“Donald Trump has a great campaign slogan: 'A complex world demands complex hair.'” WorldHairTrumpDemandComplexesCampaignsSlogans Author:David Letterman
“Donald Trump is the grandson of German immigrants. Don't worry. The last time a German guy with crazy hair took over a country, everything turned out fine.” CountryLastsGuyWorryCrazyHairFineTrumpImmigrantsLast TimeGrandson Author:Conan O'Brien
“Donald Trump just announced that if Republicans don't treat him fairly, he will resurrect the Whig party and run as its hair apparent.” IfsRunningPartyHairTrumpRepublicanTreats Author:Michael R. Burch
“Toupée or not toupée for professional government: that is the hair-raising question created by Donald Trump's candidacy.” GovernmentHairTrumpCandidacy Author:Michael R. Burch
“Yesterday in New York City, Donald Trump officially changed his political affiliation from Republican to Independent. And Donald's hair has switched from pelt to carpet sample.” PoliticalCitiesNew YorkChangedHairTrumpRepublicanIndependentYesterdayNew York CityCarpetSampleAffiliation Author:Jay Leno
“I think Donald Trump and Jeb Bush are the frontrunners. It's kind of like the race between the tortoise and the bad hair.” ThinkingKindRaceHairTrumpTortoisesBad Hair Author:Jay Leno
“After making insulting remarks about Mexicans, Donald Trump has been kicked off of NBC and Univision. On the bright side, Trump's hair has a new show on Animal Planet.” Has BeensShowsSidesAnimalPlanetsHairTrumpRemarksInsultingBright SideNbc Author:Conan O'Brien
“When Donald Trump becomes president, he'll fly on a jumbo jet rebadged Hair Force One. It will be oversized to contain his massive ego, and will have all the latest and greatest blowdryer technology.” ForcePresidentTechnologyHairTrumpEgoMassiveJetAir Force Author:Michael R. Burch
“Macy's has severed ties with Donald Trump and no longer will carry his men's wear collection. From now on, men who want to look like Donald Trump will have to hunt and kill their own hair piece.” MenWantLooksPiecesHairTrumpTiesCollectionsHuntsMacy's Author:Conan O'Brien
“Donald Trump said he still wants to look more closely at Obama's birth certificate to make sure that it's real. Incidentally, President Obama said the same exact thing about Donald Trump's hair.” WantLooksSaidStillsRealPresidentHairTrumpBirthPresident ObamaCertificatesBirth Certificate Author:Jimmy Fallon
“Critics say it's illegal for Donald Trump to run for president while hosting a TV show. It's also illegal to run for president if your hair wasn't born in this country.” IfsCountryShowsRunningPresidentBornTvsHairTrumpCriticsIllegalTv Shows Author:Conan O'Brien
“How would Trump travel as president? Obviously, he'd use Hair Force One.” UseForcePresidentHairTrumpAir Force Author:David Letterman
“Donald Trump announces this morning that he will run for president. His hair will announce on Friday.” RunningPresidentMorningHairTrumpFriday Author:Albert Brooks
“Yesterday, after the Thanksgiving parade, Donald Trump appeared at Macy's to promote his new line of fragrances and business suits. Unfortunately, there were high winds and Trump's hair nearly killed two people.” PeopleTwoLinesWindHairTrumpYesterdaySuitsFragranceParadesMacy's Author:Conan O'Brien
“Donald Trump's hair frankly. Sometimes you know you're going to get criticism, but you just have to take .” KnowsSometimesHairTrumpCriticism Author:Terry Gross
“We have missiles - nuclear missiles - on hair-trigger alert. We should be in the business of nuclear disarmament right now, which neither of these candidates [Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton] are talking about.” ShouldTalkingHairTrumpRight NowClintonNuclearCandidatesTriggersMissilesDisarmamentNuclear DisarmamentNuclear Missiles Author:Jill Stein
“[Donald Trump] puts a miner's hat on.The media, some in it, were concerned - or hoping - that Trump would have helmet hair when he took the helmet off. They were hoping that he had so much hair spray on, that the miner's helmet he was wearing would leave an indentation in his hair. That was actually a subject in some of the stories I read. So the MacGuffin... There's no media. There isn't any news.” StoriesSubjectsMediaHairTrumpNewsConcernedHatsSprayHelmetMiners Author:Rush Limbaugh
“We've got characters in the UK like Boris Johnson, who's kind of like a proto Trump in many ways even down to the crazy blonde hair. Then Mayor of London, now Foreign Secretary, Boris Johnson was widely seen as a cartoonish oaf and that made him strangely undentable as a politician. No one could land a blow on him because he was already ridiculous.” WayKindMadeCharacterCrazyLandHairTrumpPoliticianBlowLondonRidiculousSecretaryJohnsonBlondeMayorsBlonde Hair Author:Charlie Brooker