars. Come to that, it wasn't designed for people. It just sort of happened. This created problems, and the solutions that were implemented became the next problems, five or ten or a hundred years down the line.”

People Years Problem Next Lines Five Happened Car Ten Solutions Hundred London

Author:Terry Pratchett

“I don't speak French, but I took it for five years growing up. So, if I were in a situation where I had to be, like, 'Excuse me, pineapple dog house red, what time is it library?' - no problem.”

Ifs Years Problem House Speak Situation Growing Up Five Growing Dog Red Library Excuse Five Years No Problem Excuse Me Pineapples Speaks French

Author:Eugene Mirman

“The problem with God - or at any rate, one of the top five most annoying things about God - is that he or she rarely answers right away.”

Problem Answers Five Rate Annoying Annoying Things

Book:Plan B: Further Thoughts on Faith

Source: Plan B: Further Thoughts on Faith

“Cookies are unbelievable. I have a problem, I eat like, four to five a day.”

Problem Five Four Unbelievable Cookies

Author:Ryan Cabrera

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