“Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going.”
Source: The Tao of Travel: Enlightenments from Lives on the Road
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Source: The Great Railway Bazaar
“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”
Source: Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist
“Our nuclear weapons are meant purely as a deterrent against nuclear adventure by an adversary.”
Source: Personality Development
“Life begins at the end of your comfort zone.”
Source: Neale Donald Walsh's Little Book of Life: A User's Manual
Source: The Writings of George Washington: Being His Correspondence, Addresses, Messages, and Other Papers, Official and Private, Selected and Published from the Original Manuscripts; with a Life of the Author, Notes and Illustrations
Source: One Writer's Beginnings
Source: The Importance of Being Earnest
“The biggest adventure you can take is to live the life of your dreams.”
Source: The Image: A Guide to Pseudo-Events in America
Source: With Love and Irony
Source: The Climb: Tragic Ambitions on Everest
“And remember, no matter where you go, there you are.”
Source: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai
Source: The Complete Works of Mark Twain: All 13 Novels, Short Stories, Poetry and Essays
“The journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.”
“I haven't been everywhere, but it's on my list.”
Source: Stories: Collected Stories
“Travel makes one modest. You see what a tiny place you occupy in the world.”
“Knowledge is an unending adventure at the edge of uncertainty.”
“The life you have led doesn't need to be the only life you have.”
“Hurt leads to bitterness, bitterness to anger, travel too far that road and the way is lost.”
Source: The Sword of Shannara Trilogy
“The impulse to travel is one of the hopeful symptoms of life.”
“All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware.”
Source: Hasidism and modern man
“Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.”
Source: The Innocents Abroad
Source: The Adding Machine: Selected Essays
“No matter where you go, there you are. (Uriel to Harry Dresden)”
Source: The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose
“I decided that adventure was the best way to learn about writing.”
“What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?”
“The adrenaline and stress of an adventure are better than a thousand peaceful days.”
“One of the great things about travel is you find out how many good, kind people there are.”