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“The only way to stop Jim Brown was to give him a movie contract.”
“Most football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental.”
“You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four.”
“I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.”
“For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are in the all-yellow strip.”
“He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces”
“I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.”
“Rugby is a good occasion for keeping thirty bullies far from the center of the city.”
“If Kyle Korver blocks your shot there should be a penalty box you should go to!”
“NO MAN CAN AVOID BEING BORN AVERAGE, BUT NO MAN HAS TO STAY AVERAGE.”
“In training, you listen to your body. In competition, you tell your body to shut up.”