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“We wander for distraction, but we travel for fulfillment.”
“In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.”
“The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes.”
“Arguments of convenience lack integrity and inevitably trip you up.”
“War is not an adventure. It is a disease. It is like typhus.”
“For an occurrence to become an adventure, it is necessary and sufficient for one to recount it.”
“Know how to travel from your town to a nearby town without a car, either by bus or by rail.”
“Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.”
“I had rather have a fool to make me merry than experience to make me sad and to travel for it too!”
“I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad.”
“You can't expect the entire world to come to New York to see you. You have to travel to them.”
“But the love of adventure was in father's blood.”
“To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while.”
“What I love most about this crazy life is the adventure of it.”
“Travel becomes a strategy for accumulating photographs.”
“A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.”
“A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.”
“I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move.”
“There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign.”
“You and I come by road or rail, but economists travel on infrastructure.”