“To go from Girl, Interrupted, where I had to cry every day, to a TV show like West Wing where I get to laugh and joke around every day, has been a welcome relief.” Has BeensShowsGirlLaughingCryTvsJokesWingsWestWelcomeReliefTv ShowsInterruptedGirl Interrupted Author:Elisabeth Moss
“I learned lots of dirty jokes very young. There was this girl who told me them. The gang I led went in for shoplifting and pulling girls' knickers down. Other boys' parents hated me.” YoungGirlParentBoysJokesDirtyHatedPullingGangThis GirlKnickersDirty JokesShoplifting Author:John Lennon
“I was given the name by my brother when I was about eleven or twelve years old. He was older than me, and around that age I was starting to get into girls, and when they would call the house for him, and when he was not there, I would try to talk to them. I was trying to be the man and trying to get them to come and see me, not worrying about him. When he found out... he started calling me Ice Cube as a joke because he said I was trying to be too cool. I just liked it and started telling everybody in the hood "my name is Ice Cube."” MenTryingYearsSaidAgeGirlFoundHouseNamesGivenWorryHe ManBrotherCallingJokesStartingIceMy BrotherTwelveElevenHoodCubesNot WorryingToo Cool Author:Ice Cube
“Some street jokes are just timeless. There's an old street joke about comedians. The joke is that a beautiful girl comes up to a comedian at the end of the night and says, "I saw your show tonight, and I just loved it. I want to go home with you, and I'll do anything you want." And the comedian says, "Were you at the 7 or the 9?" That's just a perfect joke, because it points out how egomaniacal and obsessive comedians are. Even though I'm not waiting for a groupie, I can completely understand it. It just defines how comedians are driven.” WantI CanEndsShowsHomeBeautifulNightGirlWaitingPerfectSawsStreetsJokesCome UpDrivenComedianTonightTimelessObsessiveBeautiful GirlGroupie Author:Amy Schumer
“Shakespeare drew a map of the human mind as clearly as Newton mapped the heavens. Wht is one considered science and the other fir only to be mocked with jokes about pretty girls and drury lane?” MindHumansGirlHeavenJokesMapsHuman MindNewtonLanesPretty Girl Author:Sebastian Faulks
“In real life I'm the type of girl who doesn't take herself too seriously. I'm very serious when it comes to work, but I like to make jokes and have a good laugh and make fun of myself.” RealGirlFunLaughingSeriousTypeJokesReal LifeGood LaughType Of Girl Author:Gal Gadot