“I have very long legs and I hate driving anything unless it's a boat or an ATV in the jungle. I like to sit in the back of a car, where I can look out the window, answer my emails on my iPad, or hold hands with a pretty girl.” LooksLongI CanHandsHateGirlAnswersCarWindowI HateLegsDrivingBoatEmailJunglePretty GirlHolding HandsIpadsLong Legs Author:Jean Pigozzi
“To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.” MenProblemFunnyGirlWomenAnswersSmartNo ProblemFunny WomenSmart Girl Author:Zsa Zsa Gabor
“‘Is it a boy or a girl?’ There is a great answer to that one going around: ‘We don’t know; it hasn’t told us yet’.” KnowsGirlAnswersBoysNew Parents Author:Kate Bornstein
“It is usual for a woman, even though she may ardently desire to give herself to a man, to feign reluctance, to simulate alarm or indignation. She must be brought to consent by urgent pleading, by lies, adjurations, and promises. I know that only professional prostitutes are accustomed to answer such an invitation with a perfectly frank assent -- prostitutes, or simple-minded, immature girls.” KnowsMenGivingMayLyingDesireGirlWomenSimpleAnswersPromiseUsualFrankConsentAccustomedUrgentInvitationsAlarmsImmatureIndignationPleadingReluctanceSimulate Book:Selected Stories Source: Selected Stories
“I'm kind of old-fashioned, so I think the guy should always be the one to call. The girl just answers Or doesn't answer” ThinkingShouldKindGuyGirlAnswersOld Fashioned Author:Hillary Scott
“I'm not suggesting that all men are beautiful, vulnerable boys, but we all started out that way. What happened to us? How did we become monsters of feminist nightmares? The answer, of course, is that we underwent a careful and deliberate process of gender training, sometimes brutal, always dehumanizing, cutting away large chunks of ourselves. Little girls went through something similarly crippling. If the gender training was successful, we each ended up being half a person.” IfsMenWayLittlesPersonsSometimesBeautifulGirlCoursesProcessAnswersHalfBoysSuccessfulCuttingHappenedTrainingFeministCarefulGenderMonstersVulnerableNightmareBrutalDeliberateSuggestingChunks Author:Frank Pittman