“Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.”
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“Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane.”
“I get pretty much all the exercise I need walking down airport concourses carrying bags.”
Source: Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need
“On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing.”
“Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.”
Source: The Yogi Book
“I had a prejudice against the British until I discovered that fifty percent of them were female.”
Source: The Essential Alice Meynell Collection
“As I travel across the country speaking about MS, perhaps I can offer others comfort and hope.”
Source: Stories to Comfort the Soul
“Yeah. I've been pretty fortunate to travel I guess, all around the place.”
“Actually, the moment of victory is wonderful, but also sad. It means that your trip is ended.”
“I call for a collective adventure in generalized joy and freely interdependent exuberance.”
Source: The Abolition of Work and Other Essays
“I like all the adventure sports but I like to do them in a safe way.”
“I love to not work. I like to travel. I work maybe half the year, no more.”
Source: Pitching in a Pinch: Baseball from the Inside
“Being in Blur has allowed me to travel and hear the music that's being made all over the world.”
Source: The Letters of D. H. Lawrence