“When I was a kid I would much rather have been a good baseball player or a hit with the girls, but I couldn't play ball. I couldn't dance. Luckily, the girls didn't want me. Not much I could do about that. So I started to draw and to write By the time I got to where I was attracting girls, I was already into work, and it was more important to me. Not that I wouldn't rather make love, but the work has become a habit.” WantWritingHas BeensImportantPlayKidsGirlPlayerHabitDrawsBaseballBallsWant MeMaking LoveBaseball PlayerGood Baseball Author:Shel Silverstein
“I love all those girls the same as they love me. I get thousands of letters a week from girls who love me.... Every time I sing a song, I make love to them. I'm a boudoir singer.” SongGirlWeekLettersSingersMaking LoveBoudoir Author:Frank Sinatra
“It is far best for the Christian never to see some things, so he will never want them. The old-fashioned Christian who will not have playing cards in his house will never learn to gamble with them. One who never sees, in movies and night clubs or elsewhere, half-clothed girls, drinking, smoking, gambling, petting, making love to many men, is likely to miss being led into that kind of life by these sirens of sin. It is the Devil's game to make people think it necessary for people to "know the ways of the world.” PeopleThinkingKnowsMenWorldWayWantKindChristianNightGirlGamesHouseSinHalfMissingDevilDrinkingClubsCardsSmokingGamblingElsewhereMaking LoveOld FashionedGambleSirensPlaying CardsNight Club Book:The Ruin of a Christian Source: The Ruin of a Christian
“At night the cries of cats making love or fighting, their caterwauling in the dark, told us that the world was pure emotion, flung back and forth among its creatures, the agony of the one-eyed Siamese no different from that of the Lisbon girls, and even the trees plunged in feeling.” WorldDifferentFeelingsNightGirlFightingDarkEmotionTreeCryPureCreaturesCatAgonyMaking LoveBack And Forth Book:The Virgin Suicides: A Novel Source: The Virgin Suicides: A Novel
“After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."” ThinkingSaidHumorFunnyGirlMaking LoveMy Girl Author:Garry Shandling
“I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."” SaidHumorFunnyHateGirlMorningCryI HateMaking LoveHate YouThis GirlHate MyselfI Hate Myself Author:Rodney Dangerfield