“Being an actress wasn't a plan at all, so what's happened to me is very strange. Life isn't very normal, even though I'm still very much a normal girl. I ride the subway, I ride the bus, and all of that.” StillsGirlPlansHappenedStrangeNormalActressesBusSubway Author:Gabourey Sidibe
“My wife gets so jealous. She came home from work and was mad at me because there was a pretty girl on the bus she thought I would have liked.” HomeGirlWifeMadMy WifeJealousBusPretty Girl Author:Ray Romano
“I was out with a friend and he came over with a pair of girls. I said to him "They're like buses." He said "What? Because you wait for ages and then two come along at once." I said "No, they are like buses!"” SaidTwoHumorAgeFunnyGirlWaitingPairsBus Author:Jimmy Carr