“When someone who is known for being comedic does something straight, it's always "a big breakthrough" or a "radical departure." Why is is no one ever says that if a straight actor does comedy? Are they presuming comedy is easier?” IfsDoeHumorBigsActorsKnownComedyEasierRadicalBreakthroughDepartureComedicPresuming Author:Carol Burnett
“I saw a commercial for an above-ground pool, it was 30 seconds long. Because that's the maximum amount of time you can picture yourself having fun in an above-ground pool. If it was 31 seconds, the actor would say "The water is only up to here? What do I do now? Throw the ball back to Jimmy? Or put some goggles on and look at his feet?"” IfsLooksLongHumorFunnyActorsFunWaterSawsFeetAmountBallsHaving FunSecondsPoolMaximumJimmyGoggles Author:Mitch Hedberg
“I'll watch a Keanu Reeves movie and I'll go, 'Wow, he's really not a very good actor!'” HumorFunnyActorsWatchesVery GoodWowGood Actors Author:Ashton Kutcher
“Come on, if you don't win tonight it doesn't mean you're not a good person, it just means you're not a good actor.” IfsMeanPersonsHumorFunnyActorsWinningTonightGood PersonGood Actors Author:Ellen DeGeneres