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“I like to be at home because I just travel so much. I have four dogs, golden retrievers.”

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“The need for this clinic is clear to me, to the veterans who are currently forced to travel hours to receive care, and even to the Veterans Administration that itself identified creation of a clinic in this part of our state as a priority to be completed by 2006.”

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Author:Doc Hastings

“I'm also very pleased that we were able to include a full orchestrated score for Dragon's Lair 3D. The 40 different music pieces blend with the action to make you feel more a part of the whole adventure.”

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Author:Don Bluth

“You know it's only 50 miles from Grand River to Canton, but it took me 67 years to travel that distance.”

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Author:Don Shula

“And, obviously as a, as one who likes to travel around myself a lot, I think the Earth is a beautiful place. And, I'm looking forward to some new perspectives.”

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Author:Duane G. Carey

“After 13 years of life on the half shell in Hollywood, I have made a trip where I wasn't a tourist.”

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Author:Edgar Bergen

“You have all these people in the city and everything has become centralized. If you live outside the city and you need a birth certificate or some official paper from the government, you have to travel to the city.”

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Author:Edwidge Danticat

“Not only does travel give us a new system of reckoning, it also brings to the fore unknown aspects of our own self. Our consciousness being broadened and enriched, we shall judge ourselves more correctly.”

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Author:Ella Maillart

“Shall we ever see the 10 million things of the universe simultaneously in order to be the all? I am convinced that to live is to travel towards the world's end.”

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Author:Ella Maillart

“Travel can also be the spirit of adventure somewhat tamed, for those who desire to do something they are a bit afraid of.”

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Author:Ella Maillart

“Roosevelt's humor was broad, his manner friendly. Of wit there was little; of philosophy, none. What did he possess? Intuition, inspiration, love of adventure.”

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Author:Emanuel Celler

“There is a part of me that still wants to go out and grab a backpack and unplug - not take a cellphone or even a camera and just get out there and experience the world and travel. I have yet to do that, but someday I hope.”

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Author:Emilio Estevez

“I do a so-called trip into myself: I sit down at the piano and the melody might start to evolve from my playing or then I might start to sing it.”

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Author:Enya

“Let us cherish the hope that the day is not far distant when we will be in the midst of this next adventure.”

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Author:Ernest Lawrence

“We're constantly buying airplane tickets; we travel on the Concorde.”

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Author:Eva Herzigova

“The film of tomorrow will not be directed by civil servants of the camera, but by artists for whom shooting a film constitutes a wonderful and thrilling adventure.”

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Author:Francois Truffaut

“I travel a lot to promote the perfumes and to do the commercials.”

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Author:Gabriela Sabatini

“There's a call to adventure. It's something in the inner psyche of humanity, particularly males.”

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Author:Gary Gygax

“My kids started school, so having a strong base in Melbourne has been a key priority. I'm not daunted by the travel. People say, 'It's so far to Australia,' and I say, 'You get on the plane, you eat well, you sleep, you wake up - and you're there.'”

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Author:Geoffrey Rush

“What should I have known or written had I been a quiet, mercantile politician or a lord in waiting? A man must travel, and turmoil, or there is no existence.”

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Author:Lord Byron

“I'm interested to go other places, I've been the boy in the bubble since we've been shooting, I need to go travel a little bit, see where the action is, other than going to see family, of course.”

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Author:George Eads

“What we get from this adventure is just sheer joy. And joy is, after all, the end of life. We do not live to eat and make money.”

“At American Airlines, we have built a business around the love of travel that has lasted three quarters of a century. And I'm pretty sure we're just getting started.”

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Author:Gerard Arpey

“The idea is to have global standards. There is so much travel that if you just had a regional standard, it would probably ultimately have to be changed.”

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Author:Gijs de Vries

“I usually just have one cat. It is difficult, but I have my one cat that he'll travel with me if it's appropriate, if I'm not going overseas.”

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Author:Gina Gershon

“Acting, to me, is about the incredible adventure of examining the landscape of human heart and soul. That's basically what we do.”

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Author:Glenn Close

“A lot of the players are not involved with any NHL team, so to play and travel around with the Oldtimers' it's a kind of gift that the players really appreciate.”

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Author:Guy Lafleur

“Originally the dream was about traveling and developing a job that would permit me to travel. And I decided to go into street performing because it was a traveling job; it would let me go around the world.”

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Author:Guy Laliberte

“Then, after the war it was impossible to travel, after so many years of Hitler and Stalin.”

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Author:Gyorgy Ligeti

“A shoe that is too large is apt to trip one, and when too small, to pinch the feet. So it is with those whose fortune does not suit them.”

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Author:Horace

“However, we still have the problem of free travel and movement, since the Travel Documents issued by UNMIK as the substitute to passports, are not fully recognized yet by all countries.”

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Author:Ibrahim Rugova

“Right now I'm so old that if I had a big gush of money, I don't know what I'd do with it. I don't travel anymore. I don't need anything, don't want anything. I'd give it to my son, I guess, and let him enjoy it.”

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Author:Jack Vance

“I managed to take a family trip to the Bahamas and it was quite lovely.”

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Author:Jackie Collins

“I really fall in love with my characters, even the bad ones. I love getting together with them. They tell me what to do; they take me on a wild and wonderful trip.”

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Author:Jackie Collins

“Sometimes you like the personal adventure implicit in the making of a film, and sometimes you like your part in a film, and sometimes you like the final result.”

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Author:Jacqueline Bisset

“It is a peculiar part of the good photographer's adventure to know where luck is most likely to lie in the stream, to hook it, and to bring it in without unfair play and without too much subduing it.”

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Book:A Way of Seeing

Source: A Way of Seeing

“You cannot travel within and stand still without.”

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Author:James Lane Allen

“I do have an office where about 70 percent of my writing gets done, but sometimes it does get a bit stir-crazy to be cooped up in there, so I'll grab my laptop and write somewhere else: another room in the house, out on the patio, or even Heaven-forbid, a trip to Starbucks. But I also write on the road.”

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Author:James Rollins

“Travel, which was once either a necessity or an adventure, has become very largely a commodity, and from all sides we are persuaded into thinking that it is a social requirement, too.”

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Author:Jan Morris

“It would be nice to travel if you knew where you were going and where you would live at the end or do we ever know, do we ever live where we live, we're always in other places, lost, like sheep.”

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Book:The Janet Frame reader

Source: The Janet Frame reader

“I sold my first script when I was 21 - this kids' adventure movie that never got made. I just bought that one back, actually. I'm pretty psyched about it.”

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Author:Jason Segel

“I travel for work, but recently, friends said I should take major trips.”

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Author:Jeff Goldblum

“No matter how you travel, it's still you going.”

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Author:Jeff Goldblum

“That's the way both they and I travel sometimes. Pick road at random, and when it's time to pull over, you pull over and hope you can find a place to crash.”

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Author:Jello Biafra

“I could have probably raised them in L.A. and they would have been great and had so many things at their fingertips and been exposed to so many things. But we travel a lot, so I don't think that moving out of town is sheltering the girls at all. Maybe protecting them a little bit more, trying to prolong their youth.”

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Author:Jennie Garth

“A trip to the mainland was a big event and happened maybe once a year, although now you can get across in a speed boat in seven minutes but then it was a long way away.”

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Author:Jeremy Irons

“I can create countries just as I can create the actions of my characters. That is why a lot of travel seems to me a waste of time.”

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Author:Jerzy Kosinski

“Travel gives me the opportunity to walk through the sectors of cities where one can clearly see the passage of time.”

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Author:Jerzy Kosinski

“I love playing big rooms. There's nothing like it. It's a power trip.”

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Author:Jewel

“I only travel to good material, a good director and a good company. I won't work in another country for a year any longer, because I have a lovely wife and I adore her and I can't bear to be away from her.”

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Author:Jim Dale

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