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“I'm still a kid inside, and adventure is adventure wherever you find it.”

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Author:Jim Dale

“Our budget works to reduce and eliminate the risk of attacks at our ports, rails, in the skies, our food supply and roads by allowing for increases in many of the programs and agencies to help protect these important areas of commerce and travel.”

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Author:Jim Ryun

“I just yesterday returned from a trip where I photographed a woman with two children whom I photographed first when she was the age of the older of the two children.”

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Author:Jock Sturges

“Once you're in the game and it's a part of your life, you never want to leave it. But you have to be committed to be able to travel and do the things you need to do to be successful in whatever role you're doing.”

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Author:Joe Sakic

“Ours is the century of enforced travel of disappearances. The century of people helplessly seeing others, who were close to them, disappear over the horizon.”

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Book:Keeping a Rendezvous

Source: Keeping a Rendezvous

“Before the trip began we mapped out three primary goals: 1) to see and meet with our American troops, and thank them for their bravery and sacrifice; 2) to assess the security situation in Iraq; and 3) to give our support to Iraq's national unity government.”

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Author:John Boehner

“You had to make a camera look like it's traveling at 300 mph, but you couldn't make it actually travel at 300 mph so you had to slow everything down and build devices to do that. So you were constantly engineering.”

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Author:John Dykstra

“We have built our State on the freedom of personal adventure.”

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Book:Grierson on Documentary

Source: Grierson on Documentary

“I am happy now, to recall that I was not only his son but his companion, and whenever there was a hunting expedition or any other pleasure, I was always with him.”

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Author:John Philip Sousa

“Democracy is an extraordinary adventure. It's difficult, full of daring and risk and danger. But it's the greatest gift we have.”

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Author:Jon Voight

“Every day is intense and alive, whether it's travel, work, even down time, which there is so little of.”

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Author:Josh Lucas

“And now, without having wearied my friends, I hope, with detailed scientific accounts, theories, or deductions, I will only say that I have endeavoured to tell just the story of the adventure itself.”

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Book:Sailing Alone: Around the World

Source: Sailing Alone: Around the World

“The roughest part of that lifestyle is the travel and early mornings.”

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Author:Josie Maran

“I wrote those poems for myself, as a way of being a soldier here in this country. I didn't know the poems would travel. I didn't go to Lebanon until two years ago, but people told me that many Arabs had memorized these poems and translated them into Arabic.”

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Author:June Jordan

“Although my book is banned I am still allowed to go to China and travel. There is no longer the kind of control that Mao used to have-there have been deep fundamental changes in society.”

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Author:Jung Chang

“For anyone to open their heart, they need the right atmosphere, and something to prompt them. For my mother it was her trip abroad: she was in a very relaxed, understanding environment. I was very sympathetic towards her.”

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Author:Jung Chang

“A careful inspection showed them that, even if they succeeded in righting it by themselves, the cart would travel no longer. The axles were in a hopeless state, and the missing wheel was shattered into pieces.”

Ifs States Pieces Missing Travel Careful Wheels Hopeless Funny Travel Shattered Carts Inspection

Book:The wind in the willows

Source: The wind in the willows

“The subject matter of the stories on the surface... there seem to be a number of stories about travel.”

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Author:Kenneth Koch

“I think that somebody with the resources and innovation and the idea is going to come out of nowhere and come up with a successful space travel program.”

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Author:Kevin J. Anderson

“An English man does not travel to see English men.”

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Book:A Sentimental Journey Through France and Italy: And, Continuation of the Bramine's Journal : with Related Texts

Source: A Sentimental Journey Through France and Italy: And, Continuation of the Bramine's Journal : with Related Texts

“And you know, when you take on something like this, you read a book like this, you know that it's going to be an adventure. That's part of what draws you to it.”

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Author:Lawrence Kasdan

“The kind of pace that you want to use in a Western - just to acknowledge the land in the distance that everyone has to travel, and the way things develop sort of slowly - it's almost the antithetical of what's currently going on in the movies, you know.”

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Author:Lawrence Kasdan

“I get a friend to travel with me... I need somebody to bring me back to who I am. It's hard to be alone.”

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Author:Leonardo DiCaprio

“You know, the interesting thing about having traveled around the country as much as I have, and I think it's sort of inadvertently what made me come out or at least begin doing things within the community and thinking more about that, was that I get to travel quite a bit.”

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Author:Lesley Gore

“I mean it's easier to be in a demonstration if it's a trip that's one of the reasons why the whole thing fell apart in 1971, because it wasn't a trip any longer.”

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Author:Lester Bangs

“I never subscribe to the stay-at-home policy. I'm not sick of the road or sick of eating in good restaurants around the country. I like to travel.”

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Author:Levon Helm

“We're all dealt with the same hand here, so to speak. I feel like I've had it a lot better than most people. I've had the opportunity to travel and play music all my life.”

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Author:Levon Helm

“If I had children, I would be very selfish. I wouldn't be out doing things. But by not having kids, it makes me freer to travel the world and talk about things I feel are important.”

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Author:Linda Blair

“I would travel only by horse, if I had the choice.”

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Author:Linda McCartney

“I like to travel. I love touring, I love playing.”

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Author:Lita Ford

“I'd love to travel to the Holy Land.”

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Author:Loretta Lynn

“We live at the edge of the world, so we live on the edge. Kiwis will always sacrifice money and security for adventure and challenge.”

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Author:Lucy Lawless

“But he knew people and he was head writer for Have Gun Will Travel, and if you took those early Star Treks that we did and put us in a western wardrobe and put us on wagon train going west, we can say the same lines.”

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Author:Majel Barrett

“Travel, of course, narrows the mind.”

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Author:Malcolm Muggeridge

“I like the opportunity to travel the world and work in close company with other people.”

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Author:Marc Garneau

“It seems people are more willing to let other people control their minds now and recreational drug use doesn't seem to have that same renegade sense of adventure that it once did.”

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Author:Marc Maron

“If somebody asked me about my inspiration I would say that it's not the peopleand it's not the things, it's travel and experiencing different environments.”

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Author:Marc Newson

“It was an amazing adventure, it was my dream to be in an American musical... I really hope you are going to love what you are going to see.”

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Author:Marion Cotillard

“The travel and tourism industry is the lifeblood of many states around the country - including Florida, California, New York and Nevada, to name a few.”

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Author:Mark Foley

“Exeter City's trip to Old Trafford will be a great day for their fans but that is about it - they won't get the result they want against Manchester United.”

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Author:Mark Lawrenson

“Along with that ongoing process Sinn Fein took a decision to establish a peace commission which had the responsibility to travel around the country to receive submissions from the general public, also our opponents.”

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Author:Martin McGuinness

“My sisters and I were fortunate to travel through Asia and Europe at very young ages. We confronted extraordinary beauty in Athens and unspeakable poverty in India.”

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Author:Mary Chapin Carpenter

“Our career is a dream. I mean, we get to act, travel around the world, and meet cool people. What's not to love!”

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Author:Mary-Kate Olsen

“The Queen Mary was the most civilized and luxurious way one could travel to America in the late 1930s.”

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Book:'Tis Herself: An Autobiography

Source: 'Tis Herself: An Autobiography

“During a trip to Iraq last fall, I visited our theater hospital at Balad Air Force Base and witnessed these skilled medical professionals in action and met the brave soldiers whose lives they saved.”

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Author:Melissa Bean

“As I travel around Idaho and visit with seniors, I hear almost universal concern about the rising cost of health care, particularly the cost of prescription drugs.”

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Author:Michael K. Simpson

“I sure love Ireland. The first trip I ever made was last year when I did this record in Dublin.”

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Author:Michael W. Smith

“Until they come up with an independent woman who's on an adventure of her own, I don't think I'm interested.”

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Author:Michelle Rodriguez

“The simple fact is this: they are foreigners inside a country which has rejected them. Therefore, these foreigners wherever they go or travel they will be rained down with bullets from everyone. Attacks by members of the resistance will only go up.”

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Author:Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

“I travel Europe every couple of weeks. I just came back from London, Holland and Denmark. Every nation on this planet has its issues with race, and I am not sure if everyone has figured out how to deal with it.”

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Author:Montel Williams

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