“Prostitution is criminal, and bad things happen because it's run illegally by dirt-bags who are criminals. If it's legal, then the girls could have health checks, unions, benefits, anything any other worker gets, and it would be far better.” IfsHappensWould BeRunningLawGirlBenefitsUnionsWorkersCriminalsThings HappenChecksBagsIllegalBad ThingsDirtProstitutionBad Things Happen Author:Jesse Ventura
“I worked in Harrods as a sales girl and I was so lazy, I just sat on my arse all day. Now I have huge respect for shop girls. It was boring, so I tried to shoplift things, but we'd always get our bags checked.” GirlHugeBoringSatShopsLazyBagsArses Author:Susannah Constantine
“I'm more of a handbag girl; my guilty pleasure is bags. I don't even have a clue how many I own.” GirlPleasureGuiltyBagsClueHandbagsGuilty Pleasure Author:Poppy Delevingne
“I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head breaks.” TwoHumorFunnyGirlKnownBreakCasesUglyBagsOver YouBagger Author:Rodney Dangerfield