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“A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.”

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Book:A little book in C major

Source: A little book in C major

“The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts.”

“He who hesitates is a damned fool.”

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Author:Mae West

“There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.”

“The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around. If you write about someone else, you can stretch the truth from here to Finland. If you write about yourself the slightest deviation makes you realize instantly that there may be honor among thieves, but you are just a dirty liar.”

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Book:Groucho And Me

Source: Groucho And Me

“I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.”

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Author:David Gerrold

“April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.”

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Author:Mark Twain

“The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute, the man who does not ask is a fool for life.”