“I can't complain, but sometimes I still do.” StillsI CanSometimesHappinessHumorousComplainingComplaints Author:Joe Walsh
“From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.” WritingBookMomentsHumorFunnyHappinessJoyReadingLaughterHumorousWittySomedaySarcasmBook Reading Author:Groucho Marx
“I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation.” LifeMindI CanFunnyHappinessImagineComfortableHumorousResignationFrame Of MindResigning Author:W. Somerset Maugham
“Happiness is good health and a bad memory.” BookHappinessMemoriesPositiveDrinkHumorousAgingDrinkingWittyBeerBirthdaySarcasmPursuit Of HappinessTrue HappinessGood HealthFinding HappinessGreat HappinessInner HappinessLife And HappinessWhat Is HappinessInner Peace And HappinessAttaining Happiness40th BirthdayOthers HappinessBad MemoriesBad HairBad GradesBad Health Author:Ingrid Bergman
“The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet.” WayFunnyHappinessSuccessStrongSportsRaceEducationHistoryBattleHumorousGamblingGambleBettingMurphys LawGambling And Love Author:Damon Runyon
“Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.” ProblemFunnyHappinessMoneyPayStudyLaughterResearchHumorousInvestmentWittySavingStaffSalarySavingsMarket ResearchMoney TalksStudy Group Author:Bill Vaughan
“Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.” LoveLifeLightFunnyHappinessSuccessAttitudeFamilyHumorousBlessedWittyCracked Author:Groucho Marx
“If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.” IfsLoveLifeTwoHumorFunnyHappinessFacesInspiringBeautyHumorousInsultSarcasticInsultingFake PeopleLoving LifeInsultedFamous WomenFake FriendsHaterInsults YouPrettinessDouble LifeBackstabbers Author:Marilyn Monroe
“When people are laughing, they're generally not killing one another.” PeopleHappinessPeaceLaughingLaughterHumorousKillingHumor And LaughterHumor Laughter Author:Alan Alda