“The technology companies don't understand creative things at all. Silicon Valley's view of the creative process in Hollywood is a bunch of guys in their young thirties sitting on a couch, drinking beer, and thinking up jokes.” ThinkingYoungGuyProcessViewsCompanyTechnologyCreativeJokesSittingHollywoodDrinkingBunchBeerValleysCreative ProcessCouchesSiliconSilicon ValleyDrinking Beer Author:Steve Jobs
“In more than 20 years of opening beers with guys, I have NEVER seen the Swedish Bikini Team show up. Almost always, the teams that show up in beer drinking situations consist of guys who have been playing league softball and smell like bus seats.” YearsHas BeensShowsGuySituationTeamDrinkingSmellOpeningBeerLeagueSeatsBusSoftballBeer DrinkingBikinisSwedish Author:Dave Barry
“Some Secret Service guys crashed a car into the White House. And they had been drinking when it happened. Actually, they hit a barrier trying to get to the White House. It's the same thing that is happening to Hillary.” TryingGuyHouseWhiteSecretHappenedCarHappeningsDrinkingBarriersWhite HouseSecret Service Author:David Letterman
“As loud as fans were , they need to go home now and start soaking up a lot of tea, drinking a lot of tea for the next 36 hours, whatever the case may be, 'cause they need to be just as loud Thursday night.” NeedsWellsMayHomeNightGuyNextCausesVoiceHoursCasesDrinkingTeaLoudChampionshipUnbelievableNeed YouThursdayNba ChampionshipsSoakingTea DrinkingThursday Night Author:LeBron James
“I was a sober as the next guy. The only problem is the next guy was Dean Martin” ProblemGuyNextDrinkingSoberDeanFunny Drinking Author:Red Skelton