“Avoid wine and women - choose a freckly-faced girl for a wife; they are invariably more amiable.” GirlWifeWineAmiableWomen And Wine Author:William Osler
“I forget the name of the place; I forget the name of the girl; but the wine was Chambertin.” GirlNamesForgetFoodCookingWineCulinary Author:Hilaire Belloc
“I used to drink wine. This girl asked me, "Doesn't wine give you a headache?" "Yeah, eventually, but the first and the middle part are amazing!"” GivingFirstsHumorFunnyUsedGirlMiddleDrinkYeahWineHeadacheThis Girl Author:Mitch Hedberg