“For me to put a look together, if it's going to be a boy look or a girl look or whatever, is quite a tricky thing to do. I'm not doing drag because drag is seen in a certain way and my comedy has got zero to do with what I'm wearing. I could wear an elephant suit and say the same thing.” IfsWayLooksTogetherCertainGirlBoysComedySuitsThings To DoZeroDragElephantsTricky Author:Eddie Izzard
“I met the girl who works at the Doubletree front desk, she gave me her number. It's ZERO. I tried to call from here, some other woman answered. "You sound older!"” HumorFunnyGirlSoundNumbersFrontsMetsZeroDesksFront Desk Author:Mitch Hedberg
“Beauty is everywhere and it comes in all different forms. Many times I don't find a size zero girl amazing, I find her really shockingly thin or small, and I think that beauty comes in all different forms. Beauty is about how you feel. There are plenty of people who are amazing to look at who are super beautiful, and then there are plenty of people who are easy to look at who are not beautiful at all, they open their mouth or they have an attitude or they are cruel, and they look hideous suddenly.” PeopleThinkingFeelsLooksDifferentBeautifulFormGirlEasyAttitudeMouthsSizePlentyZeroHideousHow You FeelSize Zero Author:Kelly Cutrone