“I think it's good to know more than the average guy. If I'm in a bar now and some pretty girl is talking to some handsome 24-year-old man, I'll say, "Okay, who's the emperor after Caligula? What chief mistake did Marcus Aurelius make in choosing a successor?" He'll just look like an idiot. She'll just gravitate toward me, I'm thinking. It works in Detroit.” IfsThinkingKnowsMenYearsLooksGuyGirlMistakeTalkingOkayAverageBarsChiefsIdiotOld ManHandsomeEmperorDetroitPretty GirlSuccessors Author:Emo Philips
“An honest man may really love a pretty girl, but only an idiot marries her merely because she is pretty.” MenLoveMayGirlMarriageHonestIdiotHonest ManPretty Girl Author:Lord Chesterfield
“I love women. I actually prefer girls, as a parent, because they disappoint at a different age. They go through that, "Dad's an idiot," which lasted a little longer than I'd like.” LittlesDifferentAgeGirlParentDadIdiotDisappointDifferent Ages Author:Tim Allen
“I've never been an idiot - I was a smart girl but I'd do stupid things like go around Asda and nick stuff because my friends told me to. I was a good girl as a teenager.” GirlStuffStupidSmartMy FriendsTeenagerIdiotStupid ThingsGood GirlSmart Girl Author:Amy Winehouse