“We're even going to have sex in Heaven! How about that? Isn't that wonderful? Love all the girls you want to and all the handsome boys you want to and love all you want to and never get tired, never be impotent, never have a headache, never get hungry, never get sleepy, no pains, no VD, no nothin' except joy and praise and Hallelujah and lots of fun with your Bridegroom and all your friends and loved ones and the Family of God, His Family of Love, His children of God in Heaven when Jesus comes!” WantChildrenPainJoyGirlJesusFunHeavenSexBoysWonderfulAnd LovePraiseTiredHungryHeavenlyLoved OnesHandsomeChild Of GodHeadacheSleepyNo PainHallelujahBridegroomWonderful LoveGirl You Want Author:David Berg
“When one is five-and-twenty, one has not chalk-stones at one's finger-ends that the touch of a handsome girl should be entirely indifferent.” ShouldEndsGirlFiveStonesTwentiesFingersIndifferentHandsomeTwenty OneGirlhoodChalk Book:The Mill on the Floss Source: The Mill on the Floss
“It's definitely not true what they say about women wanting a guy with a sense of humour. What women mean is that they want a guy with a sense of humour who is really handsome. If a girl had a choice between Brad Pitt or me, she'd pick Brad Pitt. And I'm a lot funnier than he is.” IfsWantMeanGuyChoicesGirlHumourPicksHandsomeWomen WantBrad Author:Seth Rogen
“I think it's good to know more than the average guy. If I'm in a bar now and some pretty girl is talking to some handsome 24-year-old man, I'll say, "Okay, who's the emperor after Caligula? What chief mistake did Marcus Aurelius make in choosing a successor?" He'll just look like an idiot. She'll just gravitate toward me, I'm thinking. It works in Detroit.” IfsThinkingKnowsMenYearsLooksGuyGirlMistakeTalkingOkayAverageBarsChiefsIdiotOld ManHandsomeEmperorDetroitPretty GirlSuccessors Author:Emo Philips
“Jewish introspection and Jewish humor is a way of surviving . . . if you're not handsome and you're not athletic and you're not rich, there's still one last hope with girls, which is being funny.” IfsWayStillsLastsGirlRichIntrospectionHandsomeAthleticSurvivingBeing FunnyJewish Humor Author:Mike Nichols